May 9, 201510 yr Beaverdonia supports Aquafina's militarism and invites the Aquafina military to share our bases on the impaktsummerwinterfruitsbloom island home nation! We also support Aprogonia and will send troops to back up their democratic anti-ginger policies. Once the military threat for Aprogonia is over and troops return, we will consider folloewin in ha footprints. Edited May 9, 201510 yr by #BJSCSLAYERRRRRR
May 10, 201510 yr The Republic of Adonia are currently in crisis mode as it was found that the vice president, Stitch from the prestigious Lilo & Stitch cartoon, has a severe alcohol problem. Debates on whether to replace him are underway. Grandpa Snoops is currently leading the exit polls for the historic re-nomination. (yes these are all stuffed animals from my childhood)
May 10, 201510 yr Beaverdonia supports Aquafina's militarism and invites the Aquafina military to share our bases on the impaktsummerwinterfruitsbloom island home nation! We also support Aprogonia and will send troops to back up their democratic anti-ginger policies. Once the military threat for Aprogonia is over and troops return, we will consider folloewin in ha footprints. Thank you Beaverdonia :heart:
May 13, 201510 yr Breaking News: Anti-Social Poverty to be criminalised in Altyr-Muunilinst Following dangerous reports of increasing levels of poverty among the population of Altyr-Muunilinst, Supreme Chancellor Christine Baranski today made it illegal to be ''poor''. She does not recognise this lifestyle choice as valid and will not support it's malignant anti-social consequences. The penalty for the crime is as yet unknown, however when queried the Chancellor replied it was likely to be ''moderate to severe'' depending on the length of time an individual has been committing the offence and also the scale of the offence committed.
May 14, 201510 yr Protests erupt across Darpabrak; 5681 people dead In the wake of the controversial law passed yesterday by Supreme Chancellor Christine Baranski outlawing 'poverty' as an acceptable lifestyle choice riots erupted across the capital city of Altyr Muunilinst today. Over 5000 financially challenged individuals took to the streets to protest the banning of their unnatural lifestyle. The military were quick to react and all rioters were dispatched quickly, with minimal disruption to daily life within the city. The Chancellor would like to make it very clear at this time that her grip on power is still absolute and that all attempts to influence policy will be met with the swiftest of rebuttals.
May 15, 201510 yr If you continue your anti-poverty agenda, Mulgracia WILL be forced to step in. President MULGREW believes in all social statuses and walks of life!
May 15, 201510 yr 'Stepping in' on a sovereign nation like that would be classified as an act of war.
May 15, 201510 yr Disappointments. I told ya Boaz wouldn't make the finals, why the hell did Jukianië sent Serving. We will never qualify ever again if we keep up with this bad taste.
May 15, 201510 yr If you continue your anti-poverty agenda, Mulgracia WILL be forced to step in. President MULGREW believes in all social statuses and walks of life! The Federal Republic would advise against that. The Ash-Altyr military pact contains an attack on one is an attack on all clause.
May 15, 201510 yr Today is 'National Vodka Day' in Hushkanukia. This holiday is welcomed to be celebrated across the Buzzjack World.
May 15, 201510 yr Today is 'National Vodka Day' in Hushkanukia. This holiday is welcomed to be celebrated across the Buzzjack World. Everyday is Vodka Day in Taahino during a month where they fail to qualify :drink:
May 15, 201510 yr Prime Minister Hopkins would like to extend her support and admiration to Altyr Muunilinst for its bold policy and swift reaction to the protests on behalf of the Aprogonian people. Meanwhile, Queen Rochelle is conducting a state visit to Hushkanukia on the request of Queen Vanessa 'Vodka' White to celebrate National Vodka Day.
May 25, 201510 yr http://i58.tinypic.com/2duwlc9.jpg Hey everyone. Hushkanukia and Ultraviolenceland will be going on tour this summer! Here are the countries we are visiting and set lists Announcement of Tour Dates: 27th May - Hushkanukia 28th May - Hushkanukia 29th May - Hushkanukia 30th May - Aprogonia 31st May - Aprogonia 1st June - Federal Republic of Ashton 2nd June - Aquafina 3rd June - Aquafina 4th June - Beaverdonia 5th June - Beaverdonia 6th June- Persephonia 7th Jun - The Actual Republic of Bellamia 8th June - The Actual Republic of Bellamia 9th June - Taahino 10th June- Triangledonia 11th June - Hendinia 12th June - Hendinia 13TH JUNE- Singerpurear 14th June - Daehun 15th June - Cor Lupus 16th June - Espen 18th June - Flynnonda 19th JUNE- Danaelanda 20TH JUNE- Greenfroze 21st June - Jadakissnia 22nd June - Jadakissnia 23rd June - Kathaldazia 24th June - Kathaldazia 25th June - Mulgracia 27th June - Mulgracia 28th June - Jayrusalem 29th June - Kylienips 30th June - Ramrynia 1st July- Ramrynia 2nd July - Republic of Adonia 3RD JULY- Adonia 4TH JULY- Jukiane 5TH JULY- Ajaneda 6TH JULY- Ajaneda 7TH JULY- FARC 8th July - Sandenia 9th July - Sandenia 10th July - Séyetana 11th July - Thelonia 12th July - Unovia 13th July - Unovia 14th July- Yehsei 15th July - Yehsei 16th July - Ultraviolenceland 17th July - Ultraviolenceland 18th July - Ultraviolenceland Set List *Support Act - Maria Olaf fresh from her ESC flop performing 'Unbroken'* *Second Support Act - Mazoo and The Zoo performing a medly of their 'hits'* PVRIS - St. Patrick PVRIS - My House Alexa Goddard - Marilyn Alexa Goddard - So There Hannah Grace - Meant To Be Kind Hannah Grace - Broke ------------------------------ Clare Bowen - Black Roses Kitten - Like A Stranger Para For Cuva - Swept Away Beth Sherburn - Joker ------------------------------ Kat Deluna - In The End Kat Deluuna - Whine Up Regina Spektor - Blue Lips Regina Spektor - You've Got Time Emma Stevens - Riptide Emma Stevens - Make My Day ------------------------------ Ashley Allen - Touch Me (Take Me Tonight) Blaise - Thunderstorm Daniella Mason - Shade Of You Hayden Panettiere - Don't Put Dirt On My Grave Just Yet ------------------------------ Jessica Lee - Boomerang Jessica Lee - Save Your Breath Kinnie Lane - Je Te Suivrais Kinnie Lane - Ne M'attends Pas Elina Born - Miss Calculation Elina Born - Enough ------------------------------ Encore - All acts performing Goodbye To Yesterday to celebrate one of our flops entering Eurovision!
May 26, 201510 yr No "Body Say No, Heart Say Yes"? Ashley Allen decided to only sing one song because she is a diva Did Spice pull out as a support act? :unsure: The other 2 support acts are yet to be announced ;)
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