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"Joey Essex has allegedly signed a six-figure record deal and has already recorded his debut single.

 

The Only Way Is Essex star is said to have laid down vocals for a track titled 'Reem', which could be available for fans to buy this summer and will be distributed by 360 Records.

 

"We've produced a fun club track that Joey is very proud of," the News of the World quotes Essex's manager as saying.

 

A source added: "The The Only Way Is Essex cast are all household names now - especially among teenagers who buy music online. Joey could have a big hit on his hands."

 

The song is thought to feature the 20-year-old rapping and will include lyrics such as: "I wanna look reem, smell reem, be reem" and "No carbs before Marbs!""

 

Hahahaha cannot wait for this.

 

NO CARBS BEFORE MARBS!

What? Who? Why? Fucking hell. This reminds me of Brian Belo's non existent Yogurt Top.

I've never been more scared of a song in my life.

Such a sexy bastard.

I love him on TOWIE (Thomas The Tank Engine yougurts :rofl:) but doubt the song will be any good...

OH DEAR GOD

Why? Really hope it doesn't do well in the charts.

Talking about Brian Belo, the twins he liked. They had a No26 Hit with 'Barbie Girl' in October 2007. Awful or what

The original Barbie Girl was a MASTERPIECE though. And no I'm not being ironic. So in that way it was even worse.

Oh my f***ing God. :mellow: Seriously?

And it's here;

 

 

Hahahahahaha, it's hilariously bad.

Edited July 9, 201114 yr by Jack

I'm sorry LOL but I think that's pretty good! The female sung bits at least are actually quite gorgeous. The rest is above average for chavvy dance in 2011. It kind of reminds of Satisfaction by Benny Benassi updated for 2011 haha. It's not really his song though is it?

It's not that bad, but the whole 'look reem, smell reem, feel reem' thing is awful! :lol:

I can definetly see it being at the very least a Top 40 hit seeing how huge TOWIE is right now. I'm not too ashamed to admit I like it, but then I am a huge Essex fan.

This is hardly 'Joey Essex'... he sings about 4 words in the whole song :mellow:

 

The ending is hilarious though :lol:

Stone cold mess.

Still championing Dirty Kissin' for song of the year then Tirren? :D

What's Dirty Kissin'? :D

:lol: i love it

 

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And so Cher Lloyd has competition for the worst 'song' I have ever heard...

I love both this and 'Swagger Jagger' :( What's wrong with me?!