May 25, 20169 yr Author REVEALED! VACUOUS REALITY STAR'S SECRET TELEPHONE CALL TO TABLOID NEWSPAPER! Now that sounds just too fanciful to believe....and probably true with regard to (insert C-list celeb name here) :lol:
June 6, 20169 yr CONFUSION AS TRIBUTES PAID TO DEAD MUSLIM Confused Sun readers have been flooding our switchboard after we reported that tributes had been paid to a dead Muslim. Muhammad Ali, who was foreign and black as well as being a Muslim, died on Friday night.
June 6, 20169 yr Author CONFUSION AS TRIBUTES PAID TO DEAD MUSLIM Confused Sun readers have been flooding our switchboard after we reported that tributes had been paid to a dead Muslim. Muhammad Ali, who was foreign and black as well as being a Muslim, died on Friday night. The actual Sun headline is about as tasteless as you can get, making an amusing pun of his death. Chortle chortle. Twats.
June 21, 20169 yr Author Too obvious :lol: the likely headline would be turkish immigrants flood in to rape our kittens within 2 years. Cyprus top politicians interviewed saying their hated historical enemy will get a Cyprus support to join the European union due to swarms of kittens in Cyprus. No way will they veto the country occupying half the island. Not never no sirree...
June 22, 20169 yr VOTE LEAVE - IT'S WHAT MAGGIE AND CHURCHILL WOULD HAVE WANTED - Daily Express PETS TO BE CULLED BY EU ORDER - The Sun The EU is poised to announce new regulations on domestic pets on Friday after the result of the referendum is declared. Any pets which do not meet strict height limits set for each breed of dog or cat will have to be destroyed within three months. Dogs will be forbidden from barking between the hours of 9pm and 7am. These rules are on a secret list of 378 new regulations seen by The Sun. EU ARMY POISED TO INVADE - Daily Mail Thousands of EU troops stand poised to invade Britain on Friday if the country votes to remain in Europe. Their first job is expected to be to welcome boatloads of immigrants as early as Saturday morning. SCOTTISH HOPES REST WITH ICELAND - Daily Mail in Scotland Scotland's Euro 2016 hopes now rest with Iceland as the plucky island nation face England on Monday.
June 23, 20169 yr PETS TO BE CULLED BY EU ORDER - The Sun The EU is poised to announce new regulations on domestic pets on Friday after the result of the referendum is declared. Any pets which do not meet strict height limits set for each breed of dog or cat will have to be destroyed within three months. Dogs will be forbidden from barking between the hours of 9pm and 7am. These rules are on a secret list of 378 new regulations seen by The Sun. If they publish that, Franck Pavloff has grounds to sue for plagiarising Brown Morning.
June 23, 20169 yr If they publish that, Franck Pavloff has grounds to sue for plagiarising Brown Morning. And my defence would be that, as far as I know, I have never heard of either of them :P
June 23, 20169 yr And my defence would be that, as far as I know, I have never heard of either of them :P Brown Morning was a book published in 1998 in which all non-brown dogs and cats had to get killed. The protagonist has his non-brown dog killed, and replaced by a brown dog, but the government then decree that all people who have ever owned a non-brown dog or cat must be arrested. For some reason, despite not having much success upon publication, in 2002 it started becoming popular in France... ^_^
June 23, 20169 yr Author All Scottish papers TRUMP MET WITH MEXICAN FLAGS FLYING OVER HIS GOLF COURSE As Donald Trump visits his golf course, the residents who refused to sell their properties to him for peanuts, and who were publicly insulted individually and specifically by Trump, before having 20 foot earth walls and tree plantations erected next to them so as not to spoil the view from the golf course, put up mexican flags as a show of support against his insulting comments. The flags can be seen from the golf course. Courtesy CNN
June 25, 20169 yr Daily Express. 12-year-old Caucasian girl with eye defect spotted in Burkina Faso. Is it Madeline?
June 25, 20169 yr Author ALL PAPERS TRUMP DIES AT 70 Donald Trump dies at the Golf Course in Scotland. His playing companion makes the mistake of asking him what 12 multiplied by 9 is and Trump's brain explodes under the pressure of doing two things at once. Hillary Clinton is quoted as saying this headline is in very bad taste, as she knows Trump will be following her to the Grave and beyond muttering crooked-Hillary, and this is just playing mind-games with her Presidential hopes.
July 10, 20168 yr Several papers will have two potential headlines lined up for tomorrow BRITISH TRIUMPH AT WIMBLEDON or SCOT MURRAY FLOPS AT WIMBLEDON Apart from pro-indpendence papers in Scotland. They will choose from THIS WIN IS FOR SCOTLAND, SAYS TRIUMPHANT MURRAY or ENGLAND-BASED MURRAY LOSES AGAIN
July 11, 20168 yr Tomorrow will be on the line of May The Force Be With You with Theresa May dressed as either a good or bad person from Star Wars based on if the paper likes her.
July 11, 20168 yr Author Which paper will do a composite picture accompanied by the headline MAGGIE MAY? They'll all be kicking themselves they didn't think of it before you did... :lol:
August 28, 20168 yr This isn't a prediction, just a comment on one of today's front pages. The Mail headline claims that the government has decided to redirect some of the overseas aid budget to the "fight against terrorism". Naturally, they are all in favour of this and claim that it is another triumph for them. They also advertise a free world map for every reader. Presumably, this is to enable readers to mark the countries where people die as a result in the loss of aid.
August 28, 20168 yr Author Yes, the Rags have got worse since Brexit, all puffed up with self-importance thinking their drivel-peddling tosh and lies will in some way force the government to do what they want. As we all know, the government only does what Rupert Murdoch wants, they don't pay attention to any BRITISH power-mad selfish billionaires. Even within their own paper they contradict themselves, eg Brexit in one of the scummy rags they both said Brexit was a marvellous success already (it's not even happened yet so everything to do with the topic is pure speculation) and a few pages later that Business was having problems.
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