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I have said since DAY ONE that ScheiBee would be a huge no.1!!! Judas is absolute fan fave Trash, Like Robot Radar by Micosoft Britney.
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I have said since DAY ONE that ScheiBee would be a huge no.1!!! Judas is absolute fan fave Trash, Like Robot Radar by Micosoft Britney.

Omg sort of THIS! :cheer:

I would have the same first three singles with similar timing - remember Judas was the Easter controversy single :lol:

 

But then I would've released Bloody Mary as fourth, You and I fifth and Marry the Night sixth.

 

You and I would've been great single to promote at the EMAs and tv appearances during the winter. I love MTN and the video, but it wasn't the mega smash at that point. You and I would've also sold the album better for Xmas in the US.

 

So, timing wise:

 

Born This Way - February 2011

Judas - April 2011

The Edge of Glory - June 2011

Bloody Mary - September 2011

You and I - November 2011

Marry the Night - March 2012

THAT'S IT

 

SOMEONE GET ME A PLANE TICKET!!!!

 

I'M COMING OVER TO MESS UP THE PLACE!!! I WILL LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, SPREAD PAPERS AROUND, AND UPEND THE SOFA!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

BLOODY MARY?? BLOODY MARY??? BLOODY f***ING MARY?!?!?!?!?! THAT ABSOLUTR SHITE IS DOWN THERE IN THR CESS PIT OF BAD TASTE ALONGSIDE VENUS!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID STEPS-LITE CHEESE BLOODY MARY?! THAT SONG RUINS THE ALBUM POLLUTING US AS WE TRY TO LISTEN TO SCHEIBE, ACRUAL GOOD MUSCI!!!!

AND STEPS-LIKE CHEESE JUDAS AS SECOND SINGLE THEN OBTO BLOODY MARY?!?!?!?!!?!?!!

 

LADY GAGA MUST BR THANKIN HER LUCKY STARS EVERY DAY THAT YOU AREN'T HA MANAGER!!! SHE'D HAVE ENDED UP IN DIVE BARS AT THE END OF THIS ERA THANKS TO YOU

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THAT'S IT

 

SOMEONE GET ME A PLANE TICKET!!!!

 

I'M COMING OVER TO MESS UP THE PLACE!!! I WILL LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, SPREAD PAPERS AROUND, AND UPEND THE SOFA!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

BLOODY MARY?? BLOODY MARY??? BLOODY f***ING MARY?!?!?!?!?! THAT ABSOLUTR SHITE IS DOWN THERE IN THR CESS PIT OF BAD TASTE ALONGSIDE VENUS!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID STEPS-LITE CHEESE BLOODY MARY?! THAT SONG RUINS THE ALBUM POLLUTING US AS WE TRY TO LISTEN TO SCHEIBE, ACRUAL GOOD MUSCI!!!!

 

 

AND STEPS-LIKE CHEESE JUDAS AS SECOND SINGLE THEN OBTO BLOODY MARY?!?!?!?!!?!?!!

 

LADY GAGA MUST BR THANKIN HER LUCKY STARS EVERY DAY THAT YOU AREN'T HA MANAGER!!! SHE'D HAVE ENDED UP IN DIVE BARS AT THE END OF THIS ERA THANKS TO YOU

 

I-

 

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RIGHT!!! Now that the tone has been SUFFICIENTLY LOWERED by somebody ACTUALLY SUGGESTING BLOODY BLOODY MARY!!!!!, it is time for somebody who ACTUALLY knows how to manage to step in x It's as if some people here have a TALENT for wrecking singers' careers!!! These are the same ones who wanted VENUS as a single :cheeseblock: But I'm just NOT HAVING someone actually seriously suggest Steps-lite cheese Bloody Mary!! Didn't you see what happened with better Steps-lite cheese Judas?! At least dinky-dinky Judas has half a tune to it!!! Bloody Bloody Mary must be one of the worst EVER sansg she has EVER recorded. Why is it even on the album?! I'd take fan fave religious anthem Fashion (Of His Love) over that!!

 

Right!!!

 

Fiest single. She has a choicw: ScheiBe OR Edge of Glory, but seeing how good Edge of Glory is, she'd be better off saving it as a guaranteed second no.1. After PROMISING the album of the millennium, and pop the sorts of which you had never heard before :cheeseblock: - this was the HEIGHT of PretentiousGa after all - she needed to come back eith something that soundrd different, not something that sounded like a cover of Madonna's Express Yourself.

 

Single 1: ScheiBe

Single 2: Edge of Glory

 

Just go for it! Two sure-fire no.1s, if released at the start of the chart week and released to radio. Release Esge of Glory a couple months after ScheiBe, basically almost as soon as it has had one or two weeks at no.1. If it goes there straight away, wait a month or two.

 

Now! After Edge of Glory, the next single will come out the same week as the album's release, to get the very rare album and single of thr same name debuting at no.1 at the samr time. Oh yes!

 

Single 3: Born This Way

--ALBUM RELEASE---

 

Right! The song is cheesy and not very good, but it should still get to no.1.

 

PROMO SINGLE 1: STEPS-LITE CHEESE JUDAS

 

Around Easter, release Judas, with video, as a fan-base promo single. Don't send it to many radio stations. Let people talk about the religious Easter controversy, ans move on IMMEDIATELY after one or two weeks.

 

Single 4: Hair

 

Commercial hit! Sounds VERY similar to Last Friday (Night) (TFIG) by Katy Perrty. It is also VERY cheesy, just like Born This Way as an album, so it represents the album.

 

Promo single 2: Marry The Night

 

HOPEFULLY remade with ACTUAL real-inatrumentation. As is, the song is a chaotic mess. It sounds awful.

 

Single 5: You and I

 

Nice ballad to finish off with! SUPPORT IT on US rasio, promotr it, and it would prooobably be a US no.1. It will flop in Europe, but it is single 5, so who cares.

 

Done!

 

RIGHT!!! Now that the tone has been SUFFICIENTLY LOWERED by somebody ACTUALLY SUGGESTING BLOODY BLOODY MARY!!!!!, it is time for somebody who ACTUALLY knows how to manage to step in x It's as if some people here have a TALENT for wrecking singers' careers!!! These are the same ones who wanted VENUS as a single :cheeseblock: But I'm just NOT HAVING someone actually seriously suggest Steps-lite cheese Bloody Mary!! Didn't you see what happened with better Steps-lite cheese Judas?! At least dinky-dinky Judas has half a tune to it!!! Bloody Bloody Mary must be one of the worst EVER sansg she has EVER recorded. Why is it even on the album?! I'd take fan fave religious anthem Fashion (Of His Love) over that!!

 

Right!!!

 

Fiest single. She has a choicw: ScheiBe OR Edge of Glory, but seeing how good Edge of Glory is, she'd be better off saving it as a guaranteed second no.1. After PROMISING the album of the millennium, and pop the sorts of which you had never heard before :cheeseblock: - this was the HEIGHT of PretentiousGa after all - she needed to come back eith something that soundrd different, not something that sounded like a cover of Madonna's Express Yourself.

 

Single 1: ScheiBe

Single 2: Edge of Glory

 

Just go for it! Two sure-fire no.1s, if released at the start of the chart week and released to radio. Release Esge of Glory a couple months after ScheiBe, basically almost as soon as it has had one or two weeks at no.1. If it goes there straight away, wait a month or two.

 

Now! After Edge of Glory, the next single will come out the same week as the album's release, to get the very rare album and single of thr same name debuting at no.1 at the samr time. Oh yes!

 

Single 3: Born This Way

--ALBUM RELEASE---

 

Right! The song is cheesy and not very good, but it should still get to no.1.

 

PROMO SINGLE 1: STEPS-LITE CHEESE JUDAS

 

Around Easter, release Judas, with video, as a fan-base promo single. Don't send it to many radio stations. Let people talk about the religious Easter controversy, ans move on IMMEDIATELY after one or two weeks.

 

Single 4: Hair

 

Commercial hit! Sounds VERY similar to Last Friday (Night) (TFIG) by Katy Perrty. It is also VERY cheesy, just like Born This Way as an album, so it represents the album.

 

Promo single 2: Marry The Night

 

HOPEFULLY remade with ACTUAL real-inatrumentation. As is, the song is a chaotic mess. It sounds awful.

 

Single 5: You and I

 

Nice ballad to finish off with! SUPPORT IT on US rasio, promotr it, and it would prooobably be a US no.1. It will flop in Europe, but it is single 5, so who cares.

 

Done!

 

RIGHT!!! Now that the tone has been SUFFICIENTLY LOWERED by somebody ACTUALLY SUGGESTING BLOODY BLOODY MARY!!!!!, it is time for somebody who ACTUALLY knows how to manage to step in x It's as if some people here have a TALENT for wrecking singers' careers!!! These are the same ones who wanted VENUS as a single :cheeseblock: But I'm just NOT HAVING someone actually seriously suggest Steps-lite cheese Bloody Mary!! Didn't you see what happened with better Steps-lite cheese Judas?! At least dinky-dinky Judas has half a tune to it!!! Bloody Bloody Mary must be one of the worst EVER sansg she has EVER recorded. Why is it even on the album?! I'd take fan fave religious anthem Fashion (Of His Love) over that!!

 

Right!!!

 

Fiest single. She has a choicw: ScheiBe OR Edge of Glory, but seeing how good Edge of Glory is, she'd be better off saving it as a guaranteed second no.1. After PROMISING the album of the millennium, and pop the sorts of which you had never heard before :cheeseblock: - this was the HEIGHT of PretentiousGa after all - she needed to come back eith something that soundrd different, not something that sounded like a cover of Madonna's Express Yourself.

 

Single 1: ScheiBe

Single 2: Edge of Glory

 

Just go for it! Two sure-fire no.1s, if released at the start of the chart week and released to radio. Release Esge of Glory a couple months after ScheiBe, basically almost as soon as it has had one or two weeks at no.1. If it goes there straight away, wait a month or two.

 

Now! After Edge of Glory, the next single will come out the same week as the album's release, to get the very rare album and single of thr same name debuting at no.1 at the samr time. Oh yes!

 

Single 3: Born This Way

--ALBUM RELEASE---

 

Right! The song is cheesy and not very good, but it should still get to no.1.

 

PROMO SINGLE 1: STEPS-LITE CHEESE JUDAS

 

Around Easter, release Judas, with video, as a fan-base promo single. Don't send it to many radio stations. Let people talk about the religious Easter controversy, ans move on IMMEDIATELY after one or two weeks.

 

Single 4: Hair

 

Commercial hit! Sounds VERY similar to Last Friday (Night) (TFIG) by Katy Perrty. It is also VERY cheesy, just like Born This Way as an album, so it represents the album.

 

Promo single 2: Marry The Night

 

HOPEFULLY remade with ACTUAL real-inatrumentation. As is, the song is a chaotic mess. It sounds awful.

 

Single 5: You and I

 

Nice ballad to finish off with! SUPPORT IT on US rasio, promotr it, and it would prooobably be a US no.1. It will flop in Europe, but it is single 5, so who cares.

 

Done!

GOSD SAKE!!!!!

 

Anyway, the album isn't very good, and is cheesy from start to finish, but this campaign would have saved it. It has VERY few good songs on it, and even fewer singles, but we could get up to 5 using this strategy, with 2 promo singles for people to talk about.

Just goes to show that longer isn't always brtter!! The Fame Monster is GREAT, all 8 tracks. Born This Way has what 5 tracks you can listen to? And they're not half as good as anything on Fame Monster!! The album is a cheesy dud.
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Born This Way has 2 songs that I'd potentially skip the rest are absolutely essential bangers and this is the biggest reach I've seen here in a long time :rofl: It's an anthemic, banger after banger, explosive PARTY of an album.

WAT?

 

It's CHEESE CITY CENTRAL, next stop cheese slice!!!!

 

Edge of Glory, Born This Way eh maybe once in a blue moon, Scheibe, You and I, Hair. The rest? Absolute hard pass.

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