These are the top20 worst Christmas No1's of alltime as voted for in round one!

 

Vote for the WORST Christmas No1 of all time.

 

Voting is multiple choice!

 

You may vote for as many Christmas No1's as you wish. :)

Cliff Richard - Saviours' Day

Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman - Somethin' Stupid

You missed The Millenium Prayer by Cliff Richard.

You missed The Millenium Prayer by Cliff Richard.

 

The Millenium Prayer wasn't Christmas No1 in 1999 Westlife - I Have A Dream / Seasons In The Sun knocked it off! ;)

Bob The Builder

Leon Jackson

Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman

Rolf Harris

St Winifreds School Choir thing

&

Westloife

 

how has Alex got that many votes? :blink:

Why is Alexandra there :wacko: :arrr:

If it's the worst Christmas song of ALL Time, Surely you should include EVERY Christmas Number 1 :unsure:

If it's the worst Christmas song of ALL Time, Surely you should include EVERY Christmas Number 1 :unsure:

 

It's round 2...

 

Hence why the first line of the first posts says:

 

These are the top20 worst Christmas No1's of alltime as voted for in round one!

 

;) :P

 

 

 

It's round 2...

 

Hence why the first line of the first posts says:

;) :P

HAHAHAHA! Ooops! :blush: So Sorry bout that! I did read it, but it skipped my mind... obviously :lol:

I voted for 5 of them, but the all time worst for me was Westlife's horrible cover of Abba's I Have A Dream!

Bob The Builder, all of Cliff Richard, Leon Jackson, Robbie

Bob The Builder, Leon Jackson, Westlife.

 

The others either I haven't heard (because too old) or they are ok. :)

I Voted Rolf Harris and Mr Blobby

It's not that I don't like these - I can't stand them

 

Bob The Builder

Cliff Richard - Mistletoe & Wine

Cliff Richard - Saviours' Day

Leon Jackson - When You Believe

Little Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool

Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

Shayne Ward - That's My Goal

St Winifred's School Choir - There's No One Quite Like Grandma

Westlife - I Have A Dream / Seasons In The Sun

 

 

Voted for Benny Hill, Bob The Builder, Dickie Valentine, Leon Jackson, Little Jimmy Osmond, Mr Blobby and St Winnifreds. All awful, awful records.

There's nothing worse than Westlife on that list.

 

On any list, in fact.

Anyone who voted for Benny Hill's 'Ernie' hasn't listened to the clever lyrics and appreciated probably the greatest novelty song of all time!

 

So there!

 

Norma

 

Robbie Williams & Nicole and Mr Blobby get my vote!

Anyone who voted for Benny Hill's 'Ernie' hasn't listened to the clever lyrics and appreciated probably the greatest novelty song of all time!

 

So there!

 

Norma

"Do you want it pasteurised?" "No, Ernie i`d be happy if it come`s up to my chest!"

 

Absolutely Brilliant, and what a good piece of VT, too.

"Do you want it pasteurised?" "No, Ernie i`d be happy if it come`s up to my chest!"

 

Absolutely Brilliant, and what a good piece of VT, too.

 

There are people here too young to realise the brilliance of Benny Hill! And the song's lyrics cannot be cherry-picked! So here they are in full. I've 'bolded' my favourite bits!

 

You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,

And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.

And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,

His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

 

Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue,

She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22.

They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,

But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week.

 

They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

 

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"

And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.

He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"

She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

 

That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

 

Now Ernie had a rival, an evil-looking man,

Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van.

He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread,

And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies it very near turned her head.

 

She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said, "If you treat me right,

You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night."

He knew once she sampled his layer cake he'd have his wicked way,

And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day.

 

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

 

One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door,

It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four.

And as he lept down from his van hot blood through his veins did course,

And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his 'orse.

 

Whose name was Trigger, (Triggerrrrrrrr)

And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west.

 

Now Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand,

He said, "If you wanna marry Susie you'll fight for her like a man."

"Oh why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied,

"And just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side."

 

Now Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun,

They stood there face to face, and Ted went for his bun.

But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned,

And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand.

 

Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,

And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.

And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,

Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.

 

Poor Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

 

Ernie was only 52, he didn't wanna die,

And now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky.

Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned,

And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land.

 

But a woman's needs are many fold and soon she married Ted,

But strange things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.

Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?

Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

 

They won't forget Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeee)

And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.

 

 

Not just one of the best novelty songs of all time ... but one of the best ever songs of all time! Check it out on youtube you young'uns!

 

Robbie, Guy, Gary, Chris, Sir Paul ... look on at lyrics that you could only dream of!

 

Norma

Edited December 25, 200816 yr by Norma_Snockers

Lol at people voting for Alex.