12 CYPRUS 🇨🇾

10 FRANCE 🇫🇷

8 ISRAEL 🇮🇱

7 IRELAND 🇮🇪

6 HUNGARY 🇭🇺

5 FINLAND 🇫🇮

4 MOLDOVA 🇲🇩

3 ALBANIA 🇦🇱

2 BULGARIA 🇧🇬

1 AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺

Oh fun it's the part of the show thats inexplicably dedicated to a contest literally only Ryan cares about

Portugal really are NO SWEDEN are they?

Piss off is she 'junior', she sounds and looks about 30.

oh please no. please please please don't do this to us Kenzie I love you so much on NCIS:LA

f*** OFF.

 

Lemme find the mute button

Not Salvador :drama:

Oh haha Salvador. I’m sure this performance will go over well here.

OUR SAVIOUR NOW :P

Nope.

Ew Salvador time to mute

I will NEVER understand how this shit managed to win

I know Portugal probably never expected to have to host a Eurovision, but the opening/interval acts tonight have been dire. Fair enough, to have one downbeat moment, but the whole thing has felt quite boring, a shame because the songs have, largely, been incredible this year.

My belated rankings, all based on first impressions

 

Top 10:

21 Hungary AWS "Viszlát nyár" - Mind blown

23 Netherlands Waylon "Outlaw in 'Em" - Gosh the Netherlands really do country better than the US! So close to being my fave

17 Finland Saara Aalto "Monsters"

12 Albania Eugent Bushpepa "Mall"

14 Czech Republic Mikolas Josef "Lie to Me"

20 Sweden Benjamin Ingrosso "Dance You Off"

19 Moldova DoReDoS "My Lucky Day"

22 Israel Netta "Toy"

18 Bulgaria Equinox "Bones"

16 Australia Jessica Mauboy "We Got Love"

 

11-20

11 Germany Michael Schulte "You Let Me Walk Alone"

01 Ukraine Mélovin "Under the Ladder"

24 Ireland Ryan O'Shaughnessy "Together"

15 Denmark Rasmussen "Higher Ground"

03 Slovenia Lea Sirk "Hvala, ne!"

09 United Kingdom SuRie "Storm" - Thought the same as everyone else here, she really performed it better after the stage crash!

13 France Madame Monsieur "Mercy"

10 Serbia Sanja Ilić & Balkanika "Nova deca" (Нова деца)

25 Cyprus Eleni Foureira "Fuego"

04 Lithuania Ieva Zasimauskaitė "When We're Old"

 

21-26

05 Austria Cesár Sampson "Nobody but You"

08 Portugal Cláudia Pascoal "O jardim"

26 Italy Ermal Meta & Fabrizio Moro "Non mi avete fatto niente"

02 Spain Amaia & Alfred "Tu canción"

07 Norway Alexander Rybak "That's How You Write a Song"

06 Estonia Elina Nechayeva "La forza"

 

A really strong year, I'd genuinely go back to France's entry and everything above it. Norway/Estonia are the only two I'd prefer never to hear again

SOMEONE CLOSE THE PIANO LID!

At least he isn’t performing the winning song

It’s silly Sally!!!

I will NEVER understand how this shit managed to win

It didn't, this is a different song ;)

wHAT is he even doing in the piano wtf

Honestly just get to the results. :drama: