:puke2: #3: Rihanna featuring Drake - Work

 

 

Chart Run: 13-4-4-3-2-2-3-5-6-6-8-10-10-13-16-18-22-22-23-23-31-35-35-35-41-47-55-59-59-58-59-63-69-70-73-75-86-91-92-99-98

 

And to think two years ago I liked Rihanna. The three songs she released in 2015, even FourFiveSeconds, sound great compared to this thing. Sadly it was a massive hit, spending 12 weeks in the top 10. At least This Is What You Came For was an improvement (I say improvement, it wasn't particularly good but at least it was better than this).

:puke2: #2: Desiigner - Panda

 

 

Chart Run: 74-47-27-25-15-12-7-8-11-12-12-13-13-19-21-23-31-34-39-44-45-50-59-61-63-65-72-78-80-85-100-100

 

Can Kanye West kindly stick to putting out his own tripe instead of also making other people's tripe a big hit? Desiigner's Panda, which, like Dawin's Dessert, technically dates back to 2015 but was a hit this year and is too awful not to appear, was heavily sampled by Kanye West on a track on his album The Life Of Pablo, and this made Panda a chart hit, reaching the top 10 and making us wonder when the 4-minute nightmare was going to go away. It turns out it actually fell rather quickly (by 2016 standards at least), so at least we didn't put up with it too long. Still, it's absolutely horrific and I hope never to hear it again.

:puke2: #1: Fifth Harmony featuring Ty Dolla $ign - Work From Home

 

 

Chart Run: 23-11-4-3-2-3-4-4-5-5-8-10-10-12-13-14-18-20-23-26-27-24-28-37-38-42-44-53-56-60-67-67-74-81-82-90

 

And the worst song of 2016 is of course Work From Home, by Fifth Harmony featuring Ty Dolla $ign. Where do I even start? The production is generic, although the intro is recognizable, but not in a good way. The lyrics are tacky (and I'm really fed up with all these songs about sex, don't you have anything better to sing about?) and create unrealistic expectations for young men on what their female counterparts want (I will admit, however, that All In My Head (Flex) is worse in that aspect as it puts pressure on younger women or girls as to what they're supposed to enjoy in sex by telling them that any pain which may come from intercourse in "all in their head") , and of course Ty Dolla $ign's rap is awful, playing the role of the objectifying creepy rapper who turns for thirty seconds to deliver a bridge about how he likes to have intercourse with women. Splendid. And of course everybody lapped it up and very nearly sent to the top of the UK charts, because of course they did.

 

Really Work From Home is the perfect example of everything that is wrong with pop music.

Oh yes, I hate that Top3, awful songs, finally I find someone that hates Work From Home :cheer:

Panda is dreadful :puke2:

 

The Mack [7.0]

Dessert [4.0]

Juju On That Beat [5.0]

Work [5.0]

Panda [5.0]

Work From Home [4.5]

All three of them songs are good though :P

That top 3 is brilliant ;)

 

I always find your hate commentaries fun to read, looking forward to the main countdown!