Genuinely insightful stuff there Peter.

 

What about in Russia then, or one of the other lakes where sightings have occured and sonar readings been recorded? A Russia biologist is convinced there are large creatures in the remote freezing Rusian lake.

Well if it is a 'Russia biologist' who thinks there are large creatures in some remote freezing 'Rusian' lake (which there is ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY) then it MUST be true.

 

I'm TOTES convinced now.

A floating log that has been drummed up to increase tourism for the area. Done.

 

I've never seen anything to the contrary to convince me otherwise

No there isn't.

 

How do you know? :P