I gotta tell you all a secret guys.

 

One time, I met Emma Bunton randomly at a B&Q shop here in Brighton. She was in the queue to pay for some garden chairs and a drill and not knowing it was her at first, I started to sing her hit single MAYBE. She quickly turned around and started singing with me and in jubilation we both cried at how well our voices blended and complimented each other. Then, after many months, she calls me out of the blue - NOT HER PA BUT HER - and asks me if I wanted to duet with her on a track on her upcoming album, Free Me.

 

She said she has this amazing track called, well, Amazing, and she needed a male duet partner for it and thought that I was perfect. I SCREAMED AND SAID YES BITCH OF COURSE but then when I came to my senses, I asked 'but Flawless, no-one knows me, I am not a professional singer'.

 

She said 'that's ok hun. I have this random name of this random singer from Latin America that we can credit instead of you. He will be a huge star in American and UK one day but no-one knows him yet here so who cares?!! This way, I mantain credibility and you will feature with me on my track HOW STHAT BABES'

 

And so the story goes that I, Mr.X, dueted with Emma Bunton on her track Amazing from her iconic second album Free Me. It's the highlight of my life and hopefully one day, I will get credited and receive royalties from its huge sales.

 

IT'S ALL TRUE AND I CANT PROVE IT AND I PROBABBLY MADE IT OUT OF MY OWN IMAGINATION BUT WHO CARES RIGHT?!?!? IT'S TRUE I PROMISE!!!!

 

Thank you all for entertaining my fantasies in this Thread of Spice World Fantasies

 

Hmm something is fishy about all this! Whilst I can believe that Emma Bunton is the sort of person to shop at BandQ, because she watches Eastenders, I DON'T believe you just RANDOMLY HAPPENED to croon her hit, Maybe, at her leaning back suspended over a trolley of common household and garden product whilst CLAIMING you had no IDEA that she was Baby Spice. You recognised that back! Admit it! You'd recognise it anywhere! That tells me that you knew she was Emma Bunton and sang the song on purpose ro get her attention and an autograph! You bargained for that, but got so much more, getting to sing with a Spicy one! Now imagine if you had run into one back when they all shopped at Tesco for Christmas!!! You could have got ANOTHER swcret duet :cheeseblock:

This thread has too many words I can't be arsed to read but I'm told some of you are doubting Dill Doe's chart stats or something so I'm here to confirm that there are zero factual errors here x

Hmm something is fishy about all this! Whilst I can believe that Emma Bunton is the sort of person to shop at BandQ, because she watches Eastenders, I DON'T believe you just RANDOMLY HAPPENED to croon her hit, Maybe, at her leaning back suspended over a trolley of common household and garden product whilst CLAIMING you had no IDEA that she was Baby Spice. You recognised that back! Admit it! You'd recognise it anywhere! That tells me that you knew she was Emma Bunton and sang the song on purpose ro get her attention and an autograph! You bargained for that, but got so much more, getting to sing with a Spicy one! Now imagine if you had run into one back when they all shopped at Tesco for Christmas!!! You could have got ANOTHER swcret duet :cheeseblock:

 

Hun, we would have SMASHED another #1 single thats for sure! IMAGINE! :yahoo:

Probably another number 1 had it happened.