04. Jester [12085 Posts]

 

 

Finishing at #04 on the 100 all time lounge posters is former Admin Jester. Jester has been a prominent poster since the beginning of Buzzjack with his popularity rightfully decreasing on a yearly basis (Love you really Matt). Matt is a perfect member to provide advice on how to pull of chinos and his affair with Dandy* caused him to lose weight which is resulting into a weight loss DVD. Matt is less than 500 posts behind #03 so it's possible that next year he will be 03.

Andre' :cry:

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3. 12575 Josh

 

Josh aka Seasons Change. While people may loon over the likes of Rihanna, Lady GaGa and somehow.. The Saturdays, the original BuzzJack stan was Josh, who for a young teenage boy had the unusual obsession with Anastacia. Yes really!!! BuzzJack was often internet schooling for Josh, who learned the difference between youre, your, you and yours thanks to the grammatical legends of Slick, Jester & Kelly. Josh now graces the world of PR, ever preventing celebrity scandals. He still appears fleetingly from time to time to cries of WHO. If I were to compare Josh to poster you all know that would be Griff, because their enthusiasm pre-change of Griff was on un matchable levels. Make of that what you will.

(Rooney)

WHERE is AaronTM huh.

So the #1 here is quite obvious but the question is how far ahead will Tirren be? You'll find out at some point when we find someone to make that last post :o

 

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2. 16853 Conderella

 

Once upon a time there were a full three posters on this site from Mother Russia. There was Arrs who very sadly decided to stop posting over a dispute of some kind which I now don't remember. There was AlexRange who has made constant threats (or should I say offers) to stop posting and has finally made good on that. And there was Pavel who is now the last Russian standing, although if he has any sense he will escape that hole of a country at some point in the near future. It's a dangerous life in Putinland for a homogay (or so I am led to believe). Pavi comfortably takes the number two spot on the Lounge posters all time list, and was until very recently fifth in the all-time posters list, just overtaken by that insufferable spammer Bré. His recent finding love in a hopeless place (i.e. Russia) and newfound obsession with capoeira whatever the hell that is (is it alcohol? I'm going to assume it's alcohol. Yes I Googled it but I don't let facts get in the way) haven't majorly impacted his ever-presence on this website and we can only hope they never will ~

v :clap3: chic ~

What a lovely write up Bal. "mostly" on point tho. I demand a retraction.

lmao these post counts someone really SHOULD break the internet!

 

love matt 2 bits hope he never leaves

Slick wasn't NICE! He was the ULTIMATE SNARK QUEEN and we have been ALL THE POORER FOR HIS ABSENCE!

 

FUCK YOU AARON! (And he probably IS!)

o and PAVTINA AGUILERA i heart u

is qassandra number 1

 

does she need a fan

is qassandra number 1

 

does she need a fan

I can't even THINK!

Oh the irony that those two would be the top two (with around 30% of those post counts coming from the 2014 rate thread)

Oh the irony that those two would be the top two (with around 30% of those post counts coming from the 2014 rate thread)

Hun, 2014 was SPILLED MILK compared to some of the rates of years past!

google friendly warning for cassandra talking about her milk

l o v

 

u wanna

STAN FOR ME

 

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you're hairy cheese?

I was wondering when I was going to appear in this. Amazed that I'm still Top 5! Do you people not POST anymore?

 

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05. 11844 Slick

 

Coming into the top 5, it's the poster who, as far as I recall, was counting down the last of these threads to appear in the Lounge, but yet, as that was a few years ago, has pretty much left us these days, save for odd sightings here and there between certain UK TV threads, like Doctor Who, and certain popstars, I think I saw him the other day actually so hi if you're reading this. Once an admin and pretty much lord of the site along with Jester, it is weird to think that those days were so long ago now, I still remember receiving a PM from Slick saying I had been promoted to a mod and being ridiculously excited over it because when I had just joined the site I'd never been a mod before so I put people at the top of these sites on huge huge pedestals - and he had noticed my existence. I took things like that pretty seriously in 2011.

 

But of course, he was a great and funny poster in his own right, beloved by all (who remained unbanned under him), and a huge part of the forum up until about the beginning of 2013 when he stepped down and just left active posting behind him (probably in favour of having a life, last seen with other former Lounge Mod [REDACTED]/AaronTM). So, due to inactivity he's probably very soon (or even already) to be overtaken by Silas but for this countdown at least he's in the top 5 posters to have ever posted in the Lounge and that's actually almost exactly a quarter of his posts that were made here. The Lounge has lost a stalwart in the last few years. Some of us are still in mourning.

HELLO I AM READING THIS

 

Andre' :cry:

I'm not entirely sure who you are. Are you TYLER? If so I still luv you deeply xx

 

Slick wasn't NICE! He was the ULTIMATE SNARK QUEEN and we have been ALL THE POORER FOR HIS ABSENCE!

 

FUCK YOU AARON! (And he probably IS!)

You say such nice things to me Tirrun!

Great choice of picture btw. I am still slowly working on becoming River Song.