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Uv I can't deal with the Avicii Shade here.

 

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UBBHTDCAM: ULTRAVIOLENCE'S BIG BRASH BITCHY HATECHART TO DEVOUR CRIMES AGAINST MUSIC

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2. CHART MURDERERS- LAY ME DOWN: Don't Make Another Whiney Screechy Song AND THEN BLOODY RE-RECORD IT WITH THE SINGER OF LAST YEARS'S HATE CHART WINNER UGH

 

And just missing out on the top spot for the worst song of the year is our Comic Relief (trust me there is nothing funny about this) single of this year in the form of the two worst artists of the last 2 years. What did we all do to deserve this punishment? The rumour that they were performing together at the Brits was horrid enough but when it started to be reported that they had recorded the comic relief song together, I was actually horrified, especially when I found out it was this squeally horrid song. Legend somehow (though not unsurprisingly) makes the song worse and takes it's from a -1/10 to a higher -1/10. This unfortunately topped the charts but to the relief of practically everyone it fell very quickly.

Now onto the 'song' itself, if it deserves the accolade of being called a song. It is a screechy screech screech messT with horrid lyrics, horrid vocals, boring vocals, boring lyrics and an unoriginal piece of crap is the best way to sum this up. Just ugh at this even being recorded :puke2:

 

But time for a twist winner!! What will it be?

Quite like Locked Away :nocheer:

 

Love Ayo but do you hate it more than Loyal? :o If so then I guess that we can agree that Loyal is better than Ayo to some degree :kink:

 

boo @ Silento silently not being #1 :( it is my least fave of the year.

 

can Sam lay by your top 5? (twice) :P

 

Boring, agreed. I think if I had to choose I would prefer the one with the legendary John in. It provides a short break from hearing Sam :heehee: I prefer John Legend's vocals in general. I think you do as well if I remember you charting him once but not sam i don't think :lol:

 

You'll be glad to know I haven't heard of your #1 :o it's not my kind of music but it's not what I would call a hated song

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UBBHTDCAM: ULTRAVIOLENCE'S BIG BRASH BITCHY HATECHART TO DEVOUR CRIMES AGAINST MUSIC

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1. ALTERNATIVE #1: JOHN LEGEND- ALL OF ME (e.g. worst song of all time)

 

IT STILL BLOODY HAUNTED THE CHARTS FOR THE FIRST TWO MONTHS OF THE YEAR AND WOULDN'T GO AWAY ADJOKSDGJOJDGOKSDOJGSJOGRO :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2; :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: EFF OFF FOREVER YOU POISONOUS SONG. And there was an advert with this song on in the cinema a couple of months ago, I nearly vomited in disgust :puke2: THIS IS SO HORRID UGH GO AWAY!

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UBBHTDCAM: ULTRAVIOLENCE'S BIG BRASH BITCHY HATECHART TO DEVOUR CRIMES AGAINST MUSIC

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1. FALL OUT BOY- AMERICAN BEAUTY/AMERICAN PSYCHO: American Beauty/American Psycho: My Poor Ears

 

I actually feel sorry for my ears and sorry to anyone who's ever heard this. So let's tell the story of how this disgusting thing has rised to easily be the worst song of the year in a year where Silento made noise, Fetty made noise, Chris Brown still doing crap falsettos, Sam Smith doing the same bloody awful song twice + a crap bond theme and more horrors.

It was a cold Sunday afternoon in January and I was feeling quite tired. I had the charts on in the background and I was starting to have a little snooze while all the songs (Ed + the rest) that had been in the charts for about 800 years played. And then this really nasty thing struck my sleep and my ears and screamed THE BLOODY HELL EVERYWHERE IN THE ROOM. This barrel of horrid, crap and tortorous noise started making my ears feel so horrid and IT JUST WOULDN'T STOP. Why did they have to play something from that album, especially THAT TRACK. This is really one of the worst things I've ever heard in my life and is just really torture at its worse. Horrific, I actually want to go full psycho when I hear this thing :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2: :puke2:

 

On a happier note, thank you so so much to everyone who has read my HateChart and even bigger thanks to everyone who commented, y'all amazing :heart: :heart:

Next up will be a look at the 3 or 5 biggest artists of 2015 for me and reviewing classic albums.

Also big hype in a couple of days for the return of the CHRISTMAS TREES *.*

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Drake, Avicii and R.City shade :(

 

That is spot on for Trap Queen though I would rather listen to Silento :lol:

Thanks Harry :heart:

Those 3 are awful though!!

 

Apart from Sam Smith x2, R City & Rixton, I charted the rest of your top 10. :kink:

The Rixton song is bad though. :)

Thanks Robin :heart:

Your poor top 10 :lol: And that Rixton song is way worse than bad :kink: :P

 

Silent-NO :puke:

Thanks Harry and yeah gosh that is such a horror :puke2:

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Uv I can't deal with the Avicii Shade here.

 

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Thanks James :heart:

That's how I feel everytime I hear Waiting For Love :P

 

Silento is AWFUL so pleased that's this high :)

Thanks Rob and of course agree with you :heart:

 

Quite like Locked Away :nocheer:

 

Love Ayo but do you hate it more than Loyal? :o If so then I guess that we can agree that Loyal is better than Ayo to some degree :kink:

 

boo @ Silento silently not being #1 :( it is my least fave of the year.

 

can Sam lay by your top 5? (twice) :P

 

Boring, agreed. I think if I had to choose I would prefer the one with the legendary John in. It provides a short break from hearing Sam :heehee: I prefer John Legend's vocals in general. I think you do as well if I remember you charting him once but not sam i don't think :lol:

 

You'll be glad to know I haven't heard of your #1 :o it's not my kind of music but it's not what I would call a hated song

Thanks Adam :heart:

Ayo is worse than Loyal but of course only just, both are nightmares of worst proportions! (Using long words :lol:)

Silento really is awful and he would be top 3 if Sam had any sense to not record the same bloody terrible song twice!

John's probably worse though! He can be bearable in small quantities if with a good artist but if not he is dreadful beyond words!

 

'All of Me' is beautiful though :') he's the CHART SAVIOUR as well but then you already know that :P

I actually have no reply to this. Your opinion is wrong.

And we all know CHART SAVIOUR== QUEEN IDINA MENZEL :wub: :wub: :heart: :heart:

 

Yasss another FOB hater :D Patrick Stump in particular voice wise is horrendous :)

Thanks Rob :heart: Such a horrid track!

 

Is it sad that I like almost all of those songs?

Thanks Cody and your poor ears :kink:

good to see Fall Out Boy at number one here, that song really is offensive to anyone with ears.
Ayo is horrific, Watch Me is diabolical, I've only heard American Beauty/American Psycho once, so I can't be too harsh, but it was deeply unpleasant. The addition of John Legend ruined Lay Me Down for me, I did quite like the original and We All Want The Same Thing though. Locked Away was mildly enjoyable at first but is now boring, Waiting For Love and Hotline Bling are awful. And Trap Queen is atrocious.

Hi Cody

 

Hope Photograph isn't #1 here, why does nobody how appreciate how gorgeous it is - such a lovely ballad and never even got boring for me either, just kept getting better.

 

HBTR did get boring though, liked it at first but definitely turned to go away by the time it started becoming a really big hit. Love All of Me being here too, what an absolute load of crap :lol:

Irrespective of my feelings on the tracks that was a very entertaining read through of a hate chart :lol:

 

Biggest shame is seeing Philip George here twice but on the plus side you have the better track further away from #1. As for your top 10 I like a fair few of them (most of the rap tracks) and of course the sensational Waiting For Love. R. City I did adore that track temporarily but I am rather bored of it now. Sam Smith is of course a hated figure on here but Lay Me Down is a lot better than most of his output last year at least. (Stay With Me remains torture for example).

 

Not gonna argue too much with your #1, it is pretty annoying and a lot worse than Centuries or Uma Thurman. The video is actually quite good though (although I would recommend you mute it if you hate the song so much :P)

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Will try and start at least 2 of artists, classic albums and Christmas trees tonight. Been really ill though and woke up at 4am (just had 2 hour sleep and feeling little better so hopefully practically fully recovered by tonight *.*)

 

good to see Fall Out Boy at number one here, that song really is offensive to anyone with ears.

Thanks Dan and 150% agree :heart:

 

Anerican Beauty/American Psycho :heart: I dont even care I love this song :heart:

Thanks Harry :heart: How can anyone find it listenable let alone like/love the song though???!

 

Ayo is horrific, Watch Me is diabolical, I've only heard American Beauty/American Psycho once, so I can't be too harsh, but it was deeply unpleasant. The addition of John Legend ruined Lay Me Down for me, I did quite like the original and We All Want The Same Thing though. Locked Away was mildly enjoyable at first but is now boring, Waiting For Love and Hotline Bling are awful. And Trap Queen is atrocious.

Thanks Taylor and glad you agree on so much :heart: They really are all atrocious!

 

Hi Cody

 

Hope Photograph isn't #1 here, why does nobody how appreciate how gorgeous it is - such a lovely ballad and never even got boring for me either, just kept getting better.

 

HBTR did get boring though, liked it at first but definitely turned to go away by the time it started becoming a really big hit. Love All of Me being here too, what an absolute load of crap :lol:

Thanks Josh :heart:

I'm not Cody :kink:

Think the All Of Crap part is for me and not Cody though! It really is a load of crap! :puke2:

 

Irrespective of my feelings on the tracks that was a very entertaining read through of a hate chart :lol:

 

Biggest shame is seeing Philip George here twice but on the plus side you have the better track further away from #1. As for your top 10 I like a fair few of them (most of the rap tracks) and of course the sensational Waiting For Love. R. City I did adore that track temporarily but I am rather bored of it now. Sam Smith is of course a hated figure on here but Lay Me Down is a lot better than most of his output last year at least. (Stay With Me remains torture for example).

 

Not gonna argue too much with your #1, it is pretty annoying and a lot worse than Centuries or Uma Thurman. The video is actually quite good though (although I would recommend you mute it if you hate the song so much :P)

Thanks Dobbo and glad you enjoyed reading it :heart:

Tbh Philip would have easily been top 10 on other years with both tracks so he's lucky they were realised in 2015! Also swapped Wish You Were Mine + Alone No More around at the last second!

I'm actually not sure I know anyone who still likes the R.City track? Everyone who I knew that liked it has also got bored of it (thank gosh) :puke2:

Lay Me Down is torture! (Agree with you on Stay With Me being torture as well! Only listenable/good thing he has done is I'm Not The Only One :heart:)

Love Five More Hours, Hotline Bling, Trap Queen & Ayo. :lol:

 

No qualms with the rest though. Your general enthusiasm for this EOY stuff is putting people like me to shame!

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