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I didn't listen to yesterday's chart as friends were over for dinner, did Jameela mention how Uptown Funk was Mark Ronson's 1st EVER #1? In his insanely long career? (actually a justified statement in his case as his first chart hit was over 10 years ago)
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ACTUAL

 

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Let's face it, it couldn't have been anything else could it? The word ACTUAL has become a Jameela staple, she says it without fail every week on the chart, whether it be in relation to a person, place or song. Some of the lucky celebrities to have had an ACTUAL added to their name are Taylor ACTUAL Swift, Sean ACTUAL Paul, ACTUAL Michael Fassbender, and Lethal Bizzle, ACTUAL Bizzle! Fun times.

 

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Thanks to everyone who read and replied to this thread! :D Shame a part 2 is very unlikely to happen now but this is a great tribute to how much many of us loved Jameela :heart:

#1 to be the 'Actual' list please :lol:
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Bars and Actual Melody was a personal highlight.

 

Oh of COURSE *.* :lol:

 

FULL LIST

 

1. ACTUAL.

2. INSANE.

3. Ed Sheeran’s first EVER UK #1

4. “This song has been in the chart for 31 weeks. I don't even think I'VE been here for 31 weeks!”

5. “after 2 weeks, it’s STILL here”

6. Competitions where people won’t answer the phone with the correct phrase and Jameela becomes flustered

7. Ellie Goulding’s first EVER UK #1

8. Frozen hate

9. GIRL - Ugly Heart

10. “her forthcoming album 1000 Forms of Fear”

 

11. Chris Brown shade

12. Lethal Bizzle, ACTUAL Bizzle

13. Happy - sarcasm - “brand new entry”

14. your love makes me feel like doooo do do do do ("what does this mean?")

15. “the song is called She Came to Give It to You, I hope he's not talking about chlamydia”

16. Gagging noise at Chris Brown or something romantic

17. Fancy at #9, plays it again at #8, corrects herself and announces "ACTUAL 8"

18. “you'll be live on national radio, so please do NOT swear, or I will hate you”

19. “SHUT UP IDINA”

20. Cat noise for a celebrity feud

 

21. “a bit farty” Ten Walls - Walking With Elephants

22. Singing All of Me to pizza

23. the Naked version of Wasted

24. “How does it feel to be ahead of Pharrell Williams and ____?”

25. Talking in a weird voice and then questioning why she’s doing it in the first place

26. “Do I say YG or do I say Yg?”

27. “yay”ing herself at the start of the Chart Update

28. Jason Derulo’s arms

29. Will Heard’s INSANE voice

30. Saying Zak Abel is fit and then getting a reply on Twitter

 

31. Popcorn = Popcaan

32. The Vamps’ new single Celine

33. P!nk and Nate from fun.

34. Singing Changing when the chart update 10-2 wouldn’t work.

35. Rather Be: “this was #1 for four weeks before being knocked off by Sam Smith's Money On My Mind”

36. “this young boy [Ed Sheeran] has so much money, I think he should give some of it to me”

37. Ghost - “it really is fantastic, I’m not kissing bum!”

38. “Lillywood is not one person”

39. Teen Awards performers

40. Armin Van Buuren and Trevor

Does anyone (Bre, looking at you) have an up to date list of all of the 'actual' phrases by Jameela on the show? ACTUAL Will Smith is my favourite.
Number one is the fact she is leaving and we'll hopefully get a more professional broadcaster to do the job.

i don't want to be mean but aren't these just casual and easy mistakes/slips and others just the way she speaks?! every radio dj has it to make themselves distinct

 

i'm sorri for ruining this thread with my over-rated poster ways ;(

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Number one is the fact she is leaving and we'll hopefully get a more professional broadcaster to do the job.

Party pooper.

 

i don't want to be mean but aren't these just casual and easy mistakes/slips and others just the way she speaks?! every radio dj has it to make themselves distinct

 

i'm sorri for ruining this thread with my over-rated poster ways ;(

Oh they are, but it's quite often the way she delivers them/the amount of times she delivers them that make them entertaining :kink:

I imagine if she were to see this she would probably wonder why we have such empty lives, even if it's a bit of a cult thing among the chart forum. :P
may i add, the small fact that i have genuinely met this woman :o
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may i add, the small fact that i have genuinely met this woman :o

 

!!! I am not at all jealous :ph34r:

Does anyone (Bre, looking at you) have an up to date list of all of the 'actual' phrases by Jameela on the show? ACTUAL Will Smith is my favourite.

 

I'll post the (incomplete as I only started it a few months ago) list when I have access to it again :magic: Sadly she seems to have stopped saying it in recent weeks, maybe someone pointed it out to her. :(

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I've got about 15 saved in a document for a part 2, if we somehow get ~25 more before she leaves then we can have part 2, if not then I'll post the incomplete, unordered list :heehee:
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STILL HERE!

 

Even in today's chart climate, we do have SOME new entries amongst the stale tracks! :o Jameela must be so used to all the stale tracks, that even 2 weeks is a long time. She'll even say "after 2 weeks, this is STILL HERE!" :o

I want to hear this from Jameela just one more time before she leaves :wub:

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