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Stop talking sex in my film.

All sex in Brokeback Mountain is fake ya'knowww. :smoke:

 

Anyway...Brokeback Mountain will most likely be sending Colbie Caillat to the next BJSC.

Comeback Mountain

 

As you may have heard, Juranabaijan has renamed itself Brokeback Mountain after 99% of its residents cryed during the screening of the film on Wednesday. Mayor Juranamo has stated that this BuzzJack Year will be Brokebacks Top 20 comeback in the BuzzJack Song Contest.

 

They are pulling out all the stops to ensure that Brokeback Mountain enters the contest with a bang but convincing Agnes Carlsson, Remi Nicole and Colbie Caillat to compete in a desirable all-female National Final Selection. Two other artists will be included, but they are as yet to be revealed.

 

Agnes commeted saying that she is "really excited to have been asked to possibly represent a country that she loves, and to hopefully take that country back into the higher reaches of the Scoreboard."

 

Ms Caillat has stated that she is "tremendously excited at the prospect of possibly representing Brokeback Mountain as she is yet to reach the Final of the contest in her two prior attempts and would love to do it for a country named after one of her all-time favourite films."

 

Remi has exclaimed that she "would love to represent this fine country again. The deluded BuzzJack World may not have taken well to Rock 'N' Roll, but i'm sure they will love Standing Tears apart."

Love Love Mountain

 

It has been confirmed that Brokeback Mountain will be sending Agnes to the 20th BuzzJack Song Contest at Disco Heaven in Kathaldazia. This is a bid to get Brokeback Mountain back in the Top 20 for Contest 20. After suffering their worst result yet in the last BuzzJack Song Contest in Numayania, Mayor Juranamo has decided that he is going to pull out "all the stops" to ensure a second Top 20 finish by signing a contract with Agnes for BJSC XX who has reached the Top 10 of the Contest with On And On and WON the 13th edition with smash hit Release Me.

 

Other artists under consideration included Colbie Caillat, who represented Dalisska with Battle in BJSC X and Kylienips in BJSC XI alongside Jason Mraz with Lucky. She failed to qualify in both attempts which is thought to be the reason why she was ultimately rejected by the country for a second month in a row. Remi Nicole was also considered, failing to qualify with the hugely catchy Rock N Roll for our very own country in BJSC XIV. Standing Tears Apart has not been recieved very well accross the BuzzJack world which is though to be the reasoning behind her not winning the contact for Brokeback Mountain in BJSC XX.

 

Agnes has commented on becoming selected, say that she is "absoloutely ecstatic that i get to represent such a phenominally underperforming country in this stunning contest. I hope to do my best, and whist i don't expect to win, i will do my best to ensure that this country get the Top 20 position they deserve with the insanely catchy Love Love Love."

 

Brokeback Mountain have recieved some criticism through sending Agnes to the BuzzJack Song Contest with the Medofestivalen Final song, Love Love Love - it has been branded "laughable" by one nation for example. Mayor Juranamo has commented, stating how he "doesn't see how Love Love Love is any more laughable that Stay The Night was last month, and that came 2nd. This track did not perform as well in the Swedish selection process and has not performed as well in charts across the country. There are certainly more laughable entries in the shape of Miley Cyrus and The Saturdays, so Agnes should not even be considered in that category".

 

New Flag Revealed

 

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In a press conference today, Mayor Juranamo decided to reveal the glossy new flag of Brokeback Mountain. It is hugely similar to our old flag so will be easily identifiable - the only difference is that it has a BM instead of a J. The flag is also more sharp than the old one as it is less pixelated.

Yeah, Remi And Colbie Are Stars Again

Once again, Colbie Caillat and Remi Nicole have been snapped up for Brokeback Mountain's National Final. In the race to Numayania we have a what we believe to be winning line-up of Colbie Caillat, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Remi Nicole, Star Pilots and The Yeah You's. Most have previously been entered for other countries before...more on this closer to the show.

 

New Flag Designs To Be Announced.

The new Brokeback Mountain Flag designs will be announced tomorrow evening.

Edited September 16, 200915 yr by Brokeback Dan

First leg of their tour The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart take their first stop at BrokeBack

 

Remi-nd Us To Do Better In 22!!!

 

It has been announced that Brokeback Montain are going to step it up a gear in the upcoming 22nd BuzzJack Song Contest in Pangolin, Lorikeet. Remi Nicole represented the country in Numayania with her almost-hit Go Mr. Sunshine in the 21st Contest. It finished 28th out of 29. Pretty much the bog standard for Brokeback Mountain, but a laughable achievement when Mayor Juranamo said the country was stepping up a gear. Ms. Nicole also managed to qualify for the BuzzJack Song Contest Best Of XI - XX Rejects in Torchwood with her single, Rock 'N' Roll. This track failed to qualify for the final in the 14th contest hosted by Herzebania, despite the belief by many that it would be the countries forst Top 20 placing since debuting in the 7th contest. It did however, manage to qualify for the Rejects contest for this era after gaining enough Tie-Break points. Once again, Remi was glue to the bottom of the listings, finishing 25th out of 25 competitors, 12 points away from 24th place.

 

This time round, Mayor Juranamo has, previous reps for our country, Ash and Feeder lined up. As well as Paramore, who finifhed 11th in the Rejects competition with Ignorance, Vanessa Carlton and Mika lined up.