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iSpy or XO TOUR Llif3 to 'win' this. They're both vile.
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Lil Uzi Vert & Sam Smith at the top I think/hope. iSpy is bad but it’s a fun type of bad, you know? :P It’s not something I go out of my way to listen to (or ever have) but I wouldn’t skip it if it showed up on shuffle :lol:
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sorry for the huge delay, yes I may have forgot about this. it's a yearly tradition now.

 

 

10. Ed Sheeran - Perfect

4-5-7-12-16-23-25-29-32-31-37-43-52-59-59-64-50-x(13)-34-19-13-11-7-6-6-6-4-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-... (34 weeks so far)

120 points

 

Everyone's favourite punching bag Ed Sheeran released ÷ and this instantly became a top five hit and as everyone predicted, he'd save this for a single release around winter time with an X-Factor performance, and he went one step further too getting Beyoncé on a remix to secure the year's Christmas Number One both here and in America (and many other countries). Such a dull and uninspiring song.

 

09. Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.

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122 points

 

Hate chart is officially invalid. Do people not have ears? Or maybe some people thought this was the Love Chart? That must be the only explanation for this being top ten.

 

08. Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You

1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-1-2-3-4-5-7-9-10-11-17-11-23-22-19-26-25-26-23-25-28-28-33-34-38-37-41-35-35-35-40-36-36-38-43-53-52-47-21-35-39-... (54 weeks so far)

122 points (more voters)

 

Wish they'd give this man some more airplay and recognition, to be honest. Very underrated real music artist. All you putting this in the top 10 are just jealous of his immense talent. (I don't hate this song actually but I'm not surprised because it was ridiculously overexposed and for such an average song)

 

07. Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee

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128 points

 

Well it seems cool to hate on trap at the moment, even the talented rappers like Offset Migos. I do find it hilarious that they pushed Takeoff completely out of the picture in favour of a Lil Uzi Vert guest verse, clearly an attempt for even more hate points than they would've got. No surprise this is top 10 really just glad it isn't higher.

 

06. Cardi B - Bodak Yellow

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130 points

 

I get the feeling very soon she'll be a Buzzjack darling like Nicki Minaj but for now Cardi is quite divisive. Personally I love this song but many of you didn't. Both this and 'Bad and Boujee' were US #1s so no doubt would be even higher here if this was a US chart based forum.

 

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your top 5:

 

Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It

Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro

KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy

Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3

Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes

I was actually expecting Migos to be #1! (thank gawd they aren't, hope it won't be Lil Uzi Vert either)

 

Kendrick being top 10 :') ok then

Well good to see Bodak Yellow up that high but like the other 4 to varying levels!

 

Not too many complaints at that top 5 tbf, I adore XO TOUR Llif3 but wouldn't say I'm a fan of any of the others. 3 of those are more 'joke' songs than anything...

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05. KYLE (feat. Lil Yachty) - iSpy

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159 points

 

Well this wasn't even that big of a hit here but still big enough for so many of you to hate on it. 'iSpy' was a fun little hit for US rappers KYLE (who we've never heard from since) and Lil Yachty (not to be confused with Uzi Vert), it was a top five hit in the US though. Lil Yachty seems to have a thing for children's games as he also has a song called 'Peek A Boo' (featuring an infamous line about a cello, look it up x).

 

 

04. Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3

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169 points

 

And here's even more trap and no it's not 'Gucci Gang' cos that just missed the cut-off (already calling that to be 2018's #1), and something that spent a surprisingly long amount of time in the charts to Buzzjack's annoyance. *_ Thankfully this missed the top 3, at one point it was challenging for #1 and I didn't want to announce a song I liked at #1.

 

 

03. Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes

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172 points

 

Chart destroyer Sam Smith came back to everyone on Buzzjack's disappointment and sailed straight to #1 with another bland soppy break up ballad, but thankfully none of his other singles from the era have even made the top 20 and the album kinda underperformed *.* #SamSmithIsOverParty. This was on track to miss the top ten but shot into the top 3 thanks to four lots of +18s right at the very end of the voting period.

 

 

02. Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro

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194 points

 

The internet's favourite punching bag in 2017 was definitely Jake Paul for many reasons including how god-awful this 'song' was. Eventually racking up 3 million dislikes to 2 million likes it seems the haters outnumber the fans and despite it not making the UK singles chart it still got a load of votes here but it didn't come close to being our #1 which is...

 

 

01. Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It

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245 points

 

The worst song of the year according to Buzzjack is this one released by Love Island celebs Chris & Kem who made a cringeworthy "grime" song with very little redeeming qualities. It's not even good in a novelty way which thankfully the public saw as this quickly fell down the chart whilst competing novelty hip-hop act Big Shaq rose to international fame #TalentWins. They can take their own advice, and leave it. The music industry that is. Or just any media in general.

 

Thanks again everyone who voted and Sam for providing some of the commentary. Until later on this year, let the hate flow through you. :teresa:

 

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Full chart:

 

1 245 Chris & Kem - Little Bit Leave It

2 194 Jake Paul feat. Team 10 - It's Everyday Bro

3 172 Sam Smith - Too Good At Goodbyes

4 169 Lil Uzi Vert - XO TOUR Llif3

5 159 KYLE feat. Lil Yachty - iSpy

6 130 Cardi B - Bodak Yellow

7 128 Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert - Bad and Boujee

8 122 Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You (more voters)

9 122 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.

10 120 Ed Sheeran - Perfect

11 119 Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl (more voters)

12 119 Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber - Despacito

13 115 Ed Sheeran - How Would You Feel (Paean)

14 110 Chris Brown - Questions (more voters)

15 110 Liam Payne feat. Quavo - Strip That Down (same voters, more 18s)

16 110 The Script - Rain

17 108 Artists For Grenfell - Bridge Over Troubled Water

18 107 5 After Midnight - Up In Here

19 106 Kygo & Ellie Goulding - First Time

20 101 Zayn & Taylor Swift - I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)

21 99 The Chainsmokers & Coldplay - Something Just Like This

22 98 Sam Hunt - Body Like A Back Road

23 97 Jonas Blue feat. William Singe - Mama (more voters)

24 97 Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do

25 88 Bruno Mars - That's What I Like

26 82 Fall Out Boy - Young and Menace

27 81 Post Malone feat. 21 Savage - Rockstar

28 79 Imagine Dragons - Thunder

29 78 Digital Farm Animals feat. Hailee Steinfeld - Digital Love

30 74 DJ Khaled feat. Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne - I'm the One

31 72 Drake - Blem (more voters)

32 72 XXXTENTACION - Jocelyn Flores

33 71 Machine Gun Kelly feat. Camila Cabello - Bad Things

34 60 Rag'n'Bone Man - Human

35 56 Maroon 5 feat. SZA - What Lovers Do (more voters)

36 56 Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj - Swish Swish

37 52 Imagine Dragons - Believer

38 49 Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hil

39 48 Katy Perry feat. Migos - Bon Appetit

40 46 CamelPhat & Elderbrook - Cola

41 30 Little Mix feat. Machine Gun Kelly - No More Sad Songs

42 25 Rag'n'Bone Man - Skin (more voters)

43 25 Calvin Harris feat. Young Thug, Pharrell Williams & Ariana Grande - Heatstroke

44 20 Katy Perry feat. Skip Marley - Chained To The Rhythm

45 18 Maroon 5 feat. Future - Cold

A well deserved winner it certainly was shit they even had trouble from Lethal Bizzle if I'm correct over the songwriting credits?

Sam Smith robbed.

 

The Chris & Kem song really wasn't that terrible to be #1 here :lol: but at least it wasn't one of the good songs winning ~ Lmao at Jake Paul coming 2nd even though it wasn't a hit single at all.

Very glad Lil Uzi missed the top 3 :D

 

That is a fair top 2, only think I've heard the Jake Paul song about twice but neither really have any objectively redeeming features, Chris & Kem was a bit of a laugh on the Chart Show I suppose.

 

Thanks for running this as per!

A well deserved winner it certainly was shit they even had trouble from Lethal Bizzle if I'm correct over the songwriting credits?

He got royalties from them for using his phrase. Shame he agreed to for this shit.

Humble being in the top 10 is ludicrous, shouldn't even be in the chart.

 

Wish iSpy had been higher, I find it's lyrics hugely problematic to be honest:

 

"I spy with my little eye

A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes"

 

There is something so wrong about the idea of preying on a girl he "can get" because she doesn't get many likes and therefore has an esteem problem. This kind of attitude is insidious in my opinion and hugely problematic representation of a very real culture where men will target women with low confidence.

Humble being in the top 10 is ludicrous, shouldn't even be in the chart.

 

Wish iSpy had been higher, I find it's lyrics hugely problematic to be honest:

 

"I spy with my little eye

A girlie I can get 'cause she don't get too many likes"

 

There is something so wrong about the idea of preying on a girl he "can get" because she doesn't get many likes and therefore has an esteem problem. This kind of attitude is insidious in my opinion and hugely problematic representation of a very real culture where men will target women with low confidence.

 

Creepy af, wow

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