Moldova looks like it's gonna be a proper event performance wise, those policeman!

Really hope Macedonia slays their performance, my second fave in the semi so I'd love to see it through!

Ooft at Georgia's outfit, that looks pretty amazing.

Stop staring at me Conchita!

Sadly Mel doesn't work SANS SUE (not that this is a NEW thing)

God, I love wooden as f*** European attempts at humour. My sides. My sides.

Also, that Serbian bitch is quite clearly amazing even if the song is shit.

Oh Mel IS very limp so far :(

What happens if Australia win :lol:

I AM READY FOR EDUARD !!!!

This all has a distinctly AMATEUR feel right about now

What happens if Australia win :lol:

They co-host with somebody and can compete again :P They need to keep winning until they send a supergroup of Ricki-Lee, NatBass and Jess Mauboy tbh.

I'm sure I'll be blazing a trail on this one, but he's quite lovely to look at

Is this the kid Joseph has been perving over? What a goddamn mess

LOL what is this? A blatent rip off of "Just A Little" by Liberty X. :lol:

Well this is awful :puke2:

I'm sure I'll be blazing a trail on this one, but he's quite lovely to look at

 

I've been thinking I was alone on this for months, glad it turns out I'm not :kink:

Eek this isn't quite as good as I was hoping.

This is awful, they need to bring back grandma :D

This guy is fug