Posted May 10, 20251 yr Rebrand #4 or so.Small island nation colonized by Kyriatinian explorers many years ago, but largely forgotten until they randomly popped back into view this past spring having industrialized and being somewhat up-to-date in terms of pop culture (as proven by the whole theme they are still around 10 years behind the rest of the world in terms of meme culture). This island is located a little off the coast of D'yermak'er, and is most famous for being where Jesy Nelson fled after her solo material started flopping. She is the de facto ruler of the country and has brought in lots of exciting goods for the locals to revel over such as fidget spinners, forgotten and irrelevant pop stars, and talent shows which are very popular, especially Simon Cowell's newest show The Masked Clapper where judges Cowell, Katy Perry by Blue Origin, Lea Michele, and Noah Centino guess which celebrity is behind a mask based on how they clap.Capital– FloperaNotable Residents:Sellma Kayak – Prime Minister Extraordinaire and Kayak saleswomanMaitin Pontesgotu – Head of the BuzzJack Musick Selection Committee Selection Committeeeee Yass Slay The Boots House Down SisStates:Gopis Gür – The main island where the capital, Flopera, is located. (State Capital: West Amatababi)Skiul – Highest education in the hole land with an average IQ of 69 (lol), home to the P-Anon Conspiragency fronted by our very own Cashew Petrol. (State Capital: Surjan)Yeraskin – Entertainment capital of Baleghde, Pooja is the city that never sleeps (also has the highest rate of Adderall consumption per capita) (State Capital: Pooja)Desgustan – Tech bros and streamers have been leasing this region for the past 3 years. Fun fact: There are more data centers here than people. (State Capital: Aislop)Lusil – Basically just a state-wide fanclub for Jessica Walters' iconic character on Arrested Development: Lucille Bluth. (State Capital: Gutforer)Higae – The outskirts of the national capital, an odd collection of clubs interwoven with suburbs to seemingly no end. (State Capital: Wialfam)Logae – Very popular tourist destination but beware of the locals, capitalist militias have been known to throw ads at visitors when they least expect it. (State Capital: Jetolidae)Cairon – Highest concentration of caron birds in the Buzzverse, famous for relentlessly attacking service workers that dare get too close to their CEO nests. (State Capital: St. Complaint)Ragina – Feminist paradise, no men allowed, on Wednesdays – and ONLY on Wednesdays – they wear pink. (State Capital: Tostēr Strud'l / Fetch – Shared control)Languages:Baleghdona, Skrillex, Jenglish (Just English), PoshPopulation:201.500 (down 2.5 people since last year)Flag:
May 18May 18 Author BJSC History ReduxMosquetanian Era103 ∙ 28 SF ∙ Kilian & Jo feat. Erik Rapp – "Suburbia"104 ∙ 14 ∙ The Brocks – "My Love"105 ∙ 24 SF ∙ Digital Farm Animals feat. IMAN – "Say My Name"113 ∙ 24 SF ∙ BRÍET feat. Aron Can & Arro – "Feimin(n)"114 ∙ 30 ∙ Sam Bluer – "Body High"126 ∙ 05 ∙ Ina Wroldsen – "Pale Horses"127 ∙ 23 ∙ Merk & Kremont feat. SVEA & Ernia – "Numb"128 ∙ 05 ∙ Vera Blue – "Lie To Me"129 ∙ 08 ∙ Ruben – "Burn Down This Room"130 ∙ 30 ∙ JP Cooper – "In These Arms"131 ∙ 12 ∙ Glowie – "Unlovable"132 ∙ 23 SF ∙ Hopium – "Sunglasses"133 ∙ 11 ∙ Bonn – "Spaceships"134 ∙ 13 ∙ Drew Sycamore – "45 Fahrenheit Girl"135 ∙ 07 ∙ Ruben – "Running"136 ∙ 22 SF ∙ Matt Simons – "Better Tomorrow (Disco Mix)"137 ∙ 21 SF ∙ Klangkarussell – "Shipwreck"138 ∙ 22 SF ∙ Hayley Kiyoko – "Demons"139 ∙ 21 ∙ Au/Ra – "Screw Feelings"140 ∙ 07 ∙ BYRTA – "Minnist Tú"141 ∙ 18 ∙ Tinlicker feat. Run Rivers – "Lost"142 ∙ 06 ∙ Ylona Garcia – "Entertain Me"143 ∙ 22 SF ∙ Chambray feat. Rebecca & Fiona – "Someday"144 ∙ 20 ∙ Charlotte Jane – "10 Percent"Kyriatini Era145 ∙ 29 ∙ Bakermat feat. Elise LeGrow – "Temptation"146 ∙ 19 ∙ Oliver Nelson & Lilla Vargen – "Long Summer Nights"147 ∙ 25 ∙ Elley Duhé – "PIECES"148 ∙ 39 ∙ Pussy Riot & salem ilese – "PRINCESS CHARMING"149 ∙ 08 ∙ Dylan Fraser – "It Took A Lot To Get To This"150 ∙ 29 ∙ S10 feat. Froukje – "Nooit Meer Spijt"151 ∙ 15 ∙ SKAAR – "Something Like This"152 ∙ 22 SF ∙ Raissa – "I Will Wait"154 ∙ 21 SF ∙ Elderbrook & Bob Moses – "Inner Light"163 ∙ 22 ∙ Whethan & Nessa Barrett – "sick of myself"164 ∙ 28 SF ∙ GDRN – "Vorið"165 ∙ 23 SF ∙ Wastemall feat. Jude York – "Glaciers"167 ∙ 26 SF ∙ Carine & Holy Molly – "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"168 ∙ 27 ∙ Meg Smith – "jesus christ in a mini skirt"169 ∙ 24 SF ∙ Jessie Murph – "Cold"172 ∙ 16 ∙ Charlotte Cardin – "Feel Good"173 ∙ 22 ∙ Matoma & SKAAR – "You Found Me"Dakotehan 1-Night-Only "Era"171 ∙ 26 SF ∙ The High & Helion – "Little Brother"Baleghdani Era174 ∙ 13 ∙ Daya – "Don't Call"175 ∙ 37 ∙ CamelPhat & Massano feat. Nu-La – "Oblivion"176 ∙ 14 ∙ Emma Steinbakken – "BOY"177 ∙ 23 SF ∙ OCT – "Half Horse Half Man"178 ∙ 24 SF ∙ Maria Becerra – "IMAN (Two Of Us)"179 ∙ 25 ∙ TSHA – "In The Night"180 ∙ 28 SF ∙ Bob Moses – "Time Of Your Life"181 ∙ 22 ∙ BANKS – "Contaminated"182 ∙ 34 ∙ Goodnight Louisa – "Jennifer Aniston"183 ∙ 05 ∙ Emilia – "La_Playlist.mpeg"184 ∙ 40 ∙ Polo & Pan – "Nanã"185 ∙ TBA ∙ Markella – "No One Hurts Me Like I Hurt Myself"
May 19May 19 8 hours ago, brave lil toaster said:Baleghdani Era174 ∙ 13 ∙ Daya – "Don't Call"OhMy first thought when I watched Bangaranga was, what if cvnty Jesy Nelson sang BaleghdeIt's your national anthem now x
May 19May 19 Author 38 minutes ago, blacksquare said:OhMy first thought when I watched Bangaranga was, what if cvnty Jesy Nelson sang BaleghdeIt's your national anthem now xAlthough we are #ALLIEs, Baleghde does not identify as they/them, but he/ham. Our Anham is actually a yodeling ode to that feeling you get when you accidentally wake up the middle of the night and realise you can go back to sleep for a few more hours before having to wake up. We call it "nice I just woke up in the middle of the night and realised I can go back to sleep for a few more hours"
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