Well I'm just glad that I've made it this time around!

 

(we considered doing this about six months ago or so and I was nowhere to be seen!)

62. Sabrewulf 2039 (24.7%)

Sabrewulf really likes playing video games, he's mostly a Nintendo fan although he has played Sony consoles too. He actually was not overly into music until he came to this forum but thanks to the Buzzjack song contest he's heard plenty of different songs he wouldn't have heard if he hadn't joined. Oh and he likes TV too. Not so much into sport really.....*This really needs to be updated soon :P* (Thanks to Sabrewulf's profile for all of its help writing this commentary.)

 

GOD that is so old I really need to change that. I typed that around when I first joined Buzzjack. :blush:

 

Kind of miffed people still don't know me, even vaguely. :(

 

I'm going to the store to buy some cyber panties I can swing around in the lounge or something.

Edited March 29, 201213 yr by Sabrewulf

Remember those predictions people. The next 10 COMING UP. (Lots of these next few people haven't posted in AGES, so bare with and please mourn for my poor memory.)

 

50-41

 

50. Shelli Louise Po 2393 (52.2%)

At the half-way point is the whirlwind of crude, spammy irrelevance that was Shelli Louise Po. Despite being rather amusing for a few months (in my humble opinion, of course) Shelli's desperate attempts to gain attention by posting threads about her many conquests, their penis size and claims of numerous STIs (and other trials and tribulations of a 2011 skank) quickly grew tiresome, and when she realised this she thankfully pissed off. Cynics among us would suggest she was probably a spotty 14 year-old boy sitting in his room, inventing a woman who was everything he was not - sociable and able to have sex. Despite that, "she" still garnered quite a following.

 

49. Kiseki/Matty 2426 (25.6%)

Another golden oldie who has been rather quiet over the past year is Kiseki, or 'Matty' as he was allegedly known in "real life." Shakira loon and one of the seemingly many Welsh members we have on Buzzjack (which is NEVER a bad thing), Kiseki spent a lot of his time on Buzzjack bigging up Korean/Japanese artists and referencing the Oricon chart in almost every thread that had nothing to do with it. He and Oricon would therefore get on like a sushi bar on fire.

 

48. TheFletch 2518 (48.1%)

Fletch is probably best known these days for posting porn in the Anastacia forum - allegedly the first time anybody in there had heard of sex (A shocked and beige Suus reportedly said, "Thank you".) He was pally with Roo and Jake and posters of that ilk and has presumably moved onto bigger and better things because he hasn't posted for a good year now.

 

47. Jacky boy/JBM 2614 (37.7%)

Last seen in Sheffield's Boots store by a witty and good-looking admin, Jacky boy was bitchy, gay, generic and used lots of emoticons (especially the HORRIBLE :) ) - but it is for being downright rude about people with disabilities that he will probably be remembered for. Somebody will have to fill in if they remember the story, but I recall it had something to do with eyes and he dug himself a big hole by saying something horrible and then eventually ran away in shame.

 

46. JonieWonie 2699 (29.3%)

Talking of gay, generic and rude, we come to the BABE who was Joniewonie. Known for being bessie mates with the previously-mentioned Mikal, Jonie was practically Shelli but a few years before that acne-ridden teenage boy invented her. One might suggest that his tales of sexual conquests and generally crude and rude behaviour were just to make up for his crushing LACK of a love life. Whatever the truth about him was, he was a good laugh when he dropped the spammy and slutty bravado and I'm sure even today Mikal still weeps for the times when Jonie used to ask to f*** him.

 

45. Disposable Hero/John 2748 (49%)

Coming in a massive 40 places higher than his dad is JOHN, or Disposable Hero as he often called himself - spawn of the delightful Mushymanrob. Last seen posting in 2009, John was the Chrisfishlock of the very old days - a huge fan of rock music and NOT a fan of most of Buzzjack's general diet of music, with a (supposedly hereditary) tendency to moan. He was a lot less well-known that his dad, but was mod of the Rock forum regardless, and posted almost half of his total posts in this forum.

 

44. Bray 2779 (7.7%)

AT LAST, A MEMBER WHO IS STILL HERE. Bray started out as a frustrating, smart-arse know-it-all and hasn't really changed a lot since (except these days he's managed to add a sense of humour and maturity into the mix.) He is very much following in Tirrun's footsteps, which can only mean horrible and terrifying things for the Lounge's future. I'm assuming the reason so little of his posts are in the Lounge is because he spends 50% of the time being an iLoon and another 40% slapping down other iLoons - the latter of which is much appreciated.

 

43. Alias 2885 (39%)

Alias is an old-skool poster from the days of CoolClarity and PopTrash - friends with Chapstick and still an occasional visitor who is often hilarious. Aside from the odd post now and then, most recently he was the starter of the "Retarded Facebook Statuses" thread. I wish I could say more, but my memory is srsly struggling with a lot of these people. Apols.

 

42. Spiral 2886 (50.7%)

Another poster who seems to use the site a lot less than he used to, Spiral was stuck in the 1990s - refusing to believe that the Spice Girls were over and that anything post-millennium ever truly existed. A lovely chap who could give Gary a run for his randy money in the sex-starved stakes, if it weren't for his gradual decline in use, he had TRUE POTENTIAL to flourish into something amazing.

 

41. La La Land 2930 (34.7%)

Around post-Teletubbies but pre-Demi Lovato, La La Land is another very old-skool poster who was friends with Mushymanrob, his girlfriend Daylight Dancer and posters of that general ilk. She is still around occasionally today to cut a troll down to size or to start one of her many random threads. (Previously: 'Phlegm', 'Express yourself in smilies only', and 'Natalie Cassidy'.)

OMG JDL (or whatever Jackie boy's name was. JBM?)

 

Since when was Shoat an acne-ridden teenage boy?

OMG JDL (or whatever Jackie boy's name was. JBM?)

 

Since when was Shoat an acne-ridden teenage boy?

JBM. JDL was a whole other "thing."

 

Shoat was never an acne-ridden teenage boy...

Your Shelli commentary SUGGESTED AS MUCH

Your Shelli commentary SUGGESTED AS MUCH

Only if you believe rumours my dear.

PFFFT. FUNKILLER

Who is this Kiseki that makes me look like a wannabe Asian? -_-

#44. Not bad, was starting to think I hadn't made it in at all. Any other notable iLoons still to come?

#44. Not bad, was starting to think I hadn't made it in at all. Any other notable iLoons still to come?

Not that I recall. Chart regulars aren't often Lounge regulars too, so you are one of a few.

Not that I recall. Chart regulars aren't often Lounge regulars too, so you are one of a few.

 

I do try.

The last set of 10...

 

40-31

 

40. *Trouble* 2969 (10.6%)

Trouble aka Laura likes listening to Pink, posting about Pink, going to Pink's gigs, following Pink, camping outside Pink's house and posting pictures of herself in the gallery. Also an avid photographer (see her work in the Graphics forum), if anybody wants to know what Pink is currently up to, Laura can send you a current photograph of her within minutes for a small fee (locks of hair or a DNA sample would incur a higher fee, but is by no means more difficult.)

 

39. Callum 3031 (61.8%)

One of the Lounge's worst trolls was Callum, a "good-looking" "chav" who did what all trolls do the best and barely left the Lounge in order to boast about "his" "sex life", "his" social life and air "his" thoughts on important subjects (such as 'Rate your looks out of 10' and 'Hairy Women') in barely understandable type. "His" high post count in the Lounge (a HUGE 62% of "his" overall posts) is probably due to "his" casting in Buzzjack's version of Big Brother in 2007. It was alleged that Callum was actually invented by whoever created that most famous of Buzzjack trolls - Dubs. When this was put to "him", Callum asked that we delete "his"photos and eventually left the site.

 

38. Y!kes 3107 (17.9%)

Moody Mackem Mykul was a rock fan, footy fan and all-round nice guy who probably posted most in the Blur/Gorillaz forum when it was a thing, as part of a clique which included myself, Jester, Damon, Ryan and (occasionally) Tirrun. Though his input in the Lounge is largely minimal these days, he can often be found in the Sports forum discussing men and their balls. Rumours that he and Damon are in a relationship have been confirmed (by me.)

 

37. Mark (his first account) 3267 (% not available due to missing data)

A lot of hoo-hah often surrounds members of management but no one more so than MARK - who famously stripped off on cam in the Chat Room whilst drunk and in the morning deleted himself from the site in shame. Nonetheless, he remained as a GM and set up a new account which is still around today, despite the fact that management came to their senses and forced him to stand down from his position years after the incident. He currently runs Buzzjack's group on lastfm. Mark makes #37 in the list with his first account, his second account quite rightly avoiding the Lounge - presumably in fear of scorn and teasing.

 

36. Jonjo 3329 (8%)

Surely one of the most likeable members on the site, R&B mod Jonjo is a two-time winner of the ‘Most Improved Poster’ award – meaning that, at some point, he was deemed bad enough to massively improve two years in a row. He is inspiration for any young jkac or Lee Wallace though, as these days you’d never guess he was anything more than a NICE PERSON.

 

35. Joao. 3346 (19.4%)

I am sensing a theme of young members who began TERRIBLY and matured into something rather good. Joao (pronounced Joaoaoaoaoaoao) started as the very worst type of music forum poster – a loon for a singer who has NO HOPE. In worshipping JoJo (new album due: 2023), he was written off by many as no better than a delirious loon, yet triumphs in 2012 by being older, wise and (most importantly) more popular.

 

34. Harve 3358 (31%)

I haven’t had much of a chance to get to know Harve, but what I DO know is that I am rather fond of the name ‘Harvey’, and that he seems to have the most fascinating of lives – involving every Brookside storyline you can think of, and probably more - DESPITE living in the arse end of nowhere. Go into scriptwriting Harve, the TV world needs you.

 

33. RabbitFurCoat 3463 (17.8%)

It is not often you come across a genuinely nice, patient and likeable poster who is as equally witty and scathing at times, but RFC – birth name ‘Mark’ – is one of those. He started off as a GM/Admin type on BJ’s rival site CHC (we all make mistakes) and when the furore between the two forums settled down, made a name for himself here – quickly shooting up in popularity, power and rumoured Dandy* love trysts.

 

32. AaronTM 3637 (15.6%)

There was a time when AaronTM (born ‘Beverley Knight’) – genuinely one of the most likeable posters we’ve had – was moderator of most of Buzzjack and seemed destined to follow in the footsteps of many Lounge mods before him and make it into management. (Indeed, some would say he DID.) However, with the help of some fellow BJ members, he got a life and is these days much more at home playing at First Lady and throwing shade at the dregs of Buzzjack society on the odd occasion he treats us with a visit.

 

31. The Royston Poisoner 3740 (52%)

The Royston Poisoner – real name Lucy- was a rock fan who was quite a regular in the old days but has not been seen since 2007. Her brother elpresrocket rather famously called someone a ‘vile pig’. Needless to say, Lucy was a much nicer person. Her being so high on this list may come as a surprise to people who remember her, but she was a member of this site when we had many less forums, and the default place to post was the Lounge – hence 52% of her overall post count being in here.

The 30 posters left in ARE:

 

Cassidy

Chris.

David

Gary

gooddelta

GrAmii

Grandwicky

Jack

Jake

JamesP

Jark

Jester

Josh

Kelly

Liаm

Mart!n

Matt Aloud

Pavel

Regina

Ricky

Rooney

Ryan

Shoat

Silas

Silver Rocket

Simon.

Slick

Tim Barnes/Craig

Tirrun

Tyler

70-61

70. Davi!dObow!3 1949 (24%)

Did anybody know that David hasn't posted since 2010? Anybody? No? OK. Regardless of the vanishing act nobody noticed, I remember when David was dressing up as women in "school plays" (see the gallery for evidence) and cavorting with that most infamous of Buzzjack's dregs - Matt with dot. Perhaps it's not surprising then that these days he prefers to lay it low.

 

I have since become a 'lurker'. I still visit more or less everyday, but I seem to have grown out of it somewhat. I am astounded I am so high up the list.

32. AaronTM 3637 (15.6%)

There was a time when AaronTM (born ‘Beverley Knight’) – genuinely one of the most likeable posters we’ve had – was moderator of most of Buzzjack and seemed destined to follow in the footsteps of many Lounge mods before him and make it into management. (Indeed, some would say he DID.) However, with the help of some fellow BJ members, he got a life and is these days much more at home playing at First Lady and throwing shade at the dregs of Buzzjack society on the odd occasion he treats us with a visit.

HA. How crass. Kudos to you though, most of this commentary is GOLD. (babe, catch me in the slipstream. passing by the fools who just don't know.)

32. AaronTM 3637 (15.6%)

There was a time when AaronTM seemed destined to make it into management. (Indeed, some would say he DID.)

André in TMI bottoming admission OUTRAGE

32. AaronTM 3637 (15.6%)

There was a time when AaronTM (born ‘Beverley Knight’) – genuinely one of the most likeable posters we’ve had – was moderator of most of Buzzjack and seemed destined to follow in the footsteps of many Lounge mods before him and make it into management. (Indeed, some would say he DID.) However, with the help of some fellow BJ members, he got a life and is these days much more at home playing at First Lady and throwing shade at the dregs of Buzzjack society on the odd occasion he treats us with a visit.

Oh my.

André in TMI bottoming admission OUTRAGE

SOME WOULD SAY.

Some being U (I KNOW YOUR SORT)