Flirt with me innit bitch :smoke: :rofl:

I am much beter now - numb, hurt, emotionally scarred, afraid im losing my marbles but other than that im fine :smoke:

 

Now who wants some spotted dick? ^_^

That pudding is vile, but I pressume you dont mean that?

 

Now who wants some spotted dick? ^_^

avec custard?

no tis my flirting. :lol:

Im gonna hit Gaydar and get some c**t to believe hes getting some of me :smoke:

 

he aint :smoke:

awww your going to dissappoint some poor soul graham

I dont care. Im mean and horrible deep down wooooo

Awww your not... your very nice... and just like to give people false hope.... The makings of the next gandhi there!

Well the real reason i do it is all any man wants from me is a quick shag and i dont want that if u get me? :smoke:

Now someone flirt with me :angry: :rofl:

Oh I get you :)

And now Ive just been sick :(

Today has been so $h!t

Have you eaten something funny

Nah I just feel so c**p. :(

Oh thats a shame... Go to bed now and see how you feel in the mornign... I Probably sound like your mother

aww graham, lie down and suck on a bit of spotted dick... do you have some with you or would you like me to bring some around?

Jack... you whore! :o kidding :)

lol did rob delete the thread in the delta forum? i left a great message aswel :( i shall not type it out again and i want robs sig i may steal for future useage and see if he notices that his sig one day is mine.

Jack! :o :rofl:

Bring some round im thinking as long as its still in the package cos i like to unwrap my meals :smoke:

Well i can put fresh wrapping on it, any flavour of wrapping interest you?

Pineapple wrapping :wub:

Bring some vaseline too innit cos i erm erm have a sore lip :D :rofl: