February 14, 20169 yr Seriously Denmark? I swear Berger and Only Teardrops are the only times recently that Denmark have got it right. They're almost as bad as us at f***ing this up
February 14, 20169 yr Seriously Denmark? I swear Berger and Only Teardrops are the only times recently that Denmark have got it right. They're almost as bad as us at f***ing this up What has Denmark got to do with Margaret Berger?
February 15, 20169 yr Bloody hell, Veronicas Illusion making me PAY ATTENTION. What a GLORIOUS BALL OF FUN!!!! This is yearning for a Safura Discotits Remix PLEASE QASSIE!
February 15, 20169 yr Min ranking: 01. Veronicas Illusion – The Wrong Kind - Amazeballs. 02. Anja Nissen – Never Alone - What a fabulous entry this would've been, they really should've invested more on the staging. 03. Lighthouse x – Soldiers of Love - This is one of those you hate and then you love after you get drunk at Euroclub and find yourself singing on top of your lungs at 4am in the middle of Gamla Stan. 04. Muri & Mario – To Stjerner - If only Jessica sung this instead. Also, what kind of stage presentation is this?! 05. Jessica – Break it - Rihanna called, she wants her hit single back. 06. Simone – Heart Shaped Hole - Eurovision ballad 101, no thanks. 07. Bracelet – Breakaway - Redeeming himself from is MF horrid dreck. 08. Sophia Nohr – Blue Horizon 09. David Jay – Rays of Sunlight 10. Kristel Lisberg – Who Needs a Heart hot mess of a national final. Christer to save Denmark next year please.
February 15, 20169 yr I can't think of another Eurovision ballad that's sounded a thing like Heart Shaped Hole. It's hardly What If!
February 15, 20169 yr I'm sorry but it just bored me to death and I felt like I heard that song before over and over again. What is it? 'Love Me Like You Do'? 'Chandelier'? Regardless of what it sounds like, sonically it's a formula that I'm saturated with. Between that or the MOR of the winning entry it's all very pastel and I like my entries to have a bit more spunk to them.
February 15, 20169 yr NEITHER OF THOSE came out with a middle eight as GLITTERING as Heart Shaped Hole! Go hail twenty Nahs for the religious hate crime that was placing Lighthouse X above it in your ranking.
February 15, 20169 yr NEITHER OF THOSE came out with a middle eight as GLITTERING as Heart Shaped Hole! Go hail twenty Nahs for the religious hate crime that was placing Lighthouse X above it in your ranking. I'm sorry but to me it's like preferring Take That to Jessie J. And now I'll be listening once more to Our Lady of Nah instead because WHY WASN'T SHE INVITED TO COMPETE IN THIS NATIONAL FINAL INSTEAD?
February 15, 20169 yr I'm sorry but to me it's like preferring Take That to Jessie J. HATE SPEECH! You are hereby EXCOMMUNICATED
March 17, 20169 yr God, The Wrong Kind is genuinely like my favourite Eurovision-related track since Bombo, seriously. What an absolute BOP. Glad it never got a chance to be chose in reality as none of the 3 superfinalists grabbed me in such a 10/10 that I was gutted when it got f***ed over. NOW BABY WHAT ARE YOU WAIIN GOFOORORRR
March 17, 20169 yr alexrange's thought process for ranking: "okay so looking at the contestants' pictures i already have my bottom 2. now to listen to the remaining ones"
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