Oh my god, I wasn't sure but you're really crazy.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

I also need to have a fabulous national thread.

Rude tbh.

 

hunni I loved your sang, your true dancebloc compatriot was in the other semi

 

RIP tho

 

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My true bloc voter! http://i.imgur.com/2epS8T9.png

I'll try my best to lift the ban asap bb

 

well your song nearly got points from me if that's any consolation? Not that 1 or 2 points would've made much difference but hey

Well it's better than all the way down I guess <_<

i voted for u!!!! 111111

 

was a really good song actually.. :(

Rude tbh.

 

I can't to be honest :rofl:

 

Help me :drama:

7 voters tbh ~ Yehesi now declared the lords of scrape votes

Buzzjack is lowkey stanning for me

BJSC 70

 

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News update from Yehesi

BJSC entry revealed

Eelke Kleijn is a Dutch producer from Rotterdam, mostly known for his EDM production, but also for his production for movies, adds, trailers and TV series.
In his early career (between 2003 and 2005), he mainly produced electronic records as M.I.D.O.R. & Six4Eight, and he was responsible for some of the DJ Precision releases and remixes. His first release as 'Eelke Kleijn' was '4.5 Billion Years' in 2003 on Segment Records. From 2005 onwards, he solely released music under his own name. His breakthrough came in 2006 when Nick Warren used the track '8 Bit Era' for his 'Global Underground: Paris' compilation. As a result, Eelke released his first artist album 'Naturally Artificial' on Global Underground in 2007.



Between 2008 and 2012, he remixed artists such as Goldfish (band), Dave Seaman, Way Out West, Hybrid, Sander Kleinenberg and Nadia Ali. In 2010 Eelke released his second artist album 'Untold Stories' on Manual Music. As a DJ, Eelke has played many venues and festivals including Mystery Land, Extrema Outdoor, Dance Valley, Sensation, Warung Brazil, Privilege Ibiza and Moonpark Buenos Aires

Yes you've read it well, he's the real deal. But Eelke is set for a new career high as he's been handpicked by Rochelle "Quen" Humes to represent Yehesi at Buzzjack's SOng Contest, due to start this weekend. Kleijn will travel all the way to Elëdan to perform and promote his song "Mistakes I've Made" to the voting public. A promotional tour through the world has been announced already, with several pre-recorded performances and radio interviews, as well as live performances on various shows.

The tour will go through Altyr Muunilinst, Florina, Ethanola, Singerpurear, Ojnoj, Jamvale, Aeroche, Kathaldazia, Aquafina, Jayrusalem, Harmonica, Persephonia, Tinnmark, Danaelanda, Hendinia, Ashton, Botanikka, Ajanaeda and Lexico.

Listen to Mistakes I've Made below


Rochelle Humes announced as new president of YBC

Tonight it has been announced that Rochelle Humes is indeed the new president of the YBC. Weeks ago it was rumoured that Mollie "Ghetto Princess" King was about to be axed over a sex tape scandal with her ex boyfriend David Ghandi.

Rochelle was officially given the title weeks ago already, hence her search for the next BJSC entrant already being completed in the form of Eelke Kleijn.
"I've been searching for a song to send for weeks now and to finally find something that fits the Yehesian public and our style is the best feeling. To see it take off on Yehesian radio as well is amazing as it's been made ClubHit nationwide and it's riding high on iTunes already! Eelke is an enormously talented lad and I am glad he accepted our offer. I am confident that with this song, we can win the dancebloc back!"

UPDATE: Kathaldazian fruits and milk shipped to Yehesi again
President Cecelia Burke has announced that the first load of Kathaldazian fruits and milk products are shipped to Enthen as we speak.
Weeks ago it was announced that the products were banned because of suspicious activities during production of these goods, but intensive research has shown us nothing bad is contained in the products.

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"We are happy to announce that Kathaldazian products are shipped into Yehesi again. We apologize to Kathaldazia for the inconvenience.
Due to the massive losses the Kathaldazian companies have led, we now offer Kathaldazia a refund in the form no Yehesian taxes on products shipped to Kathaldazia. We hope we can be forgiven and that our relationship will not suffer from this.

A new alliance rising?

Rumour has it a new alliance is in the making, which includes Yehesi.
The intergovernmental alliance aims to promote Pixie Lott's latest flop effort Platinum Pixie and its lead single Caravan of Love.
The alliance currently involves Persephonia, D'yermak'er, Kathaldazia, Patvia, Yehesi, Danaelanda and Bellamia, but other nation like Jamvale, Trifoski and Kylienips have requested to join to. They are currently being looked into, to see if they have sufficient financial goods to sustain this project and if their civilians are treated with all the right they have.

Another point on the TrollBox Alliance is protecting Buzzjack from Trolls, as well as a strange phenomen called hotchocs, that has been invading Buzzjack for the past months.

Yehesi solidify special governmental relations
Yehesi has announced a list of governments with which we like to remain or become close with, in financial, political and cultural aspect.
The following nations will be allowed free trafic into Yehesi and back, as well as the ability to apply for help in emergencies: Danaelanda, Aeroche, Ethanola, Jamvale, Kathaldazia, Jukianië, Singerpurear and Ajanaeda
There's also countries we will consider helping out in case of a national emergency: Altyr Muunilinst, Persephonia, FSR Rontvia, Bellamia, Sandebörg and Ojnoj

© The Yehesian Postman

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The tour will go through Altyr Muunilinst, Florina, Ethanola, Singerpurear, Ojnoj, Jamvale, Aeroche, Kathaldazia, Aquafina, Jayrusalem, Harmonica, Persephonia, Tinnmark, Danaelanda, Hendinia, Ashton, Botanikka, Ajanaeda and Lexico.

 

:unsure:

Erm, gotta get them sales

 

(Mess did I miss out Cadelicia tho oop)

Erm, gotta get them sales

 

(Mess did I miss out Cadelicia tho oop)

 

Yes...yes you did. <_<

I'll visit you during the final week, so you better vote for me!

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(Translation: I like dis country)

Edited November 2, 201410 yr by Neil. S

lol no

You better accept it, cause I'm coming to tour anyway http://i.imgur.com/uQ4DGQQ.png

 

(Stan a bit Neil yas)

Edited November 2, 201410 yr by Timmy SZN

I've had a press release in my national thread regarding Yehesi coming to Aquafina.

News update from Yehesi

Eelke Kleijn cancels Aquafina appearances

Our BJSC entrant Eelke Kleijn has cancelled all further appearances in the country of Aquafina, including his pre-recorded radio interviews and performance.
The DJ told the Daily Yehesi that he has been threatened by Aquafinan officials to be arrested when he enters the country.
"I'm very sorry to my fans in Aquafina, but all further appearances have been cancelled due to threats from Aquafina's side. I take these threats very seriously and will never visit the country ever again. All the other promotional appearances in other countries will of course still continue."

UPDATE: Eelke has announced that the appearances in Aquafina have been rescheduled to happen in Cadelicia!

The cancellation comes hours after Aquafina's officials announced a ban on Eelke's visit to the country.

It's came to light that Yehesi have announced that they're touring Aquafina with Eelke Kleijn. Alison laughed off the suggestion of allowing Yehesi into the country. "Yehesi will not bring any viewers to primetime television, the country is laughable with poor ammuniation and is a country that we take pity on. I can announce that Yehesi management have been informed incorrect regarding their promotion in Aquafina. I will not even let the peasants promote in the streets of the glorious country of Aquafina.

In a reaction President Cecelia Burke told us the following:
"I am outraged by the recent events regarding Eelke's trip to Aquafina. We have advised Eelke not to travel to Aquafina and are currently looking into possibilities to punish Aquafina. First we've asked the inhabitants to turn their TV's off during Aquafina's performance and all Aquafinan products are from now on banned. This attempt to sabotage us will not go unpunished. We've tried mending our already bad relationship somewhat by sending Eelke over there, but this reaction is uncalled for. This will not end soon."

Outraged BJSC fans took to the streets last night to protest the Aquafinan decision, in both Yehesi and Aquafina. So far it looks like the relationship between the arrogant Aquafina (also known as Whorefina, Cheapfina and Flopfina) and Yehesi has completely collapsed.

© The Yehesian Postman

Edited November 2, 201410 yr by Timmy SZN

ROCHELLE BAD MOUTHS HER OWN COUNTRY YEHESI AND DEFENDING AQUAFINA IN THE PROCESS

 

Ooh! Harmonica is very excited to get their first ever visitors :wub:

 

Rolling out red carpets as we speak

This was actually really quite good, sorry about yo DNQ, as a fellow member of the Trollbox alliance we weep for your loss

 

Buzzjack are crazy for not letting this through! Lovely slice of deep house here, got my HUIT PWAA :heart: