What a pile of absolute piss

92% | Ukraine

 

That was rather good! Good to see some variety in the contest as usual. There's not much to it but I can see it doing quite well, especially in the UK votes as we're a sucker for rock/indie entries.

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Excited for Belgium now. :w00t:

Israel \ 10

Poland \ 9

Belarus \ 5

Austria \ 8

Armenia \ 10

The Netherlands \ 13

Moldova \ 9

Hungary \ 2

Italy \ -1

Denmark \ 9.5

Portugal \ -10

Azerbaiafjakn.... Baku \ 7

Croatia \ 2

Australia \ 9

Greece \ 7

Spain \ 0

Norway \ 8

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland \ 10

Cyprus \ 9

Romania \ 11

Germany \ 6

Ukraine \ 2

 

As desperate to avoid hosting as the BBC have been for 20 years.

At least Ukraine delivered a much better host entry than the past few years.

Ooh yay Belgium *.*

1. UK 10/10

2, Austria 9/10

3. Israel 8/10

4. Moldova 8/10

5. Spain 7.5/10

6. Netherlands 7/10

7. Ukraine

8. Denmark 7/10

9. Australia 7/10

10. Cyprus 7/10

11. Azerbaijan 7/10

12. Greece 6.5/10

13. Belarus 6/10

14. Norway 6/10

15. Italy 6/10

16. Poland 5/10

17. Armenia 4/10

18. Romania 4/10

19. Hungary 3/10

20. Germany 3/10

21. Croatia 2/10

22. Portugal 1/10

 

So much better than their last entry!

Thought it was Lorde when she started!

This sounds familiar...

Ukraine / I actually often really like rock songs in Eurovision because they're few and far between but I don't really think this is a particularly good example of it. Nothing to really grab hold of and no special hook. Average. 6/10

 

01 Romania / 10/10

02 UK / 10/10

03 Moldova / 9.5/10

04 Israel / 9.5/10

05 Italy / 9/10

06 Belarus / 9/10

07 Norway / 8.5/10

08 Cyprus / 8/10

09 Denmark / 8/10

10 Azerbaijan / 7.5/10

11 Armenia / 7/10

12 Greece / 7/10

13 Netherlands / 6.5/10

14 Austria / 6.5/10

15 Portugal / 6/10

16 Poland / 6/10

17 Ukraine / 6/10

18 Croatia / 5/10

19 Hungary / 4/10

20 Australia / 4/10

21 Germany / 4/10

22 Spain / 2/10

 

She looks absolutely terrified. Think she's being held hostage at gunpoint to sing :')(

This strikes me as something that is flawless in studio form but is a bit damp live. Although she's doing better than the semi-final

Just me who doesn't get this entry then? Her voice is so quiet and she looks so uninterested.

oh, we now have three awful songs before a big finish. Almost tempted to take a break.

 

I suppose Belgium isn't that bad but it never takes off or goes anywhere and I really don't understand how it's stayed so loved, I was bored of it after a few listens.

Sounds like Let's Hurt Tonight by OneRepublic

She looks like she's absolutely bricking it

Awful from Ukraine I get a bit of Muse vibes over it though.

 

Can we not insult Muse plz? -_- that was super dull from Ukraine

 

This Belgium song is one of the favourites? She seems to have no range at all.

Sounds like a slightly more lively version of Berlin by RY X. Bit harsh on RY X though.

 

67% | Belgium

Were her entire family slaughtered in front of her seconds before she went on stage?