June 11, 20232 yr Author First top 10 in nearly 2 years 🥹 Will update OP soon but thnx everyone who loved Chinchilla!! So happy y’all liked it!
October 26, 20232 yr Author Molly Sandén returns for République d‘Áskorza The nations beloved first winner, Molly Sandén, has returned to BJSC for the fourth time in the main contest (sixth overall) with her incredible track „Vi ska aldrig gå hem“ (We’re never going home). With a sound that reminds you of Robyn, Molly has created a sublime track dedicated to that feeling of a night you never want to end Zd2JtndJwPs We’re in SF1 and would love your support
April 4, 20241 yr Author I need to update this badly But after 6 years we won again!!! AjwWZp0kWnU Enjoy our winning entry Undecided! We cannot wait to welcome you back to Morpeth Cove again
April 4, 20241 yr congrats on the win, you ate with this, such a bop! gone straight onto my playlist, im obsessedd!
April 16, 20241 yr Author It’s been almost a fortnight and I’ve still not actually fully processed this Like Undecided just came on shuffle between Come Over by Dagny and what would have been my entry to 165 except that Botanikka has chosen war and committed a war crime by kidnapping our national hero against her will (not too late to find a non-war crime alternative Addy!). And I just didn’t have it pegged at all as a winner. Or tbh anything more than like 24th congrats on the win, you ate with this, such a bop! gone straight onto my playlist, im obsessedd! Thanks! I’m glad you like
July 16, 20241 yr Author Zur Party? Zur Party! Rd‘Á this month is taking you Zur Party (to the party) courtesy of 6euroneunzig. We hope you enjoy! fAN1LVN53_M
August 3, 20241 yr Author It’s a podium party for 6euroneunzig!!! Herzlichen dank to all who voted for Rd‘Á this month! So happy you enjoyed the ear worm that I have been obsessed with these last few weeks
August 19Aug 19 Author With VTSS finishing in 6th position in Morpeth Cove, giving Rd‘Á our very first 6th place finisher, we have FINALLY achieved every position in the top 10 after 176 contests. Our next target is to finally finish 19th to complete the entire top 30We thank everyone for their support for VTSS/Rd‘Á this month and for their joyful participation in BJSC CLXXVI in our nations capital.
August 22Aug 22 Author Due to high crimes against the Republic, the Herbilorian embassy has been closed. The ambassador and all those whom previously had diplomatic status have been detained pending criminal investigations. Other non-local staff have been deported.All Herbilorian nationals have been ordered to leave the republic within 48 hours. All naturalised Herbilorians have had their Áskorzjan nationality revoked.The Áskorzjan embassy in Herbilore was closed overnight with all staff and the small number of Áskorzjan citizens resident or vacationing in Herbilore evacuated.
October 18Oct 18 Author Wir hoffen, dass du die Gelegenheit genutzt hast, deine Titten zu trainierenLearn German with 6euroneunzig!What about stomach, legs, butt?Was für Bauch, Beine, Po?I train my titsIch trainiere meine TittenPut your comments somewhere else and go f*** yourselfSteck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber fickenI eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lipsIch fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die LippenYou're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscienceDu bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne GewissenI look like an Adonis and who here calls me a doll?Ich seh' aus wie ein Adonis und wer nennt mich hier Püppchen?Fit and skin like honey, very beautiful, simply the pretty one.Durchtrainiert und Haut wie Honig, çok güzel, einfach die HübschePress sixty-nine kilos, you only press in the Slots (editors note: a kind of mini casino usually found on the highstreet, or side street, with slot machines is meant here, Spielo being short for Spielhalle or "play hall" as a literal translation)Drücke neunundsechzig Kilo, du drückst nur in der SpieloYou want women like Dua Lipa, but you're thin like a Stabilo (Editors note: a biro pen)Willst Frauen wie Dua Lipa, doch bist dünn wie 'n StabiloFriend, take it easy, I'll do whatever I feel likeFreundchen bleib mal locker, ich mach' worauf ich Bock hab'I put my feet up and you become a stoolIch leg' meine Füße hoch und du wirst zu 'nem HockerWhat about stomach, legs, butt?Was für Bauch, Beine, Po?I train my titsIch trainiere meine TittenPut your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourselfSteck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber fickenI eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lipsIch fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die LippenYou're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscienceDu bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissenf*** the Insta-filter faces, the Jenners are at workFick die Insta-Filter-Fressen, die Jenners sind am WerkIf we all end up looking the same, Mr. Zuckerberg profits.Wenn wir dann alle gleich aussehen, verdient Herr ZuckerbergMy self-esteem is different, I don't have to bash any betasMein Self-esteem ist anders gut, muss keine Betas bashenI'm having a growth spurt right now, my to-do is smashing fetaIch hab' grad 'n Wachstumsschub, To-do ist Feta smashenI need my proteins, yes, they see a blondeIch brauch' meine Proteine, ja, sie sehen 'ne BlondineI see a rag and he falls to his kneesIch seh' einen Lappen und der geht auf die KnieBend over, you're doing the exercise incorrectlyBück' dich, du führst die Übung falsch ausAll five of my toes have to go into your mouth at onceMeine Zehen müssen alle fünf auf einmal in dein MaulBend over, I'm everything you needBück' dich, ich bin alles was du brauchstSharp tongue, tight tits and a perfect right fistScharfe Zunge straffe Titten und ne 1A rechte FaustWhat about stomach, legs, butt?Was für Bauch, Beine, Po?I train my titsIch trainiere meine TittenPut your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourselfSteck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber fickenI eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lipsIch fress' Dönner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die LippenYou're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscienceDu bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne GewissenWhat about stomach, legs, butt?Was für Bauch, Beine, Po?I train my titsIch trainiere meine TittenPut your comment somewhere else and go f*** yourselfSteck dir deinen Kommi sonst wo hin und geh dich selber fickenI eat kebabs, burgers, fries and don't shave my lipsIch fress' Döner, Burger, Fritten und rasier' mir nicht die LippenYou're what's stuck in my thong, an ass without a conscienceDu bist, was in mei'm Tanga steckt, ein Arsch ohne Gewissen
October 18Oct 18 Author On 16/07/2024 at 21:19, Silas said:Zur Party? Zur Party! Rd‘Á this month is taking you Zur Party (to the party) courtesy of 6euroneunzig. We hope you enjoy! and because we are feelin generous:Zur Party? Zur Party?To the party? To the party?Zur Party? Zur Party?To the party? To the party?Zur Party? Zur Party?To the party? To the party?Zur Party? Zur Party?To the party? To the party?Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?"Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly."Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party."„Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“"To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party."Irgendwo ist heut 'ne Party von 'nem Typ, den keiner kenntSomewhere today there’s a party by a guy nobody knows.Ich trinke nur Alk mit neunundsechzig ProzentI only drink alcohol with sixty-nine percent (abv).Zu siebt im Uber, Junge, fick mal deinen BenzSeven of us in an Uber, dude, go f*** your Benz.Saufen, rauchen und geil ausseh'n, darin sind wir kompetentDrinking, smoking, and looking hot, that's what we're good at.Auftritt einmalig, Outfit nicht blickdichtPerformance unique, outfit not opaque.Wenn ich zur Party komm', werden Männer zu BitchesWhen I come to the party, men turn into bitches.Diese Möchtegern-Hulks nehm'n sich alle zu wichtigThese wannabe hulks all take themselves way too seriously.In der Uni und im Fitness lernst du nicht wie man Clit licktAt university and in fitness, you don’t learn how to lick a clit.Geh mir aus'm Weg, Dicka, mach ma' einen KreisGet out of my way, dude, make a circle.Es ist an der Zeit, dass euch jemand Booty shaken zeigtIt’s time someone shows you how to shake your booty.Und weil der Boden bebt, kommt die Po-Po-PolizeiAnd because the floor shakes, here comes the po-po police.Herr Officer, hab'n sie Handschellen dabei?Officer, do you have handcuffs with you?Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?"Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly."Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party."„Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“"To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party."Egal an welchem Tag, life is a partyNo matter the day, life is a party.Ich feier' oben ohne, meine Hose von Ed HardyI party topless, my pants are Ed Hardy.Weed ist keine Droge, ja, ich seh' das so wie MarsiWeed isn’t a drug, yeah, I see it like Marsi does.Scheiß auf Politik, doch ich ficke nicht mit Nazisf*** politics, but I don’t f*** with Nazis.Beats heiß, Bitches auch, viel Schweiß, ich zieh' mich ausBeats hot, bitches too, lots of sweat, I take off my clothes.Boobie Bounce, gut gebaut wie mein Joint, weißer RauchBoobie bounce, well built like my joint, white smoke.Mucke laut, Boden klebt, alle sind auf Wodka-EMusic loud, floor sticky, everyone’s on vodka energy drinks.Es war erst 'ne geile Party, wenn der erste kotzen gehtIt’s only been a great party when the first person starts to puke.Mische an der Tanke macht sechs Euro neunzig CentMix at the petrol station costs six euros ninety cents.Morgen stell' ich keinen Wecker, dann kann ich auch nicht verpenn'nTomorrow I won’t set an alarm, so I can’t oversleep.Die Nacht ist jung, wir geh'n dumm, meine Bitches mies verklatschtThe night is young, we act dumb, my bitches are badly talked about.Sven lässt uns heute rein, ja, nicht so wie Elon MuskSven lets us in today, yeah, not like Elon Musk.Ich ruf' meine Freundin an und sie sagt: „Was geht?“I call my girlfriend and she says, "What's up?"Ich sag': „Heut ist Samstag“, und sie sagt: „Konkret“I say, "Today is Saturday," and she says, "Exactly."Sie fragt: „Wohin willst du?“, und ich sag': „Zur Party“She asks, "Where do you want to go?" and I say, "To the party."„Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“, „Zur Party?“ „Zur Party“"To the party?" "To the party," "To the party?" "To the party."
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