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In b4 this is the shock qualifier.

 

If that happens I think we need to cancel the contest.

 

I'm just banking on it doing the same as recent Irish entries.

01 \ Azerbaijan \ 04

02 \ Iceland \ 05.5

 

 

Less stage presence than a corpse. I've spent more energy trying to work out of the blonde backing singer is Yohanna or not than paying attention to him. Best ever ESC SF my arse.

 

Mediocre

That said, that seemed to come alive a LOT more than Azerbaijan. He's doing his best with a shite song.
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That poor 19 (!) year old is going to come stone dead last in this bloodbath.

02. Iceland - There's A Choice

 

Well this is the kind of cliché ballad shite that always comes with Eurovision but this really can't make the final when past entries of theirs that were much better flopped. Awful and he's not a good singer either.

 

2/10

 

01. Azerbaijan - X My Heart (5/10)

I mean, the song is DIRELY dated and my 2nd least favourite of the entire year but... he sold that to the absolute best he could've possibly sold a turd.

This sounds like what Mark Feehilly would have released if he’d gone solo in 2002. Bland song but he sang it well.

 

Really liked Azerbaijan’s performance!

What Atrocity of a Song is Stucking in my head Right Now :wacko:

 

03. Albania - ???

 

What kind of shit is this?? Are they purposely putting all the no-hopers on first or what? I can't at his screeching. But at least it's a bit upbeat.

 

3/10

 

01. Azerbaijan - X My Heart (5/10)

02. Iceland - There's A Choice (2/10)

03. Albania - ??? (3/10)

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