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Coldplay’s latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey.

 

Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance.

 

Chris Martin’s band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay’s "X&Y" and Carey’s "The Emancipation of Mimi" for biggest-selling album of 2005.

 

When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: "She’s not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers."

 

Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: "Man’s been traveling through space and man’s been to the moon and man’s spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs."

 

As the crowd laughed, he continued: "Mariah Carey’s boobs are so nice, and she don’t mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there’s no way that ship would have gone down."

 

Another reason I detest them then. :)

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LOL

 

She has the worst boobs ever, you could drive between them...

 

:rofl:

 

:rofl:

 

Mariah's boobs AND music are vile! :puke2: Good on ya Chris :lol:

 

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

 

I don't like Chris or the band one bit, but he's right.

How Shocking!!! :rofl:

 

A few more comments like that and Chris will be in danger of becoming interesting.... :P ( Only joking Jester ;) )

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How Shocking!!! :rofl:

 

A few more comments like that and Chris will be in danger of becoming interesting.... :P ( Only joking Jester ;) )

Definately :lol: :thumbup:

Hmmmm. I dont like having a go at other artists here. Mariah is not my favourite singer, but I do own a few Mariah CDs :) I am all for having an open mind, musically.

 

The views of Chris Martin are certainly not my own :)

Hmmmm. I dont like having a go at other artists here. Mariah is not my favourite singer, but I do own a few Mariah CDs :) I am all for having an open mind, musically.

 

The views of Chris Martin are certainly not my own :)

 

You're too diplomatic Jester, Mariah is vile.... Best thing you could do is flog your Mariah CDs to the local music exchange, you've clearly progressed in your musical tastes beyond that sort of thing....

 

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You're too diplomatic Jester, Mariah is vile.... Best thing you could do is flog your Mariah CDs to the local music exchange, you've clearly progressed in your musical tastes beyond that sort of thing....

Why because he likes some of Mariahs music he is too diplomatic? Ever thought he may have a varied music taste? :rolleyes:

:lol: great, can't stand cariah marey or whatever her name is.

Sounds like the best song Coldplay ever wrote..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wouldn't go that far myself but it was certainly a great laugh :lol:

Another reason I detest them then

 

And the other, I suppose, is because she wen´t behind them on the 2005 best selling albums list.

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