July 23, 200915 yr There are rumours that 8 Botanikhans were in catastrophic plane crash. :cry: After re-checking the manifest. GRA can confirm there were 80 Ashtonise on board, 15 Dr Bombay's Tigerland Crew and 107passengers from the country, 8 Botanikhans due to catch a connection to Botanikka in MCIA, 1 Kopeck national, 2 Rontvian Nationals and 2 Tinnmark Nationals. FSR Rontvia defies the odds in face of recession FSR Rontvia has been confirmed as the healthiest country financially in the Buzzjack World so far during 2009, with significant boosts in the tourism industry thought to have been boosted by the up and coming second city of Klurren, home to last month's Buzzjack Song Contest. The industry in FSR Rontvia is booming, with food, technology and housing sales at an all time high. The music industry is thought to be amongst the healthiest in the world so far this year. The biggest selling single of the year, Release Me by Agnes, has so far shifted 117 million copies, whilst the biggest domestic release of the year, M.A.G.I.C. by The Sound Of Arrows has been bought 49.7 million times. A spokesman for Rontequity, FSR Rontvia's premier economy analysts said; 'The people of FSR Rontvia are determined not to be beaten by the worldwide recession. Unemployment is at an all time low, our GDP is very healthy, interest rates are at a suitable level, the country is in good spirits. Hosting the BJSC last month was a great money spinner for our country, although it cost us 95 million Rontvian Kroner to host, we got triple that back in the boost to tourism generated by the interest in the BJSC, and from sales of Example's single plus those from Numayania, Mdice, Eledan and FNT Nickodonia, all huge hits here. We are in the middle of a huge boom in our economy and long may it last'! Meanwhile, FSR Rontvia's premier all-in-one retailer Rontworths, celebrates it's 101st year in business this year, having enjoyed record breaking profits so far in 2009. The future looks bright for FSR Rontvia!!! :kink: Glad to hear that our fellow BJU nation is doing well. Especially after multiple hostings.
July 23, 200915 yr as far as I know Nickodonia is in the middle of Vinorel continent and there is no chance in hell to have a sea :kink: We're a very advanced country and have an artificial sea :kink: I may start a sign up thread to see who wants to be in the BJ Olympics :P
July 23, 200915 yr Yeah, Kopecka, despite the struggle, aren't doing too well on the whole economic front :( DAMN YOU JASMINE. :o Long standing Allies Ashton are on hand with support packages if required.
July 23, 200915 yr Oh no, we don't need support as such - we're in a similar situation to France. Not quite in recession at the moment but forecasted to do so if things go badly (i.e. if there's another DNQ on the horizon) :(
July 23, 200915 yr After re-checking the manifest. GRA can confirm there were 80 Ashtonise on board, 2 Rontvian Nationals :snif: dental checks have confirmed that it was thankfully not Maria and Mira as had been feared, but a 97/95 year old husband and wife who were off to end their life at a suicide clinic in Torchwood. They died together as they had wanted to.
July 23, 200915 yr Maira and Mira would never fly TigerAir though! Horrid budget airline. M&M get free flights on Qantash, Qantas, AIA, SanAir and Island Airlines as part of their deal with the lingerie lines. The President wants to open a chain of stores with them. To be called Loose Lingerie obv.
July 23, 200915 yr Oh no, we don't need support as such - we're in a similar situation to France. Not quite in recession at the moment but forecasted to do so if things go badly (i.e. if there's another DNQ on the horizon) :( We are standing by Just in case. The Global slump has hit tourism in Ashton. Not our tourists of course, and millions still come from FSR Rontvia to holiday in a country with a music taste :kink: The head of Tourism Ashton is desperate for a win, or to host TBO again to boost tourism back to last years levels. Of course, last years numbers were a record high thanks to TBO, and currently it's the only economy number to be bellow last years numbers. :(
July 23, 200915 yr Lievine officials are shocked at the air disaster in Ashton, and have expressed that the country's thoughts and prayers are with the families and friends of the victims. In other news, Lievant is said to be affected badly by the current recession, with 9.4% unemployment, and interest rates at 16%.
July 23, 200915 yr Egabbac has sent out a massive bomb on Liechenstaan, killing everything. Oh no! :rofl:
July 23, 200915 yr I've heard rumours that Demi Lovato survived the attack and has now fully re-populated Leichenstaan :kink:
July 23, 200915 yr Lievine officials are shocked at the air disaster in Ashton, and have expressed that the country's thoughts and prayers are with the families and friends of the victims. We thank you very much for your prayers.
July 23, 200915 yr I've heard rumours that Demi Lovato survived the attack and has now fully re-populated Leichenstaan :kink: Red Alert has been set out upon the Buzzjack world as this rumour is proven true. Instructions are to stop, drop and roll if ever a Lovato comes into your path. Preferably roll on top of her. And be on fire. The army of Egabbac is being sent out in thousands, bringing FIRE to destroy all Liechenstaanian Lovatos. Other countries are considering their participation. Numayania has been advised to close off borders to prevent Lovatos from contaminating the BJSC. Mayor of Liechenstaan, the honourable Theo Lovato who survived the bombing of Liechenstaan, is being questioned by Egabbaci police for allowing Lovatos to prosper in his nation. Theo will be permitted to participate in the BJSC if he is found innocent on three counts of allowing an illegal vermin upon the world.
July 23, 200915 yr Nickodonia has declared a state of emergency after the first suspected case of Demi Lovato was recorded in the mountainous district of New Nickodonia. The government insists people should not worry and still come to the country for the BJOGames in 7 days time
July 23, 200915 yr The President of Egabbac, Melvin Lyttle Sr, is beginning an investigation into how the lethal bomb that destroyed all life except Lovatos in Liechenstaan was accidentally released. One suspect has already been named as Tarawa Piccoune, a resident of the Zuehlu city of Carabat, the most populous Zuehlu city on the Island District of Egabbac. Dar futerziu fo Egabbac, Sina Melvin Lyttle, bikijnt u inwes deniz lethal-bom erwasku dijst lyvv arre enters Lovaton ze Liechenstaan har iziden falutsen. U suspekt hep najmt arret - Tarawa Piccoune, ue rij fo Zuehlu-zitien Carabat, dar Zuehlu-zitien moven pojp aft Islant-distrikt fo Egabbac. In other news, Egabbaci scientists are being dispatched to revive the dead victims of the lethal bomb. Oz-nar inn, digne Egabbaci har bespaaz ti revyv dars fict-den aft lethal-bom.
July 23, 200915 yr After re-checking the manifest. GRA can confirm there were 80 Ashtonise on board, 15 Dr Bombay's Tigerland Crew and 107passengers from the country, 8 Botanikhans due to catch a connection to Botanikka in MCIA, 1 Kopeck national, 2 Rontvian Nationals and 2 Tinnmark Nationals. The Tinnmarkian onboard was two males, 23 year old Andreas Sørensen and 21 year old Lars Meheim, both from the city Sandefjordir in Vestfold, 220 miles from the capital Åsnesia. 5500 people from Sandefjordir was gathred in the Jareh Olympic Stadium. All over Tinnmark is people gathering to pray for the victims, and the victims families and friends. Not since the Earthquake in March were 800.000 people died in the Tinnmarkian city Rjukania, have more people showed so much sorrow. Tomorrow will the Tinnmarkian president Erik André Åsnes spech on National Broadcasting. Other news Nils Armsterk from Tinnmark was the first human to walk on the Buzzjackian Moon yesterday and is expected to land in Osloensia tomorrow. The hotels in Osloensia is full-booked. It's expected to be over 100.000 people in TASA to see the landing. If it is the landing or the free taco that is cousing so many people to TASA is not known yet. - Is it free tacos in the sports too, Maria? No, Tomas *laughting* Tinnmark have signed up for the BJ Olympics in Nickodonia in August. 250 Tinnmarkian athletics will be there, and ALL flights to Nickodonia is full-booked by Tinnmarkians who will pay everything to see the opening show! Tinnmark Airways (TA) have booked new flights so everyone who have got tickets to the Olympic opening show will be there. Nickodonia is already a popular country to visit for Tinnmarkians and it's been visited 1,4 million Tinnmarkians there so far this year. That's 330.000 people more then same time last year. The 250 athletics is already in Nicodonia. That's all for today, c ya pplz
July 23, 200915 yr After re-checking the manifest. GRA can confirm there were 80 Ashtonise on board, 15 Dr Bombay's Tigerland Crew and 107passengers from the country, 8 Botanikhans due to catch a connection to Botanikka in MCIA, 1 Kopeck national, 2 Rontvian Nationals and 2 Tinnmark Nationals. The Tinnmarkian onboard was two males, 23 year old Andreas Sørensen and 21 year old Lars Meheim, both from the city Sandefjordir in Vestfold, 220 miles from the capital Åsnesia. 5500 people from Sandefjordir was gathred in the Jareh Olympic Stadium. All over Tinnmark is people gathering to pray for the victims, and the victims families and friends. Not since the Earthquake in March were 800.000 people died in the Tinnmarkian city Rjukania, have more people showed so much sorrow. Tomorrow will the Tinnmarkian president Erik André Åsnes spech on National Broadcasting. Other news Nils Armsterk from Tinnmark was the first human to walk on the Buzzjackian Moon yesterday and is expected to land in Osloensia tomorrow. The hotels in Osloensia is full-booked. It's expected to be over 100.000 people in TASA to see the landing. If it is the landing or the free taco that is cousing so many people to TASA is not known yet. - Is it free tacos in the sports too, Maria? No, Tomas *laughting* Tinnmark have signed up for the BJ Olympics in Nickodonia in August. 250 Tinnmarkian athletics will be there, and ALL flights to Nickodonia is full-booked by Tinnmarkians who will pay everything to see the opening show! Tinnmark Airways (TA) have booked new flights so everyone who have got tickets to the Olympic opening show will be there. Nickodonia is already a popular country to visit for Tinnmarkians and it's been visited 1,4 million Tinnmarkians there so far this year. That's 330.000 people more then same time last year. The 250 athletics is already in Nicodonia. That's all for today, c ya pplz
July 24, 200915 yr 622TGA - Investigation Update The Ashtonise Air Safety Board has announced that TigerAir flight 622 was brought down off the Ashtonise coast by a explosive device. Investigations are continuing, but it is thought that a radical environmentalist group from Dr Bombay's Tigerland is responsible. The Ashton Federal Intelligence Agency has been tracking their location for the past 15months. It is thought they originated near the Quotosibb boarder with intentions of spreading across Quilvoria to invade the Federal Republic and over throw the current government. The Ashton FBI and the Federal Government are working towards destroying the group and keeping the Federal Republic safe. All 215 people on board perished in the terror attack, and their families have been notified. The Ashtonise government, on behalf of all the Ashtonise, Rontvian, Kopeck, Tinnmarkian and Botanikkan citizens, have launched a civil suit against the government of Dr Bombay's Tigerland, the airline and the airport authority in Tigerland. Damages sought are likely to run into the trillions. Source: AshtonTimes
August 9, 200915 yr Tinnmarkian cruise 'Tinnmarkian Pearl' is skinking outside the coast of Hendinia [20:38] http://travelwriter.today.com/files/2009/01/norwegian-pearl.jpg A Tinnmarkian registrated cruise is sinking outside the coast of Hendinia near the Ashton border. The ship was sailing from Hendinia and was on it's way to Ashton, before it was going on to PR of Jester, Kopecka, Frahliso, Mdice, FSR Farahtyn, Bokia and it's final destination in Tinnmark. The reason why it is sinking is not known yet, but Tinnmark have already sent the military to the cruise. http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f248/golden_fox_2008/Tinnroye.png The cruise have a total capacity of 2394 passengers and 1100 crew members. We do not know the diffrent nationalities of the passengers onboard, but there was mainly people from Tinnmark, Hendinia, Ashton, PR of Jester, Frahliso, Kopecka, Mdice, Bokia, FSR Farahtyn. We will update as soon we have something new. Edited August 9, 200915 yr by Jerick
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