July 5, 20169 yr Author http://i65.tinypic.com/sv3t07.png AND HERE IT IS- OUR NEW MAP: Let's take a look at our new tourist attractions! 1. Witch Prison- Witch Prison has been placed on the border between us and Hushkanukia to stop the influx of Hushkanukian residents trying to come into our town because we take all our flights from their airport. Witch Prison is where any of the Ginger Witches from across the border will end up if they try to enter, unless they are invited. 2. Lexa Base- Our army base and this is sponsered by Taahino who pump in money and resources for a strong army to defeat some of the other evils around us. Queen Lexa leads the army and takes charge of all the training. 3. Sebby Cinemaplex- Our multi-screen massive cinema which is ran by residents from Avalonia who aim to give our residents the best cinematic experience, which includes fantastic films and an advert with all the #2017 campaigners before every movie. 4. Titti Embassy- Because we need one or we would turn into the biggest mess. Though the embassy part is more run by Tim due to the other half's loyalty lying elsewhere.. 5. Shrek Land- In our multi-park fair attraction which features rides, rollercoasters and amazing snacks- all Shrek themed of course. If you wanna have a good day, experience thrilling Shrek rollercoasters and try Shrek cookies here *.* 6. Bully Clique Lower School For Bitchcraft and Shadiness (BCLSFBAS)- Our lower school where we train nice innocent youngsters into bitchy hoes and perfect the master of shadiness. We train these kids until they pass, when they head to Yehesi to go to university. If they fail they have three options: stay in UVLand, go to Beaverdonia and be reformed by Michael or become a worker at the Hushkanukian Brothel. 7. The Unovia Arena- Our music arena featuring the best artists from BJSC, all our previous artists (apart from the crap ones) and occasionally the Australian singer due to the arena being sponsered by Unovia *.* This arena will invite one act each month to perform as soon as the semi's open so if you are interested in this, drop me a PM! 8. The Ultraviolenceland Museum- The place to see everything Ultraviolenceland-ish. From costumes to records to everything you want to know, our museum has absolutely everything. For only £850,000 you can tour round our incredible museum for 20 minutes :heart: 9. The Official Stooshe Monument- We wanted a statue to honour the queens who have given us so much in life, this statue is for the incredible Stooshe and notes are left all around their to profess their love to our queens. 10. Tesoro Shopping Centre- And the shopping centre from across the border in Hushkanukia spreads to here as the Tesoro Shopping Centre sells £1 goods with an incredible mascot our main seller, you won't find that in the likes of Pupok. The Tesoro Shopping Centre is gigantic and has everything you want *.* We hope you like our new attractions *.*
July 5, 20169 yr The stooshe monument and Shrek theme park *.* I hold up my half of the titti embassy x
July 5, 20169 yr Author Sounds like a lush holiday place :wub: Did you miss the part that your residents are being thrown into witch prison if you ever come here? x
July 5, 20169 yr Oh dear another Tesoro shopping centre. Watch out Sainsbury's and Morrisons, you've got competition.
July 5, 20169 yr Did you miss the part that your residents are being thrown into witch prison if you ever come here? x Yes, that is exciting! Although the ginger racism :wacko:
July 5, 20169 yr Oh dear another Tesoro shopping centre. Watch out Sainsbury's and Morrisons, you've got competition.I will be concerned if it ends up spreading to Kylienips
July 5, 20169 yr Author Is it the announcement that UVland are donating all their money to pupok I'd rather give money to Hushkanukia.
July 5, 20169 yr Author please do There's about a million countries I'd rather give my money to over you though. It's just better than giving money to Pupok!
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