Pavel please, just shut up for the sake of the entire BuzzJack :D

Again, continuing to sustain this conversation which you clearly find so pointless. If you shut the f*** up, I wont reply. Comprende?

We agree on something. Yay. This whole thing is becoming less oddball argument and becoming repetitive and tedious, thus spoiling one of the best rundowns we've had in a while.

 

Slick's capable of re-opening it when he wants to continue it.

Weeeee! Blasts from the past all over the shop over the past few pages lol...

 

Looking forward to seeing the rest of the countdown anyway. Think I know everyone on it. I thought I'd be around the #50 mark though, seeing as I've not really posted properly in here since 2008. There was manic posting going on from 2006-8 though. How I managed to clock up over 30,000 posts I'll never know!

So in effect you are dismissing the forum as having gone to the dogs. I suppose you think that's all down to your absence! It's true, your departure was felt like no other since Geri left the Spice Girls. We've been cruising downhill ever since. We haven't even had a Goodbye moment! Not even a Holler!!!

 

 

Only on Buzzjack would we see this analogy!

 

Matt., (hell hath no fury if I get your name slightly wrong) why are you still here?

 

 

Well THANK GOD that is over. I have to apologise to everyone for accidentally bringing up that little bit of sick. I thought I'd left it in 2010.

 

Slick, post some more results so we can have something else to discuss and move onto! :lol:

IT IS TIME.

 

30-26

 

30. Ricky/e-motion 3925 (13.5%)

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002007723/1059410756_not_a_control_freak_mug_p1682621059135262722lnwg_400_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

 

Ricky started out on Buzzjack as a Chart mod with thisispop, but was soon elevated to management where he went on to become Admin alongside Mikey and Phil - playing the role of the one who can spell his own name and the one who is actually here, simultaneously. It would be wrong of me to say that Ricky didn't contribute HUGELY to the site during his time, but towards the end his decisions left a lot to be desired. The dictatorial JBT was brought in and Ricky stood aside to let him sack staff, ruin morale, allow GMs to go wandering around naked on cam and other such naughtiness - all for the promise of "an interview with a singer one day." Consider Ricky flabbergasted one day then, when JBT left with nothing to show for his empty promises - signalling the beginning of the end for one of Buzzjack's founding fathers. Ricky can now be found at home advising his gerbils on better ways to do their business.

 

29. Liаm 3968 (22%)

http://www.piccadillytshirts.com/images/big/a8016d00m.jpg

 

Liam is the highest member in this countdown who is not an established 'old skooler', so I guess that's an achievement of some kind. Quite how he managed to post so many posts (not only in the Lounge, but on the forum on the whole) and STILL leave me with nothing to say in his commentary would be worrying, if it were not Buzzjack that I was posting on - the site where blandies gather in nests and fester away notching up thousands of posts a year whilst no one notices. He is a LOVELY BOY with a good taste both in music and in men and I will not hear a bland word said against him.

 

28. gooddelta 4061 (7.2%)

http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/THE-SUN-Burning-gingers-so-we-dont-have-to.jpg

 

Every couple of years there is a new era of hugely popular members who frequent these boards that everybody seems to adore and who appears to get on with everybody else too. That tradition started all the way back in OHSIX with Kelly and Jester and it is Gooddelta who carries that torch today. Witty but not offensive, nice but not bland, Rich has ruled the boards over the past couple of years without every having any REAL power (for the purposes of this commentary we'll ignore the brief spell as a GM.) And all that as a GINGER. You couldn't make it up. Make the most of it Rich because Dandy* is coming for you and I hear he's pretty handy with his fists. (IT'S ANOTHER CHERRY BAKEWELL JOKE!)

 

27. Regina 4273 (10.5%)

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/59000/Courtney-Cox-with-a-Foot-Nose-59272.jpg

 

Regina started Buzzjack life as an irritating, deluded and closeted young teen who worshipped at the feet of the least likely female 'icon' ever to appear in a successful horror franchise (and nothing much changed, did it?) Probably most famous - although he may go all Matt with dot on me for saying this - for a very public and very defensive meltdown over his sexuality (YOU'RE WELCOME THOUGH), it is interesting to note that delusional spam appears to be the way that the majority of Buzzjack members start out their lives before developing into normal members of society. There's hope for you yet Reg.

 

26. JamesP 4290 (23.9%)

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/3/37/Young_Snape_DH2.jpg

 

Part of the gruesome twosome and Duo of the Year (RIP) winners 2008, JamesP and Chris were the Lounge's biggest critics in its renaissance period of the Tirrun/Jark/Shoat era. Odd then that nearly 24% of James' overall posts were in the forum he so often lambasted. Maybe it was adoration for the Lounge as it was in the "good old days", or merely just his sniping in any overzealous, overhyped thread that Tirrun decided to start that day - either way, the proof is in the pudding and if James ate this much of it, it surely couldn't have tasted THAT BAD, right?

OHMIGOD at that picture for James. I swear I actually thought how did Slick find that old photo?! for like five seconds.

OHMIGOD at that picture for James. I swear I actually thought how did Slick find that old photo?! for like five seconds.

When I saw it I HAD to use it.

 

The next five will go up tomorrow at some point! I have shot myself in the foot a bit by expecting far too much from myself when I have much life to lead. Apols.

i had to copy and paste the url of that image to find out that it was 'young snape' rather than 'slick broke into jamesp's parents house and stole pictures of james as a child'.

I didn't realise I'd posted so comparatively little in here compared to everywhere else! Ever wondered why I go on holiday to cold countries whilst everybody else flies off to the Mediterranean? It's because that picture sums up my life :drama:

How did I post so much indeed? :lol: Never realised I was that much of a spam whore to be the only non 'old skool' figure in the top 30!

 

I know Regina and thankfully I can promise there will be no 'Matt with dot' dramz, he will be laughing with us on this one!

27. Regina 4273 (10.5%)

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/59000/Courtney-Cox-with-a-Foot-Nose-59272.jpg

 

Regina started Buzzjack life as an irritating, deluded and closeted young teen who worshipped at the feet of the least likely female 'icon' ever to appear in a successful horror franchise (and nothing much changed, did it?) Probably most famous - although he may go all Matt with dot on me for saying this - for a very public and very defensive meltdown over his sexuality (YOU'RE WELCOME THOUGH), it is interesting to note that delusional spam appears to be the way that the majority of Buzzjack members start out their lives before developing into normal members of society. There's hope for you yet Reg.

 

:lol: that picture of Courteney is amazing.

Top Fifty?! Oh my. I never realised that I posted so much (love my little description btw). I don't post much anymore but I scan from time to time

Edited April 4, 201213 yr by Kiseki

Top Fifty?! Oh my. I never realised that I posted so much (love my little description btw). I don't post much anymore but I scan from time to time

How did I forget that you were an Alex Gardener fan too?! Oh I LOVED him and his mediocre voice.

How did I forget that you were an Alex Gardener fan too?! Oh I LOVED him and his mediocre voice.

 

Who needs good vocals when you look like that? I'm still a bit in love with him quite frankly

Edited April 4, 201213 yr by Kiseki

Who needs good vocals when you look like that? I'm still a bit in love with him quite frankly

Who needs good ANYTHING when you look like that? He could give Samantha Brick a run for her money!

SIGH.

Can't believe I missed Matt.'s breakdown. Watch your passwords guys, top bants :D

25-21

25. Matt Aloud 4325 (29.5%)

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/sni/lowres/snin47l.jpg

 

Matt Aloud is another member who racked up a hefty post count just by being nice, chatting about video games, buying CDs and generally blending in without causing a fuss, a furore or a frenzy. Some may call this BLANDIE BEHAVIOUR, but (as we have previously stated) without blandies Buzzjack would just be a swarm of overzealous, egotistical Tirrun types telling each other what to do and isn't that WORSE? Matt previously had a short spell as a Global Mod but is now retired and lives in a caravan near the Gaming Discussion forum, eating chips and watching the tide go out.

 

24. Jack 4669 (17.9%)

http://www.billboard.com/photos/artist/998160-nicki-minaj.jpg

 

Jack has been around for a LONG TIME but he perhaps suffers from the PLAGUE of having an identical name to 17 million other members because I can't for the life of me remember something memorable about him. He likes Rihanna and Nicki Minaj and (as discussed further below) used to talk to some pesky homosexuals named after the mean chicks from Mean Girls, who he probably doesn't speak with anymore (and perhaps is all the better for it.) He probably doesn't care that I can't think of something to say anyway because these days he's out drinking alcohol in real nightclubs and interacting with REAL homosexuals - returning briefly on the odd occasion to pour scorn over the latest braindead troll.

 

23. Simon. 4739 (10.5%)

http://www.unfinishedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Spray-On-Tan-e1291271255718.jpg

 

Simon (part-gayboy, part-mobile phone) was part of the 'plastik' clique which included Mikal, Jack and Jonieboi - a collection of gays who liked "buff tingz" and "generic R&B". He liked to frequent the Sugababes forum back before Keisha had driven everybody away and, according to his high finish in this countdown, he was also fond of the Lounge where the plastiks would meet to discuss butt plugs, fake tan and poppers. These days Simon and his mobile phone are much more likely to be seen on his knees in Canal Street than posing with an interchangeable t-shirt in the Gallery.

 

22. Jake 4941 (38%)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/9/3/1283527666452/ITV-ARCHIVE-006.jpg

 

As much as it has caused me much aggro to do it, this countdown is a time to reflect on the most “infamous” of events that concern the poster in question and for Jake that was the sudden and rather dramatic (by internet standards) way he left his position as Lounge moderator. “Smegmagate” as it has now been dubbed shocked the Buzzjacksphere to its very foundations (Mikey reported “I be alarmed”) when a seemingly innocent photo of a smegma-ridden penis led to Jake being shown the door. He has since got over that little incident and has returned triumphant, instead choosing to criticise Buzzjack, its threads and its posters in a not-unbitter fashion whilst insisting that he’s really not “bothered” either way.

 

21. Silver Rocket 5445 (14%)

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24100000/Kim-as-Samantha-Jones-samantha-jones-24117185-500-375.png

 

Dear old Aly here was once voted (somewhere at some point) the poster who had done naughty things with the most Buzzjack members. Add to that a posh accent, a resistance to ever buy himself a drink in a bar, a refusal to ever see the positive side of anything and morals that make Samantha Jones look frigid and you have put together a very nice image of Silver Rocket - who has pulled his knickers up for long enough in the last six years to post in the Lounge nearly 5,500 times. Good effort Alywags.

 

Any old queen can throw their cat about. Samantha Jones was SO MUCH MORE than that.

Haha, I wasn't! I have actually grown up and I am (without sounding creepy) a relatively normal person, I just hate when that 'incident' is mentioned!

 

:lol: LOL