It seems to be all old Xmas songs getting the No1 Mariah Carey then Wham. Wouldn't be surprised if it were the Pogues this year.

Fad Sheeran is OBSESSED with no.1s with his cheesy, throwaway, ten-a-penny tracks. He eill do everything he can to get another one. He even lied through his teeth to make Dua's no.1 all about him and to tske credit for it. 30k signed copies for when, Fad Sheeran??

 

What did he lie about?

They are, though it's a track from the album

 

I mean, if it’s good and new it could get some traction

Fad Sheeran is OBSESSED with no.1s with his cheesy, throwaway, ten-a-penny tracks. He eill do everything he can to get another one. He even lied through his teeth to make Dua's no.1 all about him and to tske credit for it. 30k signed copies for when, Fad Sheeran??

 

This seems more like an opinion than fact.

Not bad odds for Ed/Elton

Easy way to multiply your money

Pretty sure they will push it like mad

And sure wiill have fake signed cds ams cassettes

 

You’re so weird 😭

 

What did he lie about?

 

Having 30k signed cds to beat Dua Lipa ... and yet he didn't magic them up out the air this week when he was supposed to :rofl:

 

And Westshite in the list of odds? :rofl:

I reckon him having Covid is a publicity stunt.

I reckon him having Covid is a publicity stunt.

I was waiting for a post like this :cheeseblock:

I think its only between Ed/Elton and Adele for the Christmas Number 1 unless we get a complete suprise.

I reckon him having Covid is a publicity stunt.

 

I reckon every sick day you've ever had was an excuse to get the day off work.

Having 30k signed cds to beat Dua Lipa ... and yet he didn't magic them up out the air this week when he was supposed to :rofl:

 

And Westshite in the list of odds? :rofl:

 

They are called Westlife they have 14 No.1s more than you and you are a disgrace to your icon photo.

I reckon him having Covid is a publicity stunt.

No-one getting Covid would do it for a publicity stunt, are you for real?

The intern at Eds label

Has already started fake signibg Cds for Eds Xmas single

Its gonna take a couple months to sign 30k

But its worth it :)

I like how '30,000 signed CDs' is now the new throwaway post about Ed on here that's being repeated ad nauseam now that we got bored of 'he's desperate to beat Bryan Adams'. x

 

(At least this one is slightly more based on reality lmao, although I'm not sure what the source is for that 30,000 figure)

Me: I know we all hate Ed, but we're all smart enough that surely we wouldn't quite go as bonkers as to suggest he got Covid as a means of getting the number 1 back

 

This forum:

 

I reckon him having Covid is a publicity stunt.

 

Probably this

(Although there was never a suggestion these were all for the UK, let alone set for the week Cold Heart went to #1, but of course some people had to pick it up and run with it).

Yes I know that was the post that started the meme, I mean I don't know where ESCharts got that number from in the first place.

Yes I know that was the post that started the meme, I mean I don't know where ESCharts got that number from in the first place.

Well it certainly sounds like a fairly realistic figure for the total amount of Shivers CDs there were sold worldwide across all batches, but most posts about Ed on here are less based in reality than Narnia so who knows lmao

Them Dodgy Amazon exclusive Christmas songs watch out for

They are called Westlife they have 14 No.1s more than you and you are a disgrace to your icon photo.

 

They are a sexist disgrace to the music industry but if you like the musical equivalent of McDonald's and to rubbish the bighest girl band EVER like a sexist, go rifht ahead and gobble their cheesy karaoke simon cowell covers cheese reet up tbh...