Posted August 29, 201410 yr http://i62.tinypic.com/2lbbyg1.png GOD AFTEN!!!!! Välkommen till Super Melodifestivalen, där vi har nått deltävling fyra! We are in the final heat of Super Melodifestivalen so you've got one last chance to send two lucky stars Direkt Till Finalen and save three others from career death by offering them a lifeline to Andra Chansen. Last time out, we saw Swedish language Sanna triumph, Anniela almost revive her career and the shock dismissal of Alcazar and Ace Wilder. So what, and who does our final heat hold in store for us? 01. Eric Saade - Popular Nfx0OMM2u0A HE WILL BE POPULAR. First up it's 2011's winner Eric Saade with Popular! Robbed of it's deserved victory in Eurovision by some insipid turd of a track from Italy and that awful country out east that buys votes for it's horrific entries and won with "Running, I'm Scared of what our Government will do to Eli once they realise he's a homo". This is a fabulous little number although Eric has fail to hit the dizzying highs of Popular since. Will he repeat his Heat 4 triumph here tonight? 02. Anton Ewald - Begging 8KEPVDgDetI Lordy this is atrocious. I am judging everyone who votes for this turd. Anton finished 4th in 2013 reaching the final via Andra Chansen, beating the two tracks that went DTG from Delt 2 and topping the public vote. Will Buzzjack send him DTG, to AC or a fate more in line with his Final 2014 placing? 03. Nanne Grönvall - Håll om mig SpyRZayFGug Hold onto your WEAVES Nanne has arrived to save us all! Robbed of rightful victory all the way back in 2005, before most Buzzjackers were even born, Nanne finished 2nd to Martin Stenmark's Las Vegas by a margin of just 3 points despite slaying the public vote. Public outrage ensued which SVT ignored and Nanne was never given the chance to bless Europa with Håll Om Mig. It's pop at it's most unhinged and really what this contest is all about. Will Buzzjack right a historical wrong and crown Nanne victor? 04. Caroline af Ugglas - Snälla snälla HE1Vy5lKuzw I think we all know where Pavel's 12 is going. Surprise package of 2009 is up next, Caroline Af Ugglas who shined in Andra Chansen and nearly stole the whole damned show. Snälla Snälla finished second with the public, fifth with the jury's and second overall. Can she get her revenge on La Voix a second time around? 05. Måns Zelmerlöw - Cara Mia -N39OfjGv8c Another golden oldie next as Måns Zelmerlöw sashays in from stage left with Cara Mia, his MF debut. What a debut it is as well! Winning Delt 3 on the way to finishing 3rd in the final behind the biggest c**t in Sweden and 'The Ark'. Written by 2/3s of Vågar Du, Vågar Jag's crew can Måns emulate Queen Sanna's success and make it out of this heat of death? 06. Carola - Evighet FKOorNmrfuA The queen of the wind machine is our second former winner in this heat where it went on to finish 5th at ESC in 2006, yes it's another old un, as 'Invincible'. Evighet utterly dominated Delt 3 taking nearly 3 times the amount of votes as the second place finisher. She then went on to annihilate the competition in the final. Can she repeat that feat here tonight? 07. Jenny Silver - Something In Your Eyes gUi-vZC9jsg Back to 2011 now for the schlagergasm that is Something In Your Eyes. This Buzzjack fave was booted out of AC by Love Generation despite the fax that it should have sailed through to Globen ahead of the awful Swingfly. Can we right this awful wrong???? (YES WE BLOODY CAN) 08. Molly Sandén - Why Am I Crying V0taYFxSILs Returning to the MF stage one year after ex-boyfriend Eric's victory with a killer break-up anthem Ashtonise saviour Molly Sandén. Molly qualified from Delt3 in first along with MIRAKEL in what was probably the most *.* set of DTG qualifiers in MF history on her way to a 5th placed finish. THE INJUSTICE!!!! Still, it did better than Mirakel. This will be qualifying, I will accept no other outcome. 09. Charlotte Perrelli - Hero EZ7U6WcsCRY From one legend to another it's only 2008's sodding winner Charlotte Perrelli! Smashing Delt 4 from the pimp spot this went on to smash the final and smashed in Belgrade finishing err...18th only making it to the final thanks to the jury wild card. While Charles couldn't quite match her former peak in Serbia, tonight is Buzzjack's chance to save Perrelli's flatlining career after The Girl. 10. Danny Saucedo - Amazing CuFj1CeFVCs Rob will be pleased! It's another trip to 2012, this time for the runner up and Delt 4 winner Danny Saucedo. The follow-up to 'In The Club' couldn't quite overcome the Loreen machine as it roared its way to Eurodomination. Still, Danny didn't give up and returned once again in 2013 to host MF giving us a rendition of the song that beat him along the way. If you feel, like Rob does, that Danny was robbed then now is your chance to right that wrong! Plus look how awesome those suits in the video are! You have until 23:59 on September 6th to get your votes to me (Silas) via PM. That should be long enough for you to reorganise your votes in this heat of death at least 208512 times. Points are to be given as follows: 12 10 08 06 04 02 01 00 00 00 And there's even a nice copy/paste list of the songs too! 01. Eric Saade - Popular 02. Anton Ewald - Begging 03. Nanne Grönvall - Håll om mig 04. Caroline af Ugglas - Snälla snälla 05. Måns Zelmerlöw - Cara Mia 06. Carola - Evighet 07. Jenny Silver - Something In Your Eyes 08. Molly Sandén - Why Am I Crying 09. Charlotte Perrelli - Hero 10. Danny Saucedo - Amazing Ok, go go go!
August 29, 201410 yr Jesus Christ though this heat really is INSANELY KILLER And I have to say, if the GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN (i.e. HERO) doesn't go direkt with EASE then quite frankly you cunts don't DESERVE MELODIFESTIVALEN! PREDIX DTG: Anton Ewald, Popular AC: Charlotte, Danny, Molly 06: Carola (LITERAL BLASPHEMY) 07: Måns 08: Nanne 09: Caroline af Ugglas 10: Jenny
August 29, 201410 yr Seriously though, that Evighet performance is like a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE And don't even get me STARTED on the Hero perf *o*
August 29, 201410 yr I think Cassandra has already used up an entire LIFETIME SUPPLY of hyperbole re. Hero, but it's all f***ING TRUE *.*
August 29, 201410 yr But seriously, f*** me at having to choose between three of those for my 10 points, I won't even pretend they come close to getting top marks because that would be RIDIC.
August 29, 201410 yr I think Cassandra has already used up an entire LIFETIME SUPPLY of hyperbole re. Hero, but it's all f***ING TRUE *.* I was considering holding back, but quite frankly IT IS and anyone who disagrees can SASHAY INTO HELL!
August 29, 201410 yr I mean has there EVER BEEN A GREATER MOMENT in WESTERN CIVILISATION than THAT KEY CHANGE accompanied by the ICONIC THREE-POINT GAY NAZI SALUTE followed swiftly by a MONEY NOTE WHICH TEARS THE VERY FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME?! I think NOT!
August 29, 201410 yr 09. Charlotte Perrelli - Hero EZ7U6WcsCRY From one legend to another it's only 2008's sodding winner Charlotte Perrelli! Smashing Delt 4 from the pimp spot this went on to smash the final and smashed in Belgrade finishing err...18th only making it to the final thanks to the jury wild card. Also WHAT IS THIS SHIT? I will NOT have a mockery made of Charlotte by having ALTERNATE HISTORIES WHERE SHE DIDN'T WIN THE WHOLE EUROVISION WITH ALL OF THE 12S PEDDLED
August 29, 201410 yr Nine of these are 9.5/10+ songs, and I feel distraught to have to exclude two stone cold classics from my votes. The remaining song is a solid and lovely 8/10 that I'll be disowned for not voting for but it doesn't hold a candle to the rest of this heat for me. Muscling in on the Hero hype, it pains me that a joyful but rather by-the-numbers ABBA pastiche can win the contest for Charlotte but this absolutely legendary and life enhancing discoschlager anthem needed juries to lift it past Sanna into Eurovision and further jury support to not completely embarrass itself when it got there. If Caroline Af Ugglas can avoid last place that would be lovely but it's on the cards I feel.
August 29, 201410 yr Seriously though, examining that COUNTERFACTUAL HISTORY, it actually HORRIFIES ME that a (parallel) universe exists where Hero finished twelfth in the semi, technically making it the LEAST SUCCESSFUL SWEDISH ENTRY EVER And though I don't subscribe to the view of Take Me To Your Heaven as a BY THE NUMBERS PASTICHE (it's like THREE MINUTES OF MUSICAL HEROIN!) of Charlotte's two wins Hero was DEFINITELY the MORE ESSENTIAL
August 29, 201410 yr And though I don't subscribe to the view of Take Me To Your Heaven as a BY THE NUMBERS PASTICHE (it's like THREE MINUTES OF MUSICAL HEROIN!) of Charlotte's two wins Hero was DEFINITELY the MORE ESSENTIAL It's basically I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday schlagerfied. I love it, don't get me wrong, but All Out Of Luck, Diamond Of Night and Say It Again were better entries for me from 1999 - not that I'm saying any of them deserved to win over her, it was a great winner at exactly the right time.
August 29, 201410 yr Hero is LIFE ALTERING FABULOUSITY, Take Me To Your Heaven is merely a 13/10 amazing pop song (and the best ESC winner)
August 29, 201410 yr As tragic as Charlotte's Hero result was, I don't think anybody can dispute the two floppiest MF winners/Swedish ESC entrants: http://cdn02.nyheter24.se/f4b114800702021d0100003101540c0708/old/2010/5/16/sy0f98b6.jpg
August 29, 201410 yr Coming (in this alternate universe) twelfth in the semi would still be worse than Bergenwhal!
August 29, 201410 yr Take Me To Your Heaven is merely a 13/10 amazing pop song (and the best ESC winner) SECOND
August 30, 201410 yr Death to Danny and Anton, glory for Harlot/Jenny/Mans,not overly fused about where the rest finish. Seriously, if Begging comes anywhere other than in last I will be rather disappointed because that's the only place it should be. I suppose Amazing is actually worse but there's no way he's finishing bottom.
August 30, 201410 yr PREDICTIONS DTF: Eric / Charlotte AC: Mans / Molly / Caroline 6th: Carola 7th: Danny 8th: Nanne 9th: Anton 10th: Jenny Can Danny please at least go to AC though please? :( It's all I'm asking for.
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