Yep Sinead writes a 5th letter and this time Simon is getting it for inviting her to be a guest judge on x-factor lol

 

 

OPEN LETTER TO SIMON COWELL

 

Dear Simon

 

While I do appreciate your invitation to be a judge on X factor, sadly I neither have time nor money for the X-tensive facial surgery which seems to be such an important requirement for the job. Maybe Louis could get me and him a ‘two for one’ deal with whomever he goes to. By the way, has he learned how to burn a CD yet? Cus he sure couldn’t last time I met him.

 

Sinead

 

 

The letter is a response to these tweets by Simon Cowell:

 

Its a response to this tweet Simon posted:

 

Simon Cowell ‏@SimonCowell 8 Oct

I think sinead o'connor would be a real fun guest judge on X factor. She loves the show and everything I do. Let me know sinead.

Simon Cowell ‏@SimonCowell 8 Oct

Google her name and mine.

 

Simon Cowell ‏@SimonCowell 9 Oct

Oops

Simon Cowell ‏@SimonCowell 9 Oct

Opposite of oops

Hes such a prick.

These open letters :drama:

 

I just wish she would get a twitter account already!

I just wish she would get a twitter account already!

It wouldn't surprise me if she feels the need to control herself and not allow herself back on Twitter because of what previously happened during her time of illness. But at the same time, I think it's good that she's writing letters on her website, fully getting her point across, instead of making uneducated tweets on a social networking platform where she wouldn't really be taken seriously (she should be) but instead mocked or abused by the millions of people who use it/are fans of X person.

She should start a blog. It would be great.

Sufjan Stevens has written her an open letter, in which he channels the spirit of Bre.

 

Dear Miley. I can’t stop listening to #GetItRight (great song, great message, great body), but maybe you need a quick grammar lesson. One particular line causes concern: “I been laying in this bed all night long.” Miley, technically speaking, you’ve been LYING, not LAYING, an irregular verb form that should only be used when there’s an object, i.e. “I been laying my tired booty on this bed all night long.” Whatever. I’m not the best lyricist, but you know what I mean. #Get It Right The Next Time. But don’t worry, even Faulkner messed it up. We all make mistakes, and surely this isn’t your worst misdemeanor. But also, Miley, did you know the tense here is also totally wrong. Surely you’ve heard of Present Perfect Continuous Tense (I HAVE BEEN LYING in this bed all night long [hopefully getting some beauty sleep?]). It’s a weird, equivocal, almost purgatorial tense, not quite present, not quite past, not quite here, not quite there. Somewhere in between. I feel that way all the time. It kind of sucks. But I have a feeling your “present perfect continuous” involves a lot more excitement than mine. Anyway, doesn’t that also sum up your career right now? Present. Perfect. Continuous. And Tense. Intense? Girl, you work it like Mike Tyson. Miley, I love you because you’re the Queen, grammatically and anatomically speaking. And you’re the hottest cake in the pan. Don’t ever grow old. Live brightly before your fire fades into total darkness. XXOO Sufjan