I ADORE Sue Sylvester. Admittedly she has become a former shell of herself in recent episodes possibly due to the more serious and emotional direction the storylines have been taking. That aside she has come out with some of the best quotes on Glee imo. That and her journal and she is a LEGEND <33333

 

 

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Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strenght up when you menstrate. Will: I don't menstrate. Sue: Yeah neither do i.

 

"Are these your droopy white granny panties, Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Because if you are, I think there’s a special school that would better address your needs. And I think that school is in Thailand."

 

"I have reasonable confidence that you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're no good at -- right next to having a marriage; running a glee club; and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make you look like a lesbian

 

Oh hey there William, I thought I'd smell cookies wafting from the ovens of your little elves that live in your hair"

 

''I am going to create an environment so toxic no one will want to be part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple and salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing could grow there for 100 years. Know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs.''

 

Sue Sylvester: Alright everybody listen up. When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black shiny thing

Will Schuester: That's called a piano, Sue

Sue Sylvester: Santana, Wheels, Gay Kid. Come on, move it! Asian, Other Asian, Aretha, and Shaft.

 

Sue Sylvester: [Writing in her journal] Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then at Cheerios practice, disaster! It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver! That quiver will lose us Nationals. And without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements. And without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft. Glee Club. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers, it only comes back stronger, like some sexually-ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything, only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens. Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course it's not me. It's Will Schuester! What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? It's coming clear to me now. If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man.

 

I LOVE the journal readings and entries. They better have written this in a real journal, so they can auction it off after the very last episode of Glee ever... I can imagine a sequel for the Journal in the same vein as Lisa Kudrow's 'Web Therapy'

That Web Therapy thing seems quite awesome! Never heard of it before.

Come to think it the legendary Lisa Kudrow needs to appear in Glee as some sort of nemesis of Sue Sylvester :kink:

Haha. That'd be AMAZING! Maybe they can have a battle or something over the internet! Lisa with her 'Web Therapy' character and Sue with her journal! ha. *dies*

Sue's Journal needs to appear more often. It is AMAZING

I'd so love to purchase it :kink: But i obviously won't have so much money :lol: Anyways, the actress who plays Sue might do copies of it by writing it over and over again anyway :kink:

Sue is just f***ing amazing, I think she is one of my best characters in any tv show ever! I never fail to laugh when she speaks

I'm amazed the actress playing her has never had any big roles like this before (to my knowledge at least).

 

Btw she was even on 'Friends' in one of the last episodes too, only played like one minute though :cry: :heart:

I'm amazed the actress playing her has never had any big roles like this before (to my knowledge at least).

 

Btw she was even on 'Friends' in one of the last episodes too, only played like one minute though :cry: :heart:

She's was a main character in Role Models and 40 Year-Old Virgin, I think those films were the break-out roles for her. She's also starred in the L Word, while that isn't as massive as Glee, it still has a large cult following. While I don't think Glee is her break-out role, it did take Lynch and turned her into a household name.

 

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I love Sue's journal. It's great seeing the entries on the show, I really hope they release it one day. :heart:

She's was a main character in Role Models and 40 Year-Old Virgin, I think those films were the break-out roles for her. She's also starred in the L Word, while that isn't as massive as Glee, it still has a large cult following. While I don't think Glee is her break-out role, it did take Lynch and turned her into a household name.

 

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Don't forget 'Two And A Half Men' :wub: She was amazing in that.

She's in Gilmore Girls Season 1 as a nurse. I squeed when i saw her :kink:

She's in Gilmore Girls Season 1 as a nurse. I squeed when i saw her :kink:

 

I always love it when someone I adore from another show pops up on another even if it's just a small part :lol:

I'm going through Dawson's Creek atm and so many of my faves have a guest part :heehee:

 

She actually has a role in that though I'm not up to that season yet :o

She was also in The X Files! I'm going to have to watch that eppy to refresh myself.

She definately got around a bit before Glee!

Me too, i love it! Usually its a case of how the f*** do i know them :thinking: before it clicks :lol:

She was also in one of the last episodes in the final season of 'Friends' as a realtor. :o