This is FAKE NEWS, just like last week.

This sexism, first inexplicably Mariah last week and now me -_-

The Drunken Lottie Data is IN!!!

 

Please play this tune before continuing for added dramatic instances:

 

 

Ow mwan ya slags and carrwbaaayygs, ah'v just woken up from me gin-induced coma!! Eee 'ere have a proper gander at this leek, the charts are proper oot of control this week lads and lasses leek! Btw, ah also used like some computational science I picked up at Waitrose from the clientele to help predict the sales trends for the week leek!

 

http://i.imgur.com/zf9EQCp.png

 

Official Singles/Albums Chart Update Top 100

Source: Drunken Lotti - Sponsored By Weekly Tipple of Choice: Gin

Missing Data: Last two days, completed to ACCURACY by Lottie drunken maths wizardry

 

Top 50 Posters

 

Top 10

 

01 Buttered Muffin (499)

02 Jerd [202]

03 TheDiplomat (152)

04 Danvmber (58)

05 Brér (76)

06 CommonSense (69)

 

08 Cody Floppingsbury

09 The Snake (42)

 

11-20

012 Lottie (Non-Drunk) 78

17 Cqmqrqn (22)

019 Lottie (Drunk) 17

 

 

21-30

21 Lindsey

22 Silas

 

25 Spadam

 

27 Jerd's Victorian Child Ghost House Guest 12

 

29 Ultrafloppa

 

 

31-50

 

33 Iz

 

39 JAcob Brother Dearest

 

48 Awardinary/ Barney

 

 

OMg and Buttered Muffin has DONE it with YUGE numbers too, rising for an UNPRECEDENTED 4TH WEEK IN A ROW WITHIN THE TOP 10!! Not only is this record broken, but so is the longest consecutive rise to no.1 within the weekly postings chart!!!!!!

 

Comin up short is JERD, who procrastinates her way to no.2 after FLOPPING YUGELY last week, having made only 13 posts and loungin aroon ootseed the top 50 :( Maybe if her posts had been combined with her little girl Victorian ghost visitor this week she would have had a double-A side shot at a non-no.1 like Hollier/ Let Love Lead The Way!!!)

 

Another SUFFERING from non-combined sales is Lottie, whose inebriated, bacchanalian, orgiastic, bibulous sides and sober sides have NOT been combined tis week, much to ha chagrin and floppage, leading to TWO top twenty entries!!!

 

CommonSense gets a Victoria Beckham no.6 hit, whereas Cody Floppingsbury's floppage continues as he does an Emma Bunton no.1-8 yo-yo as the sympathy effect peters off

 

Speakin of Peter, expect him on the 5+5 bus!

 

OMFG at flpqrqn's FLOPPAGE, YUUUGE flop and it is only expected to continue as he SPIRALS doon the charts!!

 

Elsewhere, Awardinary and Barney's sales have been COMBINED to get the a double-a-side return to the CHARTS!!!

Meekul crushing us all with that landslide victory!! What a top 2 *.*

 

27 Jerd's Victorian Child Ghost House Guest 12

:rofl:

Barney!!!!

Omg NEW DATA!!!

 

ButteredMuffin WON'T be landslide no.1!! (omg, thanks, Jerd, like a landslide!! :wub: )

 

Why?

 

Oh, cheesy Taylor Swift trite pop fake giggle,

 

'Cos sha username CHANGED!!!

I am now eligible for double A-side status with ChRiMbO LeG PiPe next week, I have chosen wisely as he is clearly steamrolling us all with his post counts ;o

OMG!! This will create a A MAMMOTH NO.1!!!

Even bigger sales than Elton John - Candle In The Wind/Something About The Way You Look Tonight on the way!!

There will be a bigger gulf between us and the no.2 than there was between Hollier/ Let Love Lead The Way and Tiffany from Eastenders!

Brer is flopping this week, more than Taylor who was nearly held off #1 by that old foot Sam Smith!!!

Drunken_lotita

 

I am SHOOK

Let's see whose data was correct :o

My data was correct! :o

Your data was a cheap copy flerp, just like your last thread!! Bazinga!