Omg at the flawless show so far *.*

Hello Clare. Congrats on being the first ever qualifier from Ultraviolenceland. How does it make you feel?

Thanks very much. I feel so happy and proud to be our very first finalist as Ultraviolenceland is an amazing country and I feel so proud to be flying the flag for us.

 

Are you nervous for your performance on Monday?

I am nervous but I think I can pull it off hopefully :)

 

You are not the first contestant from Nashville to represent Ultraviolenceland. Hayden Panettiere also did but fared a lot worse?

Yeah it was a shame as I don't know what went wrong, maybe it's because the other countries don't love country. I think it is a cracking song and I am glad it was a massive hit that it deserved to be in the charts and it should have done way better than it did in the semi finals

 

And lastly where do you think you will finish?

I'm not too sure I'll do that well considering I was bottom of some odds for semi finals but I am just looking forward to an amazing experience :heart:

 

Thanks Clare and good luck in hushkanukia

To finish off tonight here is Clare Bowen performing her beautiful track black roses :heart:

 

 

Thanks to everyone who has been here tonight and watched and I have been Lana Del Swift and goodnight. Also a final good luck to Clare for BJSC :wub:

Also make sure to attend the afterparty with stars such as Taylor swift, Charli XCX, Lana del Rey, Britney Spears, Beyonce, the saturdays, Nadine coyle, Mollie king and more will be :heart:

Next up is dance king Thermo's country next entry. I wouldn't call this their best entry but it is still a good tune and a 10000000000 million times better than that awful racket of rumours so were going the right way. What do you think of this?

 

:dance: :dance: :dance:

The Britney speaking part is aimed at most of you :P

 

First final, last place. Clare is already on her way back home and you're all horrible (apart from a few of you) :(

 

EDIT: can anyone see the video???

Ultra, at least now you know you have the potential to qualify. You can only come back bigger and better :cheer:

There were so many great songs at the bottom but it sucks that it was your first final after so many DNQs as well :( Some of us are used to being bottom table in the final :kink:

Take it as a positive that you got to the final UV, your best result to date! The only way is up gurrrrl. :heart:

I'm actually really surprised/disappointed at how badly this did in the end! Was expecting it to get big points from a fair few people but that just ended up not happening. This is a really lovely song if not something I'd vote for. At least it was a first qualifier for you though ~

Entry Announced: Kinnie Lane- Je Te Suivrai for BJSC74

 

Chart-Run: 4-1

Sales: +190k

 

This month we enter our first ever foreign language entry in the form of Je Te Suivrai by Kinnie Lane :heart:

BJSC APRIL SEMI RESULTS

Here is half of UVLand's semi-final votees

 

1. 10/10 Q

2. 9.3/10 Q

3. 9.1/10 Q

4. 8.7/10 Q

5. 7.8/10 Q

6. 7.5/10 Q

7. Espen 7.4/10

8. 7.3/10 Q

9. Fijotavik 7.3/10

10. Florina 7.2/10

 

11. Sangria 7/10

12. 7/10 Q

13. 6.9/10 Q

14. 6.5/10 Q

15. Terra Avium 6.1/10

16. 5.7/10 Q

17. Numaynia 5.6/10

18. 5.1/10 Q

19. Cumulumbononia 5/10

20. Q 5/10

21. Farahytn 4.9/10

22. 4.6/10 Q

23. Terra Di Campioni 4.3/10

24. Flynnoda 4.1/10

25. 4/10 Q

26. 3.8/10 Q

27. 3.6/10 Q

28. N 3.5/10

29. Ethanola 3/10

30. 2.9/10 Q

31. Tinnmark 2.8/10

32. Thelonia 2.6/10

Kinnie Finishes 25th or 26th

Now time for a Fairytale:

Part 1: Rise Ha Flop

Once upon a time in a land far far away, Kinnie Lane representing Ultraviolenceland becomes a surprise smash. As her fantastic song Je Te Suivrai starts slaying at the start with it being consistently top 10. 25 votes in (over a 1/3 of them) Kinnie is happily sitting in the top 3 smashing all competition away. However though the evil BJSC monsters arrive in full force and knock poor princess Kinnie back down to earth. Kinnie faces a massive tumble with many point drafts (though later on it is realised it is actually droughts) so Ultraviolenceland was feeling quite weak. Well now it's that time where Kinnie defeats the villains and they all live happily ever after. Well...... That don't happen as Kinnie continues to stumble and stumble quicker than Pixie Lott's career though she starts to stabilise eventually. She hopes to finish top 20 for obvious reasons, 22 in connection with a pop legend or 24 as it is my favourite number ever. Though Kinnie is disappointed (plug Chloe howl song here) as she finishes in 25th or 26th which is a massive comedown for her, even though this higher than her original expectations and smashes Clare ha banished from Ultraviolenceland Bowen flop, more was expected after her strong start. Anyway Kinnie's head hurts after all the fallings and the Ultraviolenceland national guardian officials are unhappy. It looks like this story will not end happily ever after.

The end for now

 

Part 2 will be up in about 15 minutes if there is demand or tomorrow if their isn't

Part 2 is called comedown and the headache

EIAFIT: I'm tited, you get patt 2 tomorrow :szz: :zzz:

First post updated with a graph with loads of information and some more information underneath :)

Hope you like it and please comment feedback on it :heart:

Great update Sam!

you do realise you sent 'Swept Away' by Parra For Cuva and not 'Wicked Games' :kink:

 

liking the OP though~

you do realise you sent 'Swept Away' by Parra For Cuva and not 'Wicked Games' :kink:

 

liking the OP though~

Yehesi's wig snatched

'Swept Away' >>> 'Wicked Games' tbh.

 

You seem to have labelled everything after LXX as LXVIII Sam :kink:

Omg muh wev :drama:

Snatching my own entry from me

Looking good there UV :cool:

 

I'mma plan on doing a big update on BJSC but it involves so much digging in the threads arghh :drama:

OMG that song and contest numbers mix up!!!! (Oops, I did it again Britney teas)

 

Also:

http://i58.tinypic.com/2duwlc9.jpg

Hype *.*