PLEASE SEE THAT THROUGH EUROPE I NEED IT

 

OMG THIS!!!!

i am DYING

Horrendous song really and I wouldn't listen to it but the performance is selling it, it's hilarious and so random :lol:

Croatia: Wasn't the HOT MESS it needed to be, sorry Iz.

 

I DISAGREE, I'm still struck.

11 Croatia / I DON'T UNDERSTAND. This is, again, SO hard to rate. I mean, it's somehow even worse than San Marino and easily the worst song of the year so far. But I'm very entertained and I was howling through all of that. What?! He can get a 5 for entertainment too. 5/10

 

01 Romania / 10/10

02 Denmark / 9/10

03 Macedonia / 9/10

04 Serbia / 8/10

05 Malta / 7/10

06 Austria / 6.5/10

07 Netherlands / 6.5/10

08 Hungary / 5.5/10

09 San Marino / 5/10

10 Croatia / 5/10

11 Ireland / 4/10

 

Anja started a streak of bad/boring performances

 

THANKS ANJA

Norway's singer looks like a cross between Olly Murs & Iain Dowie.

92% | Romania

85% | Hungary

83% | Serbia

80% | Denmark

79% | Croatia

73% | Macedonia

73% | Malta

71% | Ireland

69% | Netherlands

65% | Austria

54% | San Marino

 

That was fab! Bit mental

The Netherlands 9/10

Austria 8.5/10

Denmark 8/10

Romania 7/10

FYR Macedonia 7/10

Serbia 6.5/10

Ireland 5/10

Malta 4/10

San Marino 4/10

Norway 3/10

Hungary 2.5/10

Croatia 0/0

 

The 3 last songs have me wondering why I watch that show. UGH.

This Norway song is absolutely awful but at the same time it's such an earworm. I love it <3 Those distorted vocals really make it, it's like Shane Filan and Olly Murs meets a crap BJSC dance track </3

Norway is a bit of a bop in studio but it's not translating well live, I can see this in like 11th or 12th (mind you I've thought that about like Serbia, Macedonia and Norway so far :lol:).

Norway: I like it and it's grown on me since the NF, not a vintage Norwegian entry however.

I don't know on Norway, I'm partly still reeling from Croatia's amazingness and while I like the verses I'm not so keen on the chorus.

Norway's entry sounds like the sort of song I might consider listening to outside of the contest.

This sounds really good but I'm not sure about its chances of Qing sadly.

this is quite dull, not quite hitting me :(

Great effective staging for Norway! Pleasantly surprised

THAT DRESS THO.

12 Norway / I wanted the chorus to be a bit bigger than it was, but as a whole, I really enjoyed that performance! I love the Galantis-esque breakdown and the whole vibe of the song was very current and fun and should surely come across fantastically after the bizarre car crashes before it. 8.5/10

 

01 Romania / 10/10

02 Denmark / 9/10

03 Macedonia / 9/10

04 Norway / 8.5/10

05 Serbia / 8/10

06 Malta / 7/10

07 Austria / 6.5/10

08 Netherlands / 6.5/10

09 Hungary / 5.5/10

10 San Marino / 5/10

11 Croatia / 5/10

12 Ireland / 4/10

Yeah, not feeling Switzerland.