+5 Fairytale of New York

+4 All I want for Christmas is you

+3 Last Christmas

+2 Merry Christmas everyone

+1 This Christmas

 

-1 Do they know it’s Christmas?

-2 Step into Christmas

-3 Rockin’ around the Christmas tree

-4 Don’t stop me eatin’

-5 Boris Johnson...

Edited January 1, 20214 yr by Jingle Jules

+5 The Kunts ~ Boris Johnson Is A F**king C**t

+4 Band Aid ~ Do They Know It's Christmas?

+3 Wham! ~ Last Christmas

+2 The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl ~ Fairytale Of New York

+1 Elton John ~ Step Into Christmas

 

-1 Shakin' Stevens ~ Merry Christmas Everyone

-2 Jess Glynne ~ This Christmas

-3 LadBaby ~ Don't Stop Me Eatin'

-4 Justin Bieber ~ Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

-5 Mariah Carey ~ All I Want For Christmas Is You

+5 Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt (it's my only opportunity to do it xx I think this is actually a solid sounding punk song as well even if the lyrics could have used... a little more thought, to say the least xx)

+4 Fairytale Of New York

+3 Step Into Christmas

+2 Merry Christmas Everyone

+1 Do They Know It's Christmas?

 

-1 This Christmas

-2 All I Want For Christmas Is You

-3 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (it's a fine enough if pointless cover)

-4 Last Christmas

-5 Don't Stop Me Eatin' (probably the least objectionable of the 3 LadBaby songs but still no)

+5 The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is A f***ing c**t

+4 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

+3 Wham! - Last Christmas

+2 The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York

+1 Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

 

-1 Jess Glynne - This Christmas

-2 Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas?

-3 LadBaby - Don't Stop Me Eatin'

-4 Elton John - Step Into Christmas

-5 Justin Bieber - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

+5 Wham - Last Christmas

+4 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

+3 The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York

+2 Elton John - Step Into Christmas

+1 Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

 

-1 Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas?

-2 LadBaby - Don't Stop Me Eatin'

-3 The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is A F**king C**t

-4 Jess Glynne - This Christmas

-5 Justin Bieber - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

+5: Wham! ~ Last Christmas

+4: Band Aid ~ Do They Know It's Christmas?

+3: The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl ~ Fairytale Of New York

+2: Shakin' Stevens ~ Merry Christmas Everyone

+1: Elton John ~ Step Into Christmas

 

-1: Mariah Carey ~ All I Want For Christmas Is You

-2: Jess Glynne ~ This Christmas

-3: Justin Bieber ~ Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

-4: The Kunts ~ Boris Johnson Is A F**king C**t

-5: LadBaby ~ Don't Stop Me Eatin'

 

+5 All I Want For Christmas Is You

+4 Boris Johnstone is a f***ing c**t

+3 Merry Christmas Everyone

+2 Do They Know It’s Christmas

+1 Step Into Christmas

 

-1 Rockin Around the Christmas Tree

-2 Last Christmas

-3 This Christmas

-4 Fairytale of New York

-5 Don’t Stop Me Eatin’

+5 LadBaby ~ Don't Stop Me Eatin'

+4 The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl ~ Fairytale Of New York

+3 Mariah Carey ~ All I Want For Christmas Is You

+2 Elton John ~ Step Into Christmas

+1 Wham! ~ Last Christmas

 

-1 Shakin' Stevens ~ Merry Christmas Everyone

-2 The Kunts ~ Boris Johnson Is A F**king C**t

-3 Band Aid ~ Do They Know It's Christmas?

-4 Jess Glynne ~ This Christmas

-5 Justin Bieber ~ Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

 

+5: The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York, by default lol

+4: LadBaby - Don't Stop Me Eatin' (the first of his I've liked)

+3: Jess Glynne - This Christmas

+2: Elton John - Step Into Christmas

+1: The Kunts - Boris Johnson Is A F**king C**t

-1: Wham! - Last Christmas

-2: Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

-3: Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

-4: Justin Bieber - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (literally zero effort)

-5: Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas?