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I'm quite loving this generic electrobitch at the moment. Her personality is so LOL as well, she says she's a conservative Republican born-again Christian but her lyrics are so overtly and awfully sexual that it's really quite fantastic. Oh, and she's actually autotuned TO DEATH. She makes Paris Hilton sound unplugged, I think even spoken word sections of songs are autotuned.

 

BUT YES, she's released an album called 'Superficial'. It does not include amazing song Body Language (which samples the same Yazoo song as If This Is Love sampled, for Saturdays fans who wish to target their vitriol at something) oddly enough, but she's spent $2 million of her own money hiring Cathy Dennis, Steve Morales et al to try and create pop perfection. She's ended up with an album so generic and awful that it's actually amazing (see also: Party In The USA, Diva). SO YES. Discuss if you get a chance to hear the album, tis on Spotify. Or just listen to my Heidi Montag playlist lolz.

 

I love how her boyfriend claims this album release is the most important since Thriller.

 

1. "Look How I'm Doing"

2. "Turn Ya Head"

3. "Fanatic"

4. "Superficial"

5. "More Is More"

6. "One More Drink"

7. "Twisted"

8. "Hey Boy"

9. "My Parade"

10. "Blackout"

11. "I'll Do It"

12. "Love It Or Leave It"

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$2 million wasted. Cathy Dennis saw her coming. I could have written Fanatic myself.

 

Anyone even considering purchasing this should check themselves into a mental clinic. It's an offense to call this music. I have just got through the tracks on her youtube channel. They're an exact replica of the last 5 Britney Spears singles - all autotuned sounding like a robot and fauz-futuristic. And hyper-sexual, robo-funk. WORST ARTIST SINCE NICKLEBACK!

 

Why do people think they have a right to make pop music?

She is AWFUL. I despised her on The Hills & I'm A Celebrity. Lauren Conrad/Audrina were sososo much better.

I LOVE Heidi. Easily my favourite cast member of The Hills (I wish lauren would just jump off a cliff tbh)

 

It's been so long coming, and it's so trashy and terrible and everything I expected :wub: SHame she didn't include BL & Fashion: I've always maintained her version is better than Gaga's.

LOLZ. She apparently is addicted to plastic surgery as well. Oh well.
Ahhh, Montag. Such a waste of oxygen. Body Language is epic though, just so hideously awful it's wonderful.
Not a bad album, My Parade is AMAZING.

I just saw on E! Entertainment the other day that she has recently undergone 10 plastic surgery procedures in a single day!!!

 

Apparently she spent all her money (around USD 30K) on those procedures and she is now literally broke. They also talked about how convinced she was that this (plus her so-called strong debut album) is going to launch her career big time etc. etc.

 

Someone bring some originality back to the pop industry please! :puke2:

 

Is it just me, or does Body Language sound like If This Is Love by The Saturdays? Same producer?
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Is it just me, or does Body Language sound like If This Is Love by The Saturdays? Same producer?

It samples the same Yazoo track :P Did you read the opening post?

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I just heard some of the album on Spotify.

 

LOLLLL @ it.

I know! :wub: I'M IN LOVE

It sold 658 copies 1st week :lol:.

Ooops, $2mil down the drain.

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Hahaha ooops, I'm sure this is just a momentary blip right Heidi? She is like totaly the next MJ don't you know.

 

Does that mean she too will *insert possible libal causing statment here*

LMFAO! Kevin Federline sold more didn't he?! :mellow:

 

:rofl:

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