March 6, 201610 yr Only seen one of those and it was Paul Blart, terribly unfunny jokes which just made it drag really. Want to see Godzilla but I just feel like I'd be well bored..
March 6, 201610 yr This Is England is amazing and you really should see it again. It probably helps that I was about the same age in '82 as he was I the film and so much of it rings true. They captured the feel of the era brilliantly and the skinhead culture really was like that. Everyone knew of someone like Cosmo.
March 6, 201610 yr The Babadook is amazing! Although I have heard a lot of people in real life don't like it whereas the critics love it. Give it another try.
March 6, 201610 yr 82. How To Train Your Dragon: (98%) - Time to attack one of two horrifically overrated animated movies (and don't worry we have some more coming a lot later on). This was dull, uninteresting and boring though I may try and re-watch it at some point because the underrated second movie was actually fantastic :o No UV no. How To Train Your Dragon was brilliant and the second one was quite the disappointment in comparison.
March 6, 201610 yr The Babadook is amazing! Although I have heard a lot of people in real life don't like it whereas the critics love it. Give it another try. I agree it's great. The kid being annoying is kind of the point.
March 6, 201610 yr I liked Arthur... and Paul Blart 1 but not actually seen the second one yet! :o (the plot is a little silly though :kink: ) Edited March 6, 201610 yr by hotchoc26
March 7, 201610 yr Can honestly say that I've seen 1 or 2 at the most of those films :P nothing special.
March 7, 201610 yr Author Thanks so much for all the comments, really appreciated :heart: :heart: #60-#56 will be up tonight :) "Diana", never seen, but looks terrible so I have no intention of ever seeing that. But I do love Naomi Watts, she's one of my fave actresses. "Godzilla", I actually quite liked that one, okay it's not amazing and do agree that Bryan Cranston shouldn't have been killed off so early. But compared to the awful 1998 version with that guy from Ferris Bueller, this one's a masterpiece. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2", I totally agree, so lame and pointless and could only sit through about 20 mins of this garbage, I didn't even like the first one, and dunno why a follow up was a good idea. Just goes to show why people think comedy isn't funny anymore, with crap like this or any thing Adam Sandler has put out in the last 10 years. It just sickens me that somebody actually funny like Jim Carrey doesn't have a career anymore, and people like Sandler and Kevin James are given their own terrible starring roles for so long. Just a travesty. "Arthur and the Invisibles", Another poor computer animated crap, and even voice acting, Madonna can't act. Here she's voicing a young princess with a voice of woman pushing 50, romancing a young Freddie Highmore, who was 13 at the time. Isn't that strange and creepy. Same I adore Naomi Watts, she is so good! Never seen the 1998 version (and don't intend to based on the reviews!) I've still only made it half way through Mall Cop 2, so horrific! I really like Sandler's movies though! Omg I never knew that, gosh that's creepy! Only seen one of those and it was Paul Blart, terribly unfunny jokes which just made it drag really. Want to see Godzilla but I just feel like I'd be well bored.. Godzilla is really boring :( You might like it though as you seem to like most of the blockbusters! This Is England is amazing and you really should see it again. It probably helps that I was about the same age in '82 as he was I the film and so much of it rings true. They captured the feel of the era brilliantly and the skinhead culture really was like that. Everyone knew of someone like Cosmo. The Babadook is amazing! Although I have heard a lot of people in real life don't like it whereas the critics love it. Give it another try. I agree it's great. The kid being annoying is kind of the point. I'll give both another try at some point and hopefully my opinion on both of the movies will change! No UV no. How To Train Your Dragon was brilliant and the second one was quite the disappointment in comparison. Jahq no :( Wrong way round! I liked Arthur... and Paul Blart 1 but not actually seen the second one yet! :o (the plot is a little silly though :kink: ) Do not check out the second one :kink: Can honestly say that I've seen 1 or 2 at the most of those films :P nothing special. Lucky you! Good idea to avoid most of these!
March 12, 201610 yr Author 60. Machete/Machete Kills Year: 2010/2013 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 72%/29% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: Machete is messy, violent, shallow, and tasteless and that's exactly what the movie is -- and that's precisely the point of one of the summer's most cartoonishly enjoyable films. While possessed with the same schlocky lunacy as its far non superior predecessor, Machete Kills loses the first installment's non-existent spark in a less deftly assembled sequel. Commentary: I think the first half of the Rotten Tomatoes Critical Consensus is so true, this is messy, violent, shallow and tasteless and not in a good way. Maybe one to re-watch when I am older again but I found the movie far too gory and violent and same with what I saw of the sequel which was even worse. 59. High School Musical 3 Year: 2008 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 65% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: It won't win many converts and will turn off many fans, but High School Musical 3 is bright, energetic, and well-crafted by recycling the plot of the previous movies. Commentary: I adore the first two High School Musical's. However this was a gigantic disappointment and pretty dreadful. The plot was utterly stupid and such a re-hash of the first two movies for most of the film- it needed a shaken up but that didn't occur. Another big problem was that most of the songs were dull and forgettable and down there with the worst of the HSM's tracks! Bar 'I Want It All' and 'High School Musical', they are both jams :heart: Something needed to be shaken up but it didn't happen. 58. Open Season Year: 2006 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 48% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: Open Season is a cliched palette of tired jokes and CG animal shenanigans that have been seen multiple times this cinematic year which can be a good thing sometime, but alas in this case not. Commentary: One of the many unoriginal, uninteresting and dull animations to grace this list that bored me to death as a child and didn't have a good plot or any funny humour. 57. Meet The Robinsons Year: 2007 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 66% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: Meet the Robinsons is a visually impressive children's animated film marked by a story of considerable boredom depth. Commentary: One of the many unoriginal, uninteresting and dull animations to grace this list that bored me to death as a child and didn't have a good plot or any funny humour. (yeah the Open Season commentary completely applies to this as well). 56. The Three Musketeers Year: 2011 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 24% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: It plays admirably fast and loose with Alexandre Dumas' classic tale, but in every other respect, The Three Musketeers offers nothing to recommend which is true -- or to set it apart from the many other film adaptations. Commentary: Ugh this was just irritating. The acting by everyone was horrific and the story was bad. Everything was so so bad about this and it was a painful couple of hours to sit through. However this is nowhere near Paul WS Anderson's highest movie on the list as he another absolute horror to come up in a very long time! Any guesses?
March 13, 201610 yr "Machete", never seen the sequel, but actually didn't find the first one that bad, not something I'd revisit anytime soon though. "High School Musical 3", Yes I do agree, that it's just recycled plots from the first 2 and an utter disappointment, and while I did like them at the time, now I just find them all very dated and stupid mindless kiddies crap. "Meet The Robinsons", Another I didn't find too bad, definitely not one of Disney's finest, just way too overcrowded and lacks any sort of depth, and at the end of the day, utterly forgettable. Plus that stupid Dinosaur scene just dragged on and on and just felt tacked on to fill the running time, which funnily enough as it turns out, it was. "The Three Musketeers", I couldn't sit through this, just awful, which is a shame as I enjoyed the one from the 90's with Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland and Chris O'Donnell. But this one was a big pile of crap, Paul Anderson disappoints yet again, he's just throwing his wife Milla Jovovich in all his crap films, just to keep her relevant and honestly I think she's worth more than this and could have had a better career if it wasn't for crap like this and those awful Resident Evil movies, that just keep getting worse and worse, and totally loses the magic of the games.
March 13, 201610 yr Yeah, I do like most blockbusters but the worst thing is when they're boring because that's like the opposite of what they should be so I have a feeling that I wouldn't like Godzilla. Only seen Open Season from them, loved it loads as a kid but it was a bit of a B level animated movie so if I rewatched it I'd probably be thinking what's the point?
March 18, 201610 yr Author #55-#51 coming in the next hour! "Machete", never seen the sequel, but actually didn't find the first one that bad, not something I'd revisit anytime soon though. "High School Musical 3", Yes I do agree, that it's just recycled plots from the first 2 and an utter disappointment, and while I did like them at the time, now I just find them all very dated and stupid mindless kiddies crap. "Meet The Robinsons", Another I didn't find too bad, definitely not one of Disney's finest, just way too overcrowded and lacks any sort of depth, and at the end of the day, utterly forgettable. Plus that stupid Dinosaur scene just dragged on and on and just felt tacked on to fill the running time, which funnily enough as it turns out, it was. "The Three Musketeers", I couldn't sit through this, just awful, which is a shame as I enjoyed the one from the 90's with Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland and Chris O'Donnell. But this one was a big pile of crap, Paul Anderson disappoints yet again, he's just throwing his wife Milla Jovovich in all his crap films, just to keep her relevant and honestly I think she's worth more than this and could have had a better career if it wasn't for crap like this and those awful Resident Evil movies, that just keep getting worse and worse, and totally loses the magic of the games. Thanks Acidburn, love the comments and definitely agree Robinsons isn't one of Disney's finest and all of your analysis for Musketeers, especially the Milla part! Yeah, I do like most blockbusters but the worst thing is when they're boring because that's like the opposite of what they should be so I have a feeling that I wouldn't like Godzilla. Only seen Open Season from them, loved it loads as a kid but it was a bit of a B level animated movie so if I rewatched it I'd probably be thinking what's the point? Thanks Josh, always hated Open Season :( Meet The Robinsonsis. MAGICAL tho Yay actual HSM hate :cheer: Thanks Hotchoc and I half agree with your comment! :heart: Open Season is amaze -_- Thanks Regina but once again disagreeing! :(
March 19, 201610 yr Author 55. Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging Year: 2008 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 71% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: Not bothering, see below Commentary: I think I've made quite a big mistake here, I didn't like the movie at all but I really think I've placed it about 25/30 places too high, oops not too sure why. Anyway found the movie pretty boring, probably due to seeing it at quite a young age so found it cringy. 54. Zoolander 2 Year: 2015 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 24% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: Zoolander No. 2 has more celebrity cameos than laughs so about 5 celebrity cameos and 0 laughs -- and its meager handful of memorable gags outnumbers the few non-worthwhile ideas discernible in its scattershot rehash of a stupid script. Commentary: On the other hand, I've made another kind of mistake here as this should be about 30 places higher. However I made the list only a couple of days after seeing the movie so it would have been unfair to put it higher at that time, but if I do another one of these lists expect it to vault into at least the worst 20. The original incredible but this is so bloody unfunny in every single way possible with not one joke being funny and the plot getting more and more moronic and obnoxious as the crap goes on. Utterly horrific and hope this storms the Buzzjack Razzies next year, also the whole cast was dreadful. 53. Beowulf Year: 2007 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 71% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: Featuring groundbreaking but a bit crappy animation, stunning visuals, and a talented cast, Beowulf has in spades what more faithful book adaptations forget to bring: pure cinematic entertainment which definitely wasn't brought during this boredom. Commentary: Dull. Dull. Dull. Bad. Bad. Bad. Next. 52. Gullivers Travels Year: 2010 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 20% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: Though Jack Black is back doing what he does best ,no he isn't in this, see Goosebumps for an example of this, Gulliver's Travels largely definitely fails to do any justice to its source material, relying instead on juvenile unfunny humor and weak special effects. Commentary: Oh this was utterly horrific and the only reason it isn't higher is that I thankfully forget it exists most of the time. Painfully unfunny and fails at everything it tries to achieve. 51. Night At The Museum Year: 2006 Rotten Tomatoes Score: 44% Rotten Tomatoes Commentary With Added UV Lines In Bold: Parents might call this either a spectacle-filled adventure or a shallow and vapid CG-fest hint: it's the latter, depending on whether they choose to embrace this on the same level as their kids. Commentary: The first of the two entries from this horrific franchise to appear here, this was bad enough on first viewing but having to watch it about 10 times in school had made me develop a strong hate for the movie. The cast is pretty weak (this is Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as well I think 2nd film in this section!) and the plot gets on my nerves, not as much as the characters though!
March 19, 201610 yr Night In The Museum making the list :( It really does not deserve to be labelled a 'worst' or 'dreadful' film because imo it really isn't, It is so entertaining and seeing it as a child I found it so amazing :wub: I always enjoyed this franchise.
March 19, 201610 yr #51 and #52 :snif: Really need to get around to watching the Zoolander sequel, the first was brilliant :lol:
March 19, 201610 yr AW HELL NO, Night At The Museum is amaze, the second one especiallly. It BETTER not be here UV. I agree with the rest though.
March 20, 201610 yr Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging = To be honest I kinda forgotten this existed, only seen it once and didn't find it that bad to be honest, harmless enough and probably will never see it again. Zoolander 2 = Haven't seen yet, so can't comment, but I do wanna see this one soon. Beowulf = Haven't seen this, and doesn't interest me, the trailer looked awful anyway and seen a lot of bad reviews for this, so I'll give this one a pass. Gulliver's Travels = Yes definitely agree with this one, so terrible and such a piece of unfunny crap, I remember seeing the trailer and thought it looked bad, but my friend really wanted to see it, so I got dragged along, and at the end of it, I was right and my friend agreed with me, this was so rubbish. No wonder Jack Black's career's struggling, I guess he's hoping that 'Goosebumps' will end his slump, but I doubt it. I think his time is passing and he's starting to lose his relevancy. Night At The Museum = Okay I'm not keen on this, but wouldn't say it's one of the worst movies of alltime though, there are far worse than this out there. But yes I didn't really click with this one and never seen the sequels, so I'll give them a pass for now.
March 28, 201610 yr Agree with Zoolander 2, definitely relies on the jokes from the first too mcuh which was disappointing. I never really found thr first laugh out loud funny either thiugh so I wasn't too sad, I still got a couple smiles from it ans enjoyed it overall even thugh it was too silly at times. Night at the Museum is so muxh fun, one of my favoruite family films, a couple of laughs and some great action scenes, fhe concept just lends itself to so much visual goodness, love all three of them!
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