September 20, 201311 yr Author 11 Sophie Anderton http://cbb5cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/resized/Sophie_CMS_500x281.jpg 74 points Model Sophie Anderton was notoriously known for her continual spats with Danielle Marr (both inside and outside of the house), and while she had an extreme sense of vulnerability about her inside the house, she let that slip when she started to take digs at Danielle, despite Carol being the person she had the most run-ins with in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Just how many layers of plastic surgery does it take for one NOT to show any emotions when teaming up with queen bitch Louie Spence? Not many... Highest Scorer Calum Sandé (10) Lowest Scorer Rob Summers (1)
September 20, 201311 yr Sophie was good TV I think but she was annoying me also. At least she didn't take any rubbish from the AWFUL Danielle who really should've been last here too...
September 20, 201311 yr Author 10 Dustin Diamond http://cbb5cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/resized/Dustin_CMS_500x281.jpg 78 points Do we even know who this man is, apart from him being a character from Saved By the Bell in his younger days? I don't think he ever opened up to anybody, or let the public have any insight whatsoever as to who he actually was, or what he had to offer. He was fourth to be evicted from the house, and you aren't changing that all here, but he really should have been the first to go, in my own opinion. Dreadful addition to this year's bunch (who were, on the whole, very good). Highest Scorers Liam, Pavel (9) Lowest Scorer Calum Sandé (1)
September 20, 201311 yr Dustin wasn't anywhere near as prickish as I thought he'd be, but he was just really boring.
September 20, 201311 yr Author 09 Danielle Marr http://cbb5cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/resized/Danielle_CMS_500x281.jpg 79 points So it's that woman who is famous in every way, shape and form for... Oh wait. She's on Dublin Wives, or whatever it's called, and claims that Sophie Anderton has paid several visits to her clinic and had drastic work done. She wasn't exactly the biggest celebrity in there. Nobody really knew who she was apart from Cal, and she was a last minute stand-in for somebody who had allegedly dropped out. Evicted first instead of racist Ron Atkinson, she just didn't have any time at all to develop in the house, because she had the potential to be a fantastic housemate - but if we were in charge she would have been evicted fifth, wouldn't have been too bad. Highest Scorer Calum Sandé (11) Lowest Scorers JosephStyles, Aled., Leonardo, Jade (1)
September 20, 201311 yr Danielle should have been lower but apart from that all deserved to be near the bottom so far!
September 20, 201311 yr Author 08 Carol McGiffin http://i1.cdnds.net/13/34/618x417/uktv-cbb-carolm2.jpg 95 points The real winner of this series of Celebrity Big Brother (BIASED COMMENT GALORE), straight-talking, no-nonsense and hilariously funny Carol only manages to place eighth for you lot, meaning she would have been evicted sixth, but I think we should stick with how she did actually leave in the series - fourth place. Calling Charlotte a "Geordie slag" in heat of the moment and getting the most abuse for it, despite Vicky badmouthing Charlotte to herself and saying the near-same thing... Oh well. One of the most entertaining drunks, and one of the best (if not THE) housemates in a long while. Highest Scorer Calum Sandé (13) Lowest Scorer Jack (3)
September 20, 201311 yr Danielle FAR TOO HIGH. Literally intolerable in every way. She had nothing redeeming in her, she didn't entertain me, she just would me up. Well deserved last place in the real thing. Carol out LOL. She had promise at the start but was just bitchy through the rest. Maybe a bit too low but eh.
September 20, 201311 yr Author 07 Mario Falcone http://cbb5cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/resized/Mario_CMS_500x281.jpg 96 points The physical translation of 'sex on legs' in terms of Big Brother housemates (well, Celebrity Big Brother anyway) Mario Falcone would have been seventh to be evicted had you got your way, and would not have reached the final. He had his good moments, he had his unbelievably SEXY moments where he was near-naked, and he had his moments where he turned into a bitch (when he was in the secret room with Carol and Lauren). Thereafter he became a not-very-enjoyable housemate to watch at all, but nonetheless was good for the time that he was in there. Highest Scorer Jade (13) Lowest Scorers Aled., titty (3)
September 20, 201311 yr Author 06 Louie Spence http://cbb5cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/resized/Louie_CMS_500x281.jpg 104 points Erm, is there really anything to say about Louie? Over the top drama queen who adored the attention he got every Friday night as the horrendous crowds cheered him on in their hundreds, and bitched about nearly every single person that he shared the house with alongside allies he aligned himself with from day 1 and didn't blend in with anybody else at all and wasn't willing to give them a chance. Putting on an "OMG I'M DELIGHTED" face when he was evicted, too, when in actual fact he was gutted because he would have got the biggest kick ever had he won and beaten those that he hated in the house. Lol, fail. He still would have finished higher than he actually did though if it was down to you lot. Highest Scorer Rabbit Heart (13) Lowest Scorers Liam, Jack, Cal (1)
September 21, 201311 yr Author 05 Vicky Entwistle http://cbb5cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/resized/Vicky_CMS_500x281.jpg 113 points Vicky entered the house with her Coronation Street other half, and while she showed so much promise in the beginning as a housemate and as a person (being one of the funny people in there, and the mother figure to the housemates), she had such a major decline in likeability towards the end of the series. The rants she went on when she was alone, most notably about Charlotte when she called her a "fat slag from Newcastle" must have cost her chances of winning the show [not that she would have been able to compete with the likes of Lauren, Abz and Charlotte anyway]. But, you would have had her finish fifth instead of finish sixth like she did in the actual series. Poor Mario... Highest Scorers Rabbit Heart, titty (12) Lowest Scorers Rob Summers, Pavel (5)
September 21, 201311 yr Dustin was only a 9 because the housemates this series were SO f***ING AWFUL. He literally did nothing until his little strop/strike thing, but even that was better than the likes of Louie (almost as bad as Jack & Joe), Vicky and Bruce. Danielle would have been absolutely fantastic given half a chance, but I knew she was an inevitable first evictee as soon as I saw her VT! I agree Mario wasn't great towards the end, but tbh after THAT task with the mankini and so many shots of his thighs/ass otherwise, I didn't really focus on the right parts of him :kink:
September 21, 201311 yr Author 04 Abz Love http://cbb5cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/resized/Abz_CMS_500x281.jpg 121 points For the most part, Abz was the quietest person in the house, and he wasn't really that talkative and didn't involve himself with anybody else, nor did he interact as much as he could have. Quite a closed person, only really took part when it was time for a task, or when he really needed to. This was probably his opportunity to challenge himself and to get away from temptation(s) and to make himself a better person. Good on him [even if he was quite a boring housemate; and still would have made a better winner than Charlotte did]. Oh and that body (courtesy of Bal posting in the Male Crushes thread). YUM. Highest Scorer Leonardo (13) Lowest Scorers Jack (5)
September 21, 201311 yr Author 03 Charlotte Crosby http://i2.cdnds.net/13/34/618x488/uktv-cbb-charlottec3.jpg 124 points Only three points ahead of Abz who was the eventual runner up in the series itself is the actual winner, Charlotte. Instead of going all the way and claiming the crown, you would have had Charlotte in 3rd place (which would have been excellent if it really happened). A well-liked housemate overall (by most of Buzzjack), but some would agree she's just really noisy and what she says and does is quite strange or vile. She was thoroughly entertaining in the house, though, so deserves commend for that. So many more worthy winners from the series, though. So... Courtney and Lauren are your top 2 housemates from Celebrity Big Brother 12, but who would you have crowned the winner? Highest Scorer Liam, Lukuzz (13) Lowest Scorers JosephStyles, Calum Sandé, titty (2)
September 21, 201311 yr Author 02 Courtney Stodden http://cbb5cdn.channel5.com/staticmedia/uploads/photos/resized/Courtney_CMS_500x281.jpg 147 points In second place you would have had the American sweetheart Courtney Stodden, who had a voice that even strangled cats wouldn't dare compete with, although she was evicted sixth in the show itself. She started off so well, then started to get a bit annoying, but overall she was one of the cutest and brightest housemates this series, and her relationship with Lauren was rather beautiful (even if Lauren was preventing her from blending in with other people more than she should have been). Worthy of second place, and worthy of beating Charlotte. Highest Scorers JosephStyles, Jack (13) Lowest Scorer Calum Sandé (5) 01 Lauren Harries http://static.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/lauren-harries1.jpg 162 points And your winner of Celebrity Big Brother Series 12 would have been Lauren Harries, who I believe has appeared on This Morning after being banned since she placed third on the show. Such a dizzy and clumsy and adorable woman who was immediately loved by some, but it took a while longer for everybody else to warm to her. Spilling things left, right and centre (in the secret room, anyone remember?) and her loving relationship with Courtney were just some of the highlights she gave to the series, but overall she would have been a very worthy winner. Happy with the results? Highest Scorers Pavel, Rob Summers, HausofKubrick, Aled., Cal, titty (13) Lowest Scorer Lukuzz (7)
September 21, 201311 yr YAY my perfect order for the top 3. I thought it was all going to go horribly wrong for Lauren a few weeks into it but luckily she turned it back round. What a babe :wub:
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