Posted April 8, 200619 yr Coldplay's latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey. Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance. Chris Martin's band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay's "X&Y" and Carey's "The Emancipation of Mimi" for biggest-selling album of 2005. When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: "She's not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers." Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: "Man's been traveling through space and man's been to the moon and man's spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs." As the crowd laughed, he continued: "Mariah Carey's boobs are so nice, and she don't mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there's no way that ship would have gone down." Can't wait for Mariah's response track. What an ugly freak. Him and his family... I rest my case :angry:
April 8, 200619 yr :lol: :lol: Not that I like Chris Martin or Coldplay at all, but... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
April 9, 200619 yr omg retarded saggy assed tramp bast*rd...i hate him...the way he sings is so retarded, it looks like he's dieing on the floor...and that lasts for like 4 minutes...till he gets up sweating and powing and $h!t...what an asshole...ugly peice of $h!t...mariah say sumthin mariah say sumthin mean to him hey hey hey whoo whoo whoo :cheer:
April 10, 200619 yr Anyone can see Mariah's "boobs" are the worst boobs ever... I can't even get my legs that far apart :( Edited May 29, 200619 yr by e-motion
April 10, 200619 yr Author Anyone can see Mariah's "boobs" are the worst boobs ever... I can't even get my legs that far apart :( You must be pretty large then!
April 10, 200619 yr Anyone can see Mariah's "boobs" are the worst boobs ever... I can't even get my legs that far apart :( Please refrain from slagging off Mariah, doing that comes with consequences dear. :)
April 10, 200619 yr I'd hardly call it slagging off. Anyone can see it's unnatural! Whether it's unnatural or not, that's not for you to decide, this forum is for Mariah fans, which if you aren't one, then don't come in here, quite simply.
April 10, 200619 yr Not being to get your legs far apart is unatural -_- :rofl: Good point actually :lol:
April 10, 200619 yr Whether it's unnatural or not, that's not for you to decide, this forum is for Mariah fans, which if you aren't one, then don't come in here, quite simply. agreed
April 10, 200619 yr Whether it's unnatural or not, that's not for you to decide, this forum is for Mariah fans, which if you aren't one, then don't come in here, quite simply. So it's OK for you to slag Chris Martin off but no one is allowed to say a bad word about Mariah?
April 10, 200619 yr So it's OK for you to slag Chris Martin off but no one is allowed to say a bad word about Mariah? Yes that's right, if you want to slag off Mariah go to the Coldplay forum, this is for Mariah FANS so we are bound to stick up for her, if you want to slag her off go to the Coldplay forum ^_^
April 10, 200619 yr Ah well he's entitled to his opinion. No need to air it like that, funny as it maybe to some. B) The Rules written by Allysa are pinned at the top, thanks.
April 10, 200619 yr Yes that's right, if you want to slag off Mariah go to the Coldplay forum, this is for Mariah FANS so we are bound to stick up for her, if you want to slag her off go to the Coldplay forum ^_^ What a STUPID rule.
April 10, 200619 yr Author How is it a stupid rule? If people went in the Coldplay forum and were like 'Coldplay are $h!t' etc would you delete their post or be unhappy? If you want to diss Mariah just go to the Coldplay forum - I am sure something has been said about it there :rolleyes:
April 10, 200619 yr What a STUPID rule. Why do you post here if you don't like her? Surely there's something better to do :unsure:
April 10, 200619 yr What a STUPID rule. I am the Coldplay Mod, and I DONT appreciate you airing these nasty views about Mariah. This forum as a whole does not find it acceptable. Just because Chris Martin dosent like Mariah, doesnt mean I dont. Kelly knows full well that I have a couple of Mariah CDs myself. Therefore, RabbitFurCoat (CHARMING name, by the way <_ your behavious is neither acceptable here or at the coldplay forum.> *steps down from Soap Box*
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