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To the LEGEND himself, Sir Alan Partridge.

 

Bow down in his honour.

 

Let's get some quotes on the roll;

"Ah, look it that. Now I bet you never knew that you could make toast in a microwave."

 

"That's not toast Michael, that's just hot floppy bread"

 

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Uhhhh....

 

"HE'S NOT A REAL PRESENTER!"

"Yeah, but he's not under a cow!"

 

"Sonja, that was classic intercourse...so thanks!"

 

"Have you put t'corpse under t'patio?"

 

"...Well...you could end your sentences with needles to say...I did drugs."

 

"That's not a gadget Michael, that's just monsterous use of a biro."

 

"Are you wearing Lynx?"

"Well smelt - Voodoo."

"Java"

"Good call"

 

"Mousse from a bowl is nice but to put it on a person is demented!"

 

"To a bypasser it may have looked like cone theft."

I'm lauging just thinking about some of his stuff.

 

I love the scene that goes something like:

 

"I'd like to see you sweat over something as much as I have"

"I wont because I use Lynx Africa"

 

"You're looking cheerful today Lynn considering it's the anniversary of your mothers death"

it seems like the movies off now as it was all about an al-quida attack and after 7/7 coogan didnt want to go on with it. baby cow now doing new sitcom.

A new ALan Partrdige sitcom??????

 

WOW! As good as a movie for me.

 

no sitcom is nothing to do with partridge, totally new project. however the film might surface in a few years. but wont hold ya breath

I lovvve Alan Partridge. The first series was the best, when he was living in a travel tavern. Michael the Geordie is so funny. His story about chucking the monkey in the sea has me in stitches every time.

 

Alan: "Will you stop saying you threw a monkey in the sea? All I can see is a monkey spinning towards the water"

Michael: "Well, it didn't go straight in the water, it bounced off a rock"

 

:lol: :lol:

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