June 16, 200916 yr Author LOL ELÐDAmN :wub: KO! Daily Round-up // For everything KopeÄek, trust KO! Executive Supervisor of the BJSC vetoes Tamara's vote fee Executive Supervisor of the BJSC, Erik Bjornsen, today claimed that the vote fee deal offered by Tamara of Kathaldazia to Nonsuch, whereby Tamara performed the vocals for 'Never Leave You' in lieu of critically ill Amelle in exchange for 25% of the vote total for Nonsuch, 'contravenes all of the rules in the book...and cannot be allowed', furthermore suggesting that, as Amelle was injured by Tamara, that to allow the exchange to take place would 'only set a dangerous precedent...whereby everyone who wanted to boost their vote count went around injuring other participants in order to try and perform such an exchange', claiming that criminal proceedings ought to be pursued against Tamara for her actions, which 'were indicative of pure desperation on her part'. Ojnoj's LeToya lashes out at JLS' Marvin LeToya of Ojnoj, currently amongst the favourites to win the seventeenth BJSC with the feisty 'She Ain't Got...', today returned the fire against JLS' Marvin Humes, who accused her of 'diva behaviour [which didn't] live up to the hype' in recent weeks. LeToya accused the openly gay Marvin of chauvinism, claiming that this, along with remarks he made against KopeÄek entrant Kaci, '[showed] him up for the mincing tw*t he really is - he can't appreciate women for what they are', and claimed that Marvin was 'just jealous of our success - it's a shame, because I actually quite liked their song, but now I see that it was probably for the best that they didn't get quite enough 12s'. LeToya also dismissed reports that she may be caught in a feud with KopeÄka's Kaci, saying that 'Everyone knows that ÄŒekBÃtch! will do these kinds of things to try and boost their sales. I can't remember the last time I believed anything that sad old hack Vanja [Helensson] (ÄŒekBÃtch's BJSC Correspondent) said. I remember the whole hoo-ha last year with Estelle and Rachel Stevens that turned out to be a load of crap in the end!', saying that she would 'wait until the transcripts of the interview [were] released' until she made up her mind on Kaci. 'I refuse to believe that ÄŒekBÃtch! refusing to release the transcripts is anything other than proof that they took her comments out of context all the way through that so-called 'article', and they know it'. LeToya is currently 2nd favourite to win BJSC XVII with odds of 2/1 from ÄŒeknet. Kaci clears the air KopeÄka's entrant for XVII, Kaci Battaglia, today claimed that the majority of the interview published yesterday in ÄŒekBÃtch! was 'pure fiction', although she refused to pass comment on those she was reported as ranting against. 'I don't really think it's anyone's business who I don't like in this contest...tabloids are good at creating rivalries for me. I couldn't care less if JLS didn't like my voice - in the end, I am in the final! So clearly people liked it. Different strokes, eh?'. She did however say that 'ÄŒekBÃtch! did get it right - I do adore MPHO and Beautiful Small Machines, and am fully backing both for the win', but refused to give her opinion on Nonsuch's entry, saying that she'd 'let the scoreboard talk for me on this one - ultimately, we can't really disagree with it!'. On the subject of her reported steamy encounter with lesbian Tegan Quin of Quotosibb's Tegan & Sara, Kaci stated that 'we're good friends. We did what friends do.', before refusing to elaborate upon her statement and ending the interview at the suggestion that the two were 'exchanging 12s' between Quotosibb and KopeÄka. -- Mphante Vixaupoin, KO! BJSC Correspondent
June 16, 200916 yr I read ViolinistHitsJadeOMG :wub: I love it :D It's my fave too :kink: (TBH Cadbury's media has the best names so far... Daily Milk :rofl:) Anyway, in Numayania there are really three sources: La Gardiane Dela Numayanie/The Numayanian Sheild: The most popular and well read newspaper in Numayania. Was briefly poblished in French as La Gardienne De La Numayanie, but it wasn't popular (Numayanians of French origin prefer to read France-Soir ^_^) Svetlandiya Sohnste/The Svetlandian Sun: Paper of the Svetlandian community, published only in Svetlandian, and most read in the capital. Slightly less reputable than LGDN, and tends to put a different spin on things BJSCToudeh.ny: The most popular BJSC fansite in Numayania, which also covers ESC and Asiavision, prone to making up bizarre rumours and getting stuff twisted, but is often the first place to hear about important happenings, such as Numayania sending Le Kid for XVIII (oops :kink:)
June 16, 200916 yr BAH! Berrabah? Amelle Berrabah, the Nonsuch representative of BJSCXVII and the favourite to win in most of the countries of BJ world, has been attacked by the Elёdani "Protect Animals" association's members. The incident happened when Berrabah was on the "Before-The-Show" party devoted to the BJSCXVII which took place in Feethoo, Elёdan, for the first time in this country. Over 30 singers and bands came in the capital of 2-time winners of BJSC. Among them were Lenka, Tatu, who brought both wins to Elёdan, but also Gabriella Cilmi, Sugababes, Mutya Buena, Pixie, Natasha Bedingfield, Caroline Af Ugglas, Morandi, Gavin Mikhail, Enrique Iglesias, Marit Bergman and so on. When Amelle left the party, suddenly one stranger threw 2 balloons full of dirt right into her in front of all reporters. It's known that Amelle has always been a 'persona non-grata' for Elёdani "Protect Animals" organization, due to her shameless advertising fur and leather clothes, followed by actually wearing it. The first 'attack' ended with nothing for members of the Animal protection society, as Amelle's bodyguard happened to be in front of her at the moment and 'took the shot' for her. This took place 5 months ago, when Amelle was touring within Elёdan. The singer said no comments of the happened and didn't wish to "court" with the association. The person, Rarius Mont, 32 years old, who fulfilled the "long-waited 'revenge'" didn't say anything apart from "Animaal en Amelle" (trans."Amelle is an animal") before he got cuffed. The following day he has been freed from the police station but this incident wasn't left all like that. The association has to pay a fine of 9,000$. Trevoor Rёder - WHT?
June 16, 200916 yr 16/6 ii - Die Grootste Tief Op Die Aarde Flash Republic's Tamara goes on a careless rampage - blames MPHO for Amelle's bruised eye! In response to Erik Bjornsen, Tamara Dey has announced that the alligations that she assaulted Nonsuch's Amelle Berrebah is as false as you can get. She mentioned in an interview with KT24 today that it was Angelicland's MPHO's scandal. Tamara claimed that she's a stable person who would never trade in illegal items such as banned lengthened lip bombs. She further went onto to say that past classmate and fellow South African MPHO is the one at fault. She exposed that MPHO was never stable at school and always sabotaged others at the most random of times. "MPHO had to move to the UK to attend a special metal disability high school because of her unstable and violent history in South Africa. She's always been on my case since that day in middle school when I stepped on her make-up bag by pure accident." - Tamara explained. Tamara went onto mention she wouldn't be suprised if the Crazy Possessive Kaci Battaglia was involved in the attack especially after her public threats and dirty language. Including the blindingly coloured billboards which "VOTE FOR KACI OR SHE GOIN f*** YOU UP". Tamara mentioned Kaci as one of the stand out finalists but her campaign as a bit overboard and frightening. Tamara has already recruited some loyal security guards to appear at the XVII final in Torchwood in case rivals Amelle Berrebah and MPHO launch an assualt on her. Tamara's also mentioned to her bodyguard to keep an eye out for the "Crazy Kaci girl". On a lighter note, Tamara announced that she and the Flash Republic will be doing a bonus performance of The Ting Tings's "Shut Up And Let Me Go" in addition to their BJSC smash "Twister". An inside source close to Tamara has spoken out that Tamara will also be doing her own version of Botanikka's "Blame It On You" after the contest as a solo promo single. :)
June 17, 200916 yr The Republic fights back Republikken Ashton superstar Amelle Berrabah has been the source of many rumours lately, The ASC today confirmed to us that Amelle had been recording for the Sugababes 7th album since the semi-final in the Morpeth Cove sub-urb of Woolongabba. The ASC confirmed that she had been 'attacked' by a environmentalist in Eledan on official business with her band mates. The Federal government has removed all Kathaldazian non accredited journalists from the country and has warned them that if they come back without an appropriate license they will be executed. The environmentalist who 'attacked' Miss Berrebah is the subject of a heated debate between Eledan and Ashton authorities, the Federal Government wants the green freak to be extradited to the Republic to stand charges of Environmentalism and Attack of a Royal. Both crimes carry the death penalty. The Federal Republic of Ashton is the only nation in the world to execute environmentalist. The Federal Government believes they are satanic and deserve to die. The Federal Government has announced it will crack down on all unregistered foriegn journalists operating within Ashton. Whilst freedom of speech and press is the right of every Ashton national, the Dictatorship wishes to remind foriegn journalists that they have the right to control foreign media within the country. All of the Republics bloggers and journalists are registered with the Buzzjack International Journalist Registrar. Source: AshtonTimes Gabriella Cilmi goes mad live on air Guest host of Afternoon Avec Amelle, Gabriella Cilmi has reportedly blown a gasket live on stage and had a highly critical rant of the BJSC discriminatory system against non english songs and of some of her fellow competitors. She finished to a standing ovation from the audience. A nationwide poll shows that 98.34% of Ashtonise Nationals supported the ASC's song choice and are as equally disgusted about the DNQ as they are. The episode was the most watched in AAA history leading to suggestions Gabriella could take over full time. It was shown live on SNA:1 in the three countries of the BJUN and will be shown throughout Buzzjack tomorrow night on SIA:1 [sIA is the international arm of SNA] and local TV stations. Source: AshtonSun Torchwood embassy riots continue Reports from the streets of the capital have told us that the riots at the Torchwood embassy in Morpeth Cove are continuing into their 3rd day. Originally started by disgruntled ASC employees they have been joined by 14.2million of Morpeth Coves residents. There are expected to be a further 15.9million people arriving over the next 24hours form the nearby states of Sanvoria and Ashworth. There are reports of 1590 deaths, the Torchwood guard have shot and killed some 90 rioters, a further 1500 were killed with grenades and other small explosives. Ashton National Guard Snipers are in the process of killing the 126 Torchwood national guard members who carried out the attacks as they continue to kill rioters. It is thought that once the guards are gone the people will storm the compound, burn the building to the ground and execute the Ambassador on live TV. The Federal Government was working with Torchwood to disperse the riots until the first death. After that the Federal Government gave their full support to the rioters and sent the snipers in. More troops are expected to arrive today to join in the riots as civilians. Some government officials say that inter-country relations have been damaged beyond repair. The first 200 regiments of the Ashton National Guard and the first 100 fleets of the Ashton Navy and 50 Divisions of the Ashton National Air Defence Force are being assembled in Kopecka and FSR Rontvia in an action the Office of Defence described as 'Just in case'. All members of the Torchwood Embassy are expected to be executed within the month. For breaking Ashtonise Federal Laws. Source: AshtonTimesOnline
June 17, 200916 yr Amelle's Revenge Yesterday, at 3PM Feethoo time Rarius Mont, the enviromentalist, who 'attacked' the Republikken Ashton superstar, Amelle Berrabah, was cruelly murdered in his own house and one hour later the official residence of "Animal Protection" association was found to be on fire. Fortunately, nobody got hurt due to the newest fire detection system was installed. The police report says that the building was "aimingly set on fire". The surveillance cameras records have been taken as clues to the police station for further investigation. Two cases of murder and deliberate setting a building on fire that could have caused deaths were opened. Police have several versions of what happened. The details aren't revealed yet. But it's very likely that the June 15 'attack' on Amelle Berrabah was the stimulus. Trevoor Rёder - WHT?
June 17, 200916 yr Scum dead in Eledan The Federal Republic of Ashton reports that the scum who 'attacked' HRH Queen Amelle Berrabah of the Kingdom Of Astén has been murdered in Eledan. The Federal Government tells us that although he deserved to die, the Government had no part in his murder. It was their wish to burn the f***er at the stake on Morpeth Cove's "Execution Circle". Also known as the Stáde l'Exjcút. The Federal Government has received notice that a anti-environmentalist fundamental group is claiming responsibility for the fire. Details of Grupé l'Exjcút Enhrironkenjili has been sent to the Eledan authorities. The Federal Government has been flushing the group out from the country over the past 5years. The group originated in Doctor Bombay's Tiger land and has since spread across the Buzzjack Continental Area. The Ashtonise HQ is all that remains of the Ashtonise branch. The Federal Government stresses they are working hard to destroy the HQ. They also stress that although they view Environmentalists as scum, Terrorists are far worse. Source: AshNews.an
June 17, 200916 yr Dallitown LaToya and Marit Bergman in carpark brawl! Dallitown is here giving you this exclusive and shocking news about two bjsc entrants! Talkng to Kaci who witnessed the attack she had this to say. "Oh it was awful, they were pulling lumps out of each other and there were claws everywhere, when I saw LaToya jump on Marit's head I knew I had to get help" The fight ended after two security guards had to pull them apart but not before some swearing and name calling was passed between the two. It was reported that LaToya called Marit's mother a moose and Marit returned the favour by calling LaToya a hairy old man. Well there you have it, but why were Latoya and Marit fighting in the first place? We'll have more news when we hear it.
June 17, 200916 yr Mysterious connection After today's fight with LeToya, which Marit Bergman commented as "I don't know what happened there. For my extremely polite note about her hair, which she obviously has taken quite as an offend and i don't know why, she pushed me that i almost fell down. I am a tolerable person, but not to THAT extent" - confessed Bergman, Marit was noticed in the bar chatting with Regina Spektor. They ended up leaving the place together. Who knows what happened next?! Bergman was not once found to have time in gay clubs in her homecountry, FSR Rontvia. Unfortunately, the singer didn't want to comment her last night's 'adventure'. Jey Haarve -- ELЁDAmN
June 17, 200916 yr Mysterious connection After today's fight with LeToya, which Marit Bergman commented as "I don't know what happened there. For my extremely polite note about her hair, which she obviously has taken quite as an offend and i don't know why, she pushed me that i almost fell down. I am a tolerable person, but not to THAT extent" - confessed Bergman, Marit was noticed in the bar chatting with Regina Spektor. They ended up leaving the place together. Who knows what happened next?! Bergman was not once found to have time in gay clubs in her homecountry, FSR Rontvia. Unfortunately, the singer didn't want to comment her last night's 'adventure'. Jey Haarve -- ELЁDAmN I hope FSR Rontvia hasn't got a reputation across the Buzzjack World for it's numerous gay clubs :kink:
June 18, 200916 yr Well, being the second best country BJSC-wise can easily overshadow that fact :kink:
June 18, 200916 yr I'm hoping if Kaci does beat Beautiful Small Machines (which is likely), the points gap will be small enough for me to remain ahead :kink:
June 18, 200916 yr SamSaya calls peace and the winner SamSaya, Hendinia's entrant to BJSC XVII, has told the BJSC contestants to cool it down. "There so much rivalry, in dis' contest, y'know what I mean, peace not war, I think y'all should just enjoy da competition, man." She added "Dat LeToya punching dem Bergman people, and attacks 'gainst dat' girl Amelle, so hateful!" She didn't just call peace on the Buzzjack world, she called who she thinks will be the winner. "Dat Kaci gotta do it, she got da fierce attitude and da song, the lyrics are like so in ya face, dat joint she got right dere is a good one, know what I mean!" Kopecka for the win? [Courtesy of Hendinews Today]
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