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the song i hate at this time:

 

'Hips Don't Lie'

There's LOADS of things hips don't do. Most of the things it is possible to do, in actual fact. Why pick on lying? They don't exactly tell the truth either, now do they?

 

That's the thing about hips, they don't say anything at all. They're hips. They don't cry, they don't eat, they don't text, they don't taste lovely on a plate with custard (unless you're a bit nuts, obv), they don't play the kazoo, they don't skateboard and they don't have their own pages on MySpace.

 

You can't plug earphones into them and take all your music with you on long journeys, you can't ring them an hour later than you were supposed to and get them to come and pick you up from a party, and you can't send them to your oldest friend on her birthday, so she can put them in a vase on the mantelpiece and brighten up her living room.

 

In fact, the only thing you can rely on Johnny Hip to do is help your legs move about, and prevent your trousers falling down. And even that last one is only with a lot of help from your bum, credit where it's due.

 

 

well done for being able to copy off the TOTP website! :dance:

 

they obviously didn't and still don't understand the meaning of the song -_-

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Snow Patrol's album is really selling well, surprisingly, to be at #2, one contender for the best Brits album for next year.
There is no other good song that could get to number 1, so I think Sharika should have another week at number 1.
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When Song Titles Go Silly

 

the song i hate at this time:

 

'Hips Don't Lie'

There's LOADS of things hips don't do. Most of the things it is possible to do, in actual fact. Why pick on lying? They don't exactly tell the truth either, now do they?

 

That's the thing about hips, they don't say anything at all. They're hips. They don't cry, they don't eat, they don't text, they don't taste lovely on a plate with custard (unless you're a bit nuts, obv), they don't play the kazoo, they don't skateboard and they don't have their own pages on MySpace.

 

You can't plug earphones into them and take all your music with you on long journeys, you can't ring them an hour later than you were supposed to and get them to come and pick you up from a party, and you can't send them to your oldest friend on her birthday, so she can put them in a vase on the mantelpiece and brighten up her living room.

 

In fact, the only thing you can rely on Johnny Hip to do is help your legs move about, and prevent your trousers falling down. And even that last one is only with a lot of help from your bum, credit where it's due.

 

:blink: :rofl:

 

Other hits missing in action

 

Keane

Matt Willis

Pharrell

Missy Elliott

Field Mob feat. Ciara

 

Also,

Duncan James – Can’t Stop A River

Missy Elliott – We Run This

Stacie Orrico – I’m Not Missing You

 

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Just wait and see the report is not really conclusive, lots of climbers are missing, and for all we know Beyonce could be #1, the report sounds too iffy for me this week.
I want a new #1, but not that dire generic R'n'B rubbish Beyonce is spouting, she's lucky sales are so low!
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I don't think Morrissey and Thom Yorke are top 10 to be honest, the report does not mentioned them in the top 10, they can be anywhere in the top 20.
Trust MW to be so vague, its not very helpful! I hope Keane is Top 5!

When Song Titles Go Silly

 

the song i hate at this time:

 

'Hips Don't Lie'

There's LOADS of things hips don't do. Most of the things it is possible to do, in actual fact. Why pick on lying? They don't exactly tell the truth either, now do they?

 

That's the thing about hips, they don't say anything at all. They're hips. They don't cry, they don't eat, they don't text, they don't taste lovely on a plate with custard (unless you're a bit nuts, obv), they don't play the kazoo, they don't skateboard and they don't have their own pages on MySpace.

 

You can't plug earphones into them and take all your music with you on long journeys, you can't ring them an hour later than you were supposed to and get them to come and pick you up from a party, and you can't send them to your oldest friend on her birthday, so she can put them in a vase on the mantelpiece and brighten up her living room.

 

In fact, the only thing you can rely on Johnny Hip to do is help your legs move about, and prevent your trousers falling down. And even that last one is only with a lot of help from your bum, credit where it's due.

 

You aren't the only one who goes on TOTP you know. :arrr:

01 - SHAKIRA/WYCLEF JOHN

02 - CHAMILLIONAIRE

03 - BEYONCE/JAY-Z

04 - CASCADA

05 - KEANE

 

...It'll probably end up like that.

music report is way too vague this week, a lot if climbers missing. guess we will jus have to wait till later in the week. it wil be a laugh to see were hiltons album charts, i predict a decent 1st week position and then fall down the chart quicker than you can say 'thats hot'! :P TBH if the 1st single only goes no.5 theres not much hope 4 the other singles. she should release screwed next, not turn it up.

Other hits missing in action

 

Keane

Matt Willis

Pharrell

Missy Elliott

Field Mob feat. Ciara

Also,

Duncan James – Can’t Stop A River

Missy Elliott – We Run This

Stacie Orrico – I’m Not Missing You

Missy Elliot has 2 songs out this week then? :o :P

music report is way too vague this week, a lot if climbers missing. guess we will jus have to wait till later in the week. it wil be a laugh to see were hiltons album charts, i predict a decent 1st week position and then fall down the chart quicker than you can say 'thats hot'! :P TBH if the 1st single only goes no.5 theres not much hope 4 the other singles. she should release screwed next, not turn it up.

 

She is not releasing turn it up no more, she is now gonna release nothing in this world as her 2nd single...I think it's a great choice.

 

Justin Timberlake’s Sexyback looks poised to hit the Top 10 by next week, since download-only sales have already this week propelled him into the Top 20.

 

 

 

shouldnt have Timberlake been in the chart this week on import? or are all imports banned from the charts these days?

Missy Elliot has 2 songs out this week then? :o :P

 

she probably has we run this and a co-credit as well if she is turning up on another's hits (like ciara, akon do all the time :lol:)

Please don't compare Beyoncé to Shakira. :) :P

 

is that because in essence they are exactly the same?

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