+5 Raye and 070 Shake - Escapism

+4 Wham - Last Christmas

+3 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

+2 Brenda Lee - Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree

+1 The Sidemen - Christmas Drillings

 

-1 Central Cee - Let Go

-2 The Kunts - F**k The Tories

-3 Ed Sheeran and Elton John - Merry Christmas

-4 Stormzy - Firebabe

-5 LadBaby - Food Aid

+5 RAYE feat. 070 Shake - Escapism.

+4 Wham! - Last Christmas

+3 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

+2 The Kunts - F**k The Tories

+1 Sidemen - Christmas Drillings

 

-1 Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Merry Christmas

-2 Central Cee - LET GO

-3 Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

-4 Stormzy - Firebabe

-5 LadBaby - Food Aid

+5: The Kunts - F**k The Tories

+4: RAYE feat. 070 Shake - Escapism.

+3: Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

+2: Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Merry Christmas

+1: LadBaby - Food Aid

 

-1: Central Cee - LET GO

-2: Stormzy - Firebabe

-3: Wham! - Last Christmas

-4: Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

-5: Sidemen - Christmas Drillings

 

+5 All I Want Christmas Is You

+4 Last Christmas

+3 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

+2 Escapism

+1 F**k The Tories

-1 Firebabe

-2 Christmas Drillings

-3 Merry Christmas

-4 LET GO

-5 Food Aid

+5 RAYE feat. 070 Shake - Escapism.

+4 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

+3 Central Cee - LET GO

+2 Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Merry Christmas

+1 Sidemen - Christmas Drillings

 

-1 Stormzy - Firebabe

-2 Wham! - Last Christmas

-3 Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

-4 The Kunts - F**k The Tories

-5 LadBaby - Food Aid

+5 Fuck The Tories (why not? a better song than the last 2 and this was unironically a major earworm for a good while both in the original version and the ikonik Dead Men Talking and Cassetteboy remixes)

+4 Escapism.

+3 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree (would be my +5 if it was the British version 'Rockin' Around 1/4 Of The Christmas Tree' tbh)

+2 All I Want For Christmas Is You

+1 Merry Christmas

 

-1 Christmas Drillings (there are actually a few decent ideas/moments in this but other parts of it are not so great so overall can't really endorse it too strongly)

-2 Last Christmas

-3 Firebzzzz

-4 LET GO (having now heard this in full it's not quite as embarrassing as I expected from the snippet but that's the difference between a 0/10 and a 1/10 lol - it's not worse than LadBaby tho)

-5 Food Aid (he's the seedy sausage roll millionaire... sing it with me everyone)

 

not great overall, The Pogues and Shaky are sorely missed

+5 RAYE & 070 Shake - Escapism.

+4 Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

+3 The K**ts - F**k The Coalition

+2 Stormzy - Firebabe

+1 Sidemen - Christmas Drillings

 

-1 Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Merry Christmas

-2 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

-3 Central Cee - LET GO

-4 Wham! - Last Christmas

-5 LadBaby - Food Aid

+5 Wham! - Last Christmas

+4 RAYE & 070 Shake - Escapism.

+3 Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Merry Christmas

+2 Stormzy - Firebabe

+1 Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

 

-1 Sidemen - Christmas Drillings

-2 The K**ts - F**k The Coalition

-3 Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

-4 Central Cee - LET GO

-5 LadBaby - Food Aid

 

+5: RAYE feat. 070 Shake - Escapism.

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+4: Wham! - Last Christmas

+3: Ed Sheeran & Elton John - Merry Christmas

+2: Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

+1: Sidemen - Christmas Drillings

-1: Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

-2: Central Cee - LET GO

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-3: Stormzy - Firebabe

-4: The Kunts - F**k The Tories

-5: LadBaby - Food Aid