August 21, 20168 yr I MAD ETHIS WEBSITE BECUSE HOW MUCH I LOVE TURTLES. IF YHOU HATE TURLES THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND LAEVE THIS WEBITE NOW. THIS IS NOT A WEBSIET FOR TUETLE HATERS. YOU CAN WRITE ME EA EMEAL IF YOU LOVE TURLES. ALSO IF YOU DONT LIEK TURLES OR IF YOU EVEN HATE TURTLES THEN DDONT EMAIL ME ACCAUSE I LL SEND OU A VIRUS BECUAS THATS HOW MUCH I HATE TURLE HATERS. I MADE THIS WEBSITE MYSELF, EVEN THOUHG IAM ONLY 10 YEARS OLD. DONT COPY ME OR I WILL SEW YOU FOR COPYRITE INFRINGMANT. ALSO IF YOU ARE A TUTRLE HATER I WIL LSEW YOU FOR THAT TOO. Jade your website needs this
August 21, 20168 yr Author VOTER #18 OJNOJ 18 Points: ♡ Aeroche ♡ LITTLE BIG - HATEFUL LOVE 15 Points: ♡ Ramrynia ♡ NEIKED - Sexual 13 Points: ♡ FKA FKA FKA π ♡ Mai Lan - Technique 12 Points: ♡ Hendinia ♡ That Poppy - Money 11 Points: ♡ FSR Rontvia ♡ Ortiga - Ilumbarada --- 10 Points: ♡ Republic Of Adonia ♡ Oh My Girl - Liar Liar 09 Points: ♡ FARC ♡ Morgxn - Love You With The Lights On (Monsieur Adi Remix) 08 Points: ♡ Avalonia ♡ Symphobia - I Do 07 Points: ♡ Cor Lupus ♡ The Naked And Famous - Higher 06 Points: ♡ Unovia ♡ Ali Barter - Far Away --- 05 Points: ♡ Greenfroze ♡ Matilda - Ghost 04 Points: ♡ Singerpurear ♡ Fitz & The Tantrums - HandClap 03 Points: ♡ Yehesi ♡ LYRA - Emerald 02 Points: ♡ Dobago ♡ Kida - Ja Kem Nis 01 Point: ♡ Cadelicia ♡ Die Antwoord - Banana Brain Commiserations: ♡ Brechtoria♡ Glades - Her (Loving You) ♡ Hushkanukia ♡ Cardiknox - Wild Child ♡ Espen ♡ CAPPA - Mad About U ♡ New Lexico ♡ King Deco - Castaway ♡ Fljótavík ♡ Kitten - Fall On Me ♡ Thelonia ♡ Dub FX - So Are You ♡ Medhelnia ♡ FMLYBND - Come Alive ♡ Bignia-Zaragovina ♡ Greyson Chance - Back On The Wall ♡ Jadakissnia ♡ FM-84 - Arcade Summer ♡ Altyr Muunilinst ♡ High Contrast & Clare Maguire - Who's Loving You (Part 1) Ridiculously strong final! VOTER #19 SEYETANA http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1bf9fQnHI1qbbb7uo1_500.gif http://i.imgur.com/9jcSLnL.png It's recently come to attention of the Séyetan organisers that our entry this contest, Beware Of Darkness was actually 3 separate Jack White sideprojects harmonising as one, which has made it a dirty cheap entry. This obviously could not stand with our status as #1 Rival Paragon so Séyetana immediately launched a fact-finding team to find out reasons that other entries in the BJSC final were also bad cheap bitches. Points would be awarded to the biggest offenders. Comisserations go to St. Burbia, N DNTN, Pupok, Adonia and Hendinia, who were examined for cheapness but nothing was able to be turned up. The closest we got was that St. Burbia was possibly heard by a couple of wasted 4am clubgoers once but that wasn't quite enough to register. 01 point ♡ Persephonia ♡ TWRR - Water Frozen Reason it's cheap: Persephonia does well in the BJSC icen't a meme for no good frozen. We almost let it go but the cold haunting music bothered us anyway. 02 points ♡ Cadelicia ♡ Die Antwoord - Banana Brain Reason it's cheap: The number 1 exporter of bananas, Ecuador, has been playing Yolandi Visser's lovely vocals on repeat in its banana-packing warehouses ever since release. 03 points ♡ Unovia ♡ Ali Barter - Far Away Reason it's cheap: It was heard, quite loudly mind you, in a rural Tajik convenience store in the distant rocky terrain of Central Asia a couple of years ago. 04 points ♡ Hushkanukia ♡ Cardiknox - Wild Child Reason it's cheap: One member of the Séyetan BJSC commission thought he recognised these guys but he must have been smoking something. Following this mention of a mind-altering substance, all members jumped at the chance for a wild night out with this band, and when they woke up, nursing their hangovers, they all swore the Cardiknox girl yelled something about being 'big in Japan'. 05 points ♡ Syndare ♡ Yoko Ono & Penguin Prison - She Gets Down On Her Knees Reason it's cheap: The mention of a Penguin Prison was quite worrying to the commission, who after some cursory research deduced that every tourist who'd been Antarctica would be familiar with this name. Additionally Yoko Ono was marked as 'quite a strange name for an unknown, especially one with such a rhythmic tune, if she ever shows up on someone else's radar again they'll definitely remember her'. 06 points ♡ Avalonia ♡ Symphobia - I Do Reason it's cheap: It's recently become a classic for wedding ballet parties across a small section of Germany, and its feistiness made it instantly marked for points. It was also responsible for the heart attack of the oldest, most classical-focused and least likeable member of our commission, whose dying words were 'I take it back, give me ABBA any day'. The rest of the committee thanks Avalonia for that. 07 points ♡ Singerpurear ♡ Fitz & The Tantrums - HandClap Reason it's cheap: The fact that this track tells you to clap your hands means that any performance of it is unavoidable with every listener forced to make large amounts of noise so it must be known somewhere. Further research is necessary. 08 points ♡ Harmonica ♡ Meg Mac - Never Be Reason it's cheap: This bold soulful tune has become unavoidable in gospel churches in the American South and is also known to virtually every Irish-American, who are in the process of putting forward claims to be related to this 'Mac'. 09 points ♡ FKA FKA FKA π ♡ Mai Lan - Technique Reason it's cheap: This track clearly invented the internets. The use of a 'gotcha' and 'take computer breaks' cut too deep to the serious lifestyles of the commission and two more of them decided they'd heard far too much cheapness and gave up the ghost (to be entered to BJSC under that title soon). 10 points ♡ Kylienips ♡ Icon For Hire - Supposed To Be Reason it's cheap: I mean, come on, it's Kylienips. Also this is clearly Paramore in disguise. EASY. 11 points ♡ Taahino ♡ Ghost Town - Spark Reason it's cheap: Spark was deemed to have been heard by so many of the afterlife denizens, that this fact and its hard rock awesomeness claimed the lives of three more commission members to the ghost lifestyle so they could listen to this on repeat, leaving merely two alive to look at the last four. 12 points ♡ Usfland ♡ Midnight in Monaco - One In A Million Reason it's cheap: After surveys of rich people on the street in Monaco itself, the two members of the commission left deduced that you would have had to be a one in a million person to have not heard this haunting but slow and obviously popular track. 13 points ♡ Aeroche ♡ LITTLE BIG - HATEFUL LOVE Reason it's cheap: This track turned out to be so yandere that a yandere character was summoned from the anime world to mutilate and subsequently love to death the commission member with the most anime and hardstyle knowledge. The last remaining member quickly scribbled on his notepad 'it's Aeroche so it'll do well and therefore it's cheap' before hightailing it out of the room. 15 points ♡ Fljótavík ♡ Kitten - Fall On Me Reason it's cheap: The first word of this sultry indie rock grower being Trash obviously calls back to the very famous track 'Surfin' Kitten' (obligatory CAT IS THE WORD), such that anyone who follows the mass destructive war of cats against dogs would be widely familiar with this tune. As he was finishing this report, a building, struck by a dog missile, nearly fell on the commission member but he made it to safety to evaluate the last track. 18 points ♡ FSR Rontvia ♡ Ortiga - Ilumbarada Reason it's cheap: Upon investigation it was found that other famous world tracks like Baba Yetu and Shosholoza were only played when Ortiga were not available, oh, and it was played to all corners of the universe upon the creation of the world, so all were knowledgeable of this awesome, lifting track. Such pure forms of cheapness obliterated the last commission member in a blaze of white light. His report was delivered to the Séyetan empress, who is now calling for replacements who'll be a little less anal. (p.s. this was actually a great final, I'm looking forward to the results. I just had a few things to get out of my system)
August 21, 20168 yr Jade your website needs this As if Jades-kool-website wasn't already kool enough *.* Omg slay me with that vote reveal 'concept' Izzles
August 21, 20168 yr Author VOTER #20 JADAKISSNIA http://i.imgur.com/wEgCdlS.png Good evening everyone from Jadakissnia! :hi: This was a ridiculously strong edition of the contest, there were only a handful of songs we actively disliked. Let's start with commiserations as ever, we really wish had enough room to vote for the following: COMMIZ Beaverdonia ♡ Ram-Leela - Nagada Sang Dhol COMMIZ Desbuanda ♡ Suns - Catalyse COMMIZ Thelonia ♡ Dub FX - So Are You COMMIZ Kylienips ♡ Icon For Hire - Supposed To Be COMMIZ Bignia-Zaragovina ♡ Greyson Chance - Back On The Wall As for our actual points, congrats to the following nations: 01 Jukianië ♡ Gnucci - Work! 02 St. Burbia ♡ Zack Knight & Jasmin Walia - Dum Dee Dum 03 Aeroche ♡ LITTLE BIG - HATEFUL LOVE 04 Espen ♡ CAPPA - Mad About U 05 FKA FKA FKA π ♡ Mai Lan - Technique 06 N DNTN ♡ Kitty Pryde - ✴ 285 ✴ 07 Singerpurear ♡ Fitz & The Tantrums - HandClap 08 FARC ♡ Morgxn - Love You With The Lights On (Monsieur Adi Remix) 09 Syndare ♡ Yoko Ono & Penguin Prison - She Gets Down On Her Knees 10 Usfland ♡ Midnight in Monaco - One In A Million 11 Cadelicia ♡ Die Antwoord - Banana Brain 12 Avalonia ♡ Symphobia - I Do TOP THREE: 13 Fljótavík ♡ Kitten - Fall On Me It was difficult choosing between Kitten and Symphobia for my bronze medal but ultimately, it was the haunting 'Fall On Me' that won out. Fljótavík were strangers to our medal positions until last month where they picked up a silver. So now it's just a gold to go, perhaps next month to make it three in a row. Anyway, what made me fall for this 'Trash' soundalike was everything from the strong vocalist, goose bumpinducing backing vocals and the excellent production. The wedding bell-esque sound made for a very interesting and effective touch. 15 Persephonia ♡ TWRR - Water Frozen Persephonia receive a second medal position this year (following the 13 awarded to 'C.U.R.E') and ultimately 'Water Frozen' becomes their most pointed entry from us this year. They were so close to being the first nation to receive 3 18s from us, but alas that didn't quite happen. Though they do hold the title of most 18s from us anyway with 2, so their weave in that regard is safe. Anyway, what captivated me about 'Water Frozen' so much was the intense and incredible way that it builds up to something really special at the end. It was not unlike tracks like Space Above - 'This is it' and ONUKA - 'Time' in the build up, which is the kind of structure I just love. The accompanying visuals were also beautiful. 18 FSR Rontvia ♡ Ortiga - Ilumbarada FSR Rontvia become another new nation that receive our 18 for the first time! My gosh, where do I even start with this song. Well, I had goosebumps within the first 10 seconds it was just so gorgeous. The track is SO Enigma, and I was already a huge fan of them so it was just natural that I would be all over this. FSR Rontvia seem to capture us most with their stunning efforts, as the entry that comes closest to this one in our affections was '7even'. They have truly outdone themselves with this excellent song out of the archives and we would very much support a dark horse win. SCOREBOARD http://post.barkbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumblr_m4g6y8VrjG1qhq793o1_500.gif Hendinia 150 Avalonia 129 FSR Rontvia 111 FKA FKA FKA π 110 Cor Lupus 109 Aeroche 108 Land of DW 94 Harmonica 87 Ramrynia 83 Singerpurear 80 Unovia 64 Yehesi 64 Kylienips 62 Medhelnia 59 Dobago 58 Fljótavík 58 New Lexico 58 Syndare 58 Ultraviolenceland 58 farc 57 Jukianië 56 Beaverdonia 55 Usfland 53 Cadelicia 49 Hushkanukia 49 Taahino 49 Pupok 46 Altyr Muunilinst 43 Desbuanda 43 Espen 42 Republic Of Adonia 38 St. Burbia 37 Jadakissnia 35 D'yermak'er 34 Thelonia 34 Kluminican Republic 30 Bignia-Zaragovina 29 Botanikka 27 Persephonia 26 N DNTN 22 Greenfroze 16 Brechtoria 10
August 21, 20168 yr Iz no (thankoo for the point tho) Jade saving me by more than doubling my total on vote 20 *.* 'Ilumbarada' in the top 3 :wub: (only 70 points to go until Rich hits 10,000 all time as well!!1)
August 21, 20168 yr Go Aeroche! My top 3 are all some of my favourite BJSC tracks in a good while, I need them all to do well. MELTING at Bré's kittens btw, best votes
August 21, 20168 yr FSR Rontvia 3rd!! Make it somehow happen people. (Yessss at all the recent 18s for it)
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