Music Week report is in :D

Thank the LORD that Beyoncé is going to shift that drag queen. :puke:

Justice has prevaled!

Oh yeaaah, I'm having deja vu back to 2003.

It doesn't mention Paris' album? :lol: ROFLMAOLOLZ.

Shakira is not a drag queen :angry: :P

 

she looks like Shakira on speed when she's in the grass dress in Deja Vu :lol:

Shakira is not a drag queen :angry: :P

 

she looks like Shakira on speed when she's in the grass dress in Deja Vu :lol:

Please don't compare Beyoncé to Shakira. :) :P

please dont compare shakira to beyonce :P

There is lots of info missing from the report, its all so vague, that's Music Week for you

please dont compare shakira to beyonce :P

I didn't. :unsure: :lol:

oh :lol:

 

did you know they are planning a duet :o

Let's wait for the figures before celebrating shakira's demise ;) Plus that beyonce song is poop.

 

Justin is top 20 at the mo as I see it, may be top 10 by sunday, we will have to see.

Oh my. If Shakira is a silent guest in the video I MIGHT just like it. :o :P

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s latest effort Déjà Vu looks set to challenge Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie this weekend, after it was released on physical format yesterday.

 

The track, which debuted last Sunday as download-only at 21, is already on course to topple Hips Don’t Lie, which has been on the UK chart for 11 weeks.

 

I'm not sure if it's

 

Shakira #1 or Beyonce #1

 

Beyonce challenges implies Shakira is ahead.

Beyonce on course to topple, imples Beyonce is ahead? :unsure:

Let's wait for the figures before celebrating shakira's demise ;) Plus that beyonce song is poop.

 

Justin is top 20 at the mo as I see it, may be top 10 by sunday, we will have to see.

But I have waited for her demise for so long. :(

 

COME ON BEYONCÉ. :angry:

I like Beyoncé, but this song doesn´t deserve to be number 1.Anyway, where are Keane???

Other hits missing in action

 

Keane

Matt Willis

Pharrell

Missy Elliott

Field Mob feat. Ciara

Ahhh yeah i'm meant to be checking Matt Willis for one of my friends. :manson:

 

When Song Titles Go Silly

 

the song i hate at this time:

 

'Hips Don't Lie'

There's LOADS of things hips don't do. Most of the things it is possible to do, in actual fact. Why pick on lying? They don't exactly tell the truth either, now do they?

 

That's the thing about hips, they don't say anything at all. They're hips. They don't cry, they don't eat, they don't text, they don't taste lovely on a plate with custard (unless you're a bit nuts, obv), they don't play the kazoo, they don't skateboard and they don't have their own pages on MySpace.

 

You can't plug earphones into them and take all your music with you on long journeys, you can't ring them an hour later than you were supposed to and get them to come and pick you up from a party, and you can't send them to your oldest friend on her birthday, so she can put them in a vase on the mantelpiece and brighten up her living room.

 

In fact, the only thing you can rely on Johnny Hip to do is help your legs move about, and prevent your trousers falling down. And even that last one is only with a lot of help from your bum, credit where it's due.

 

I dont mind if Shakira isnt #1 this week, 5 weeks at #1 and the second biggest selling single of the year is amazing :wub: I don't mind if the crazy in love defect song is #1 :D :P