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Here are the lyrics:

 

Will.I.Am in affected British accent:

 

Oh, hello, it's me, William, but people like to segment my name

Into its constituent parts, creating three words from one,

Like an anagram.

Now I was in the UK the other day and I saw

One of those big plastic yellow car sign thingies as you Brits say,

On the roads I was perusing

Well!

I almost crashed my car qith the steering wheel on the right!

It looked luke a terodactyl, a right old sight!

I then found a Snickers bar in the Cadbury's Whisper, Whisper Gold and Yorkie bar tub in the iamspamspamami

Well, I do say I was shocked,

So I reached for the Snickers, the best treat around

Song is sponsored by Cadburys FM,

When some rude twat said, oh I say,

How uncouth, to grab the wrong delicacy placed in the tub by erroneous action!

One must throw it out and have just the Whispers, Whispers Gold and Yorkies.

 

So then I thought to myself, I need a Britisher to handle this for me,

Ans who better rhan Queen of the Brits, Queen Britney?!

And she comes and she says,

Mind your own business, BITCH!!

 

You are now rocking out

To Will.I.Am

And Britney, Bitch!!

Mind your own business, bitch

 

Britney: oooh, I'm calling in on my mobiiilleee,

Oooh ooh ooh,

But my voice is so hoarse cos I jist had ten bevvies

And was a bantosaurus rex in Nando's

Oooooohhoooh

Ans now I'm just callin in to say to you

Mind your own business, bitch

Or I'll call you a lump of poo!

From down my mobile

Oooh

(That's dooty in British)

 

You are now rockinf out

To Will.I.Am

And Britney, Bitch!

 

Will.i.am:

 

Some chavs when I was walking down the street

Tried to beat

Me like a piece of meat

Because I was wearing Prada and not Nike

So I got Britnwy on my mobile

And she said

Britney on mobile: Mind your own business, bitch!

 

I then did a kickabout

But they shouted because I carried the ball

But why's it called foorball

If you can't carry the ball?!

And went down the A19 to Swansea

A police man told me to turn off ma hazard lights

But they just look so pretty

So I got Britney to phone him

And she said,

Mind your own business, bitch!

 

I then went to Asda and repainted the signs to say Wal*Mart

And when they told me to go

I phoned Britney and she said...

 

We will shop in Lidl and Aldi

We can do what we like

Mind your own business, bitch!

 

I don't have all the lyrics and this is the first draft, but ir was what was leaked to me so far!!

So a Scream & Shout clone? :tearsmile:

 

I’ll reserve judgement until I hear the full thing ofc!

Such an odd day to release, I don’t trust will’s team/label will handle it as well as Elton’s did.

 

Fingers crossed this gets good playlisting.

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Such an odd day to release, I don’t trust will’s team/label will handle it as well as Elton’s did.

 

Fingers crossed this gets good playlisting.

I think tomorrow is just the cover/title reveal.
I’m really excited although I have to admit I’m nervous about the possible AI use :unsure: That line doesn’t sound very Britney to me
Apparently pre-saving and pre-adding helps towards playlisting positions! So if you can do that, do it!

It sounds ok… just don’t want a carbon copy of Scream and Shout!

 

Also is this new vocals? Am I right in thinking Hold Me Closer was old vocals?

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