August 22, 200619 yr When Song Titles Go Silly the song i hate at this time: 'Hips Don't Lie' There's LOADS of things hips don't do. Most of the things it is possible to do, in actual fact. Why pick on lying? They don't exactly tell the truth either, now do they? That's the thing about hips, they don't say anything at all. They're hips. They don't cry, they don't eat, they don't text, they don't taste lovely on a plate with custard (unless you're a bit nuts, obv), they don't play the kazoo, they don't skateboard and they don't have their own pages on MySpace. You can't plug earphones into them and take all your music with you on long journeys, you can't ring them an hour later than you were supposed to and get them to come and pick you up from a party, and you can't send them to your oldest friend on her birthday, so she can put them in a vase on the mantelpiece and brighten up her living room. In fact, the only thing you can rely on Johnny Hip to do is help your legs move about, and prevent your trousers falling down. And even that last one is only with a lot of help from your bum, credit where it's due. well done for being able to copy off the TOTP website! :dance: they obviously didn't and still don't understand the meaning of the song -_-
August 22, 200619 yr Author Snow Patrol's album is really selling well, surprisingly, to be at #2, one contender for the best Brits album for next year.
August 22, 200619 yr There is no other good song that could get to number 1, so I think Sharika should have another week at number 1.
August 22, 200619 yr Author When Song Titles Go Silly the song i hate at this time: 'Hips Don't Lie' There's LOADS of things hips don't do. Most of the things it is possible to do, in actual fact. Why pick on lying? They don't exactly tell the truth either, now do they? That's the thing about hips, they don't say anything at all. They're hips. They don't cry, they don't eat, they don't text, they don't taste lovely on a plate with custard (unless you're a bit nuts, obv), they don't play the kazoo, they don't skateboard and they don't have their own pages on MySpace. You can't plug earphones into them and take all your music with you on long journeys, you can't ring them an hour later than you were supposed to and get them to come and pick you up from a party, and you can't send them to your oldest friend on her birthday, so she can put them in a vase on the mantelpiece and brighten up her living room. In fact, the only thing you can rely on Johnny Hip to do is help your legs move about, and prevent your trousers falling down. And even that last one is only with a lot of help from your bum, credit where it's due. :blink: :rofl:
August 22, 200619 yr Other hits missing in action Keane Matt Willis Pharrell Missy Elliott Field Mob feat. Ciara Also, Duncan James – Can’t Stop A River Missy Elliott – We Run This Stacie Orrico – I’m Not Missing You
August 22, 200619 yr Author Just wait and see the report is not really conclusive, lots of climbers are missing, and for all we know Beyonce could be #1, the report sounds too iffy for me this week.
August 22, 200619 yr I want a new #1, but not that dire generic R'n'B rubbish Beyonce is spouting, she's lucky sales are so low!
August 22, 200619 yr Author I don't think Morrissey and Thom Yorke are top 10 to be honest, the report does not mentioned them in the top 10, they can be anywhere in the top 20.
August 22, 200619 yr When Song Titles Go Silly the song i hate at this time: 'Hips Don't Lie' There's LOADS of things hips don't do. Most of the things it is possible to do, in actual fact. Why pick on lying? They don't exactly tell the truth either, now do they? That's the thing about hips, they don't say anything at all. They're hips. They don't cry, they don't eat, they don't text, they don't taste lovely on a plate with custard (unless you're a bit nuts, obv), they don't play the kazoo, they don't skateboard and they don't have their own pages on MySpace. You can't plug earphones into them and take all your music with you on long journeys, you can't ring them an hour later than you were supposed to and get them to come and pick you up from a party, and you can't send them to your oldest friend on her birthday, so she can put them in a vase on the mantelpiece and brighten up her living room. In fact, the only thing you can rely on Johnny Hip to do is help your legs move about, and prevent your trousers falling down. And even that last one is only with a lot of help from your bum, credit where it's due. You aren't the only one who goes on TOTP you know. :arrr:
August 22, 200619 yr 01 - SHAKIRA/WYCLEF JOHN 02 - CHAMILLIONAIRE 03 - BEYONCE/JAY-Z 04 - CASCADA 05 - KEANE ...It'll probably end up like that.
August 22, 200619 yr music report is way too vague this week, a lot if climbers missing. guess we will jus have to wait till later in the week. it wil be a laugh to see were hiltons album charts, i predict a decent 1st week position and then fall down the chart quicker than you can say 'thats hot'! :P TBH if the 1st single only goes no.5 theres not much hope 4 the other singles. she should release screwed next, not turn it up.
August 22, 200619 yr Other hits missing in action Keane Matt Willis Pharrell Missy Elliott Field Mob feat. Ciara Also, Duncan James – Can’t Stop A River Missy Elliott – We Run This Stacie Orrico – I’m Not Missing You Missy Elliot has 2 songs out this week then? :o :P
August 22, 200619 yr music report is way too vague this week, a lot if climbers missing. guess we will jus have to wait till later in the week. it wil be a laugh to see were hiltons album charts, i predict a decent 1st week position and then fall down the chart quicker than you can say 'thats hot'! :P TBH if the 1st single only goes no.5 theres not much hope 4 the other singles. she should release screwed next, not turn it up. She is not releasing turn it up no more, she is now gonna release nothing in this world as her 2nd single...I think it's a great choice.
August 22, 200619 yr Justin Timberlake’s Sexyback looks poised to hit the Top 10 by next week, since download-only sales have already this week propelled him into the Top 20. shouldnt have Timberlake been in the chart this week on import? or are all imports banned from the charts these days?
August 22, 200619 yr Missy Elliot has 2 songs out this week then? :o :P she probably has we run this and a co-credit as well if she is turning up on another's hits (like ciara, akon do all the time :lol:)
August 22, 200619 yr Please don't compare Beyoncé to Shakira. :) :P is that because in essence they are exactly the same?
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