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you're right I don't think her hair is natural ginger, it looks slightly too dark...she seems to have brown roots underneath it...

 

It's virtually the same sort of "red" that Gillian Anderson sported when she played Scully in "X-Files" innit... :lol: That certainly was no natural colour either....

 

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10. Jennifer Celery-Slag

What an utterly munt-tastic piece of dog meat this sour old bitch really is. Ohmigod, I so hate her. I could possibly forgive that her chin is on the verge of invading France and that her celebrations and (fake) laughter are so cringingly goofy that I often have to hide behind a pillow ('We did it! We held out and we got that deal in the end!!', anyone? Or how about the truly scary enjoyment of that Bollywood dancer...I'm scarred for life.) What I can't forgive is her dispicable victimisation of another teammate each task, be it Lucinda or Sara, in which she decides she wants rid and does her utmost to show Sir Alan that she is going to get rid of that poor person. Thankfully I think he can see through the dragtastic mare's plans. I seriously hope she gets a dagger of ice through the heart chin.

 

^_^

 

:rofl:

 

Too true

Lee was awful towards Sara, so god bless Raef for standing up for her. I actually think he will probably win this now...

 

I'm so sick of everyone going on about how ZOMG AMAZING Alex is :mellow: Total knobhead, arrogance is not something i like and tbh i've seen better looking donkeys on blackpool pier.

 

Lee is an unmitigated arse.. What was his big idea...? Erm, I do believe that he came up with the "incredible business concept" of marketing cards to alien visitors/invaders..... :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: . And this utter TIT has the nerve to criticise Sara....

 

Frankly, I dont think any of them really have particularly great business skills, I wouldn't hire any of 'em tbh (especially not the women, they're all horrendous, back-stabbing bints, and some of the arguments. OMG!!! Wouldn't be out of place in Dagenham on a vicious Hen Night)... I think they're lying through their teeth tbh... Alan doesn't like liars.... :lol:

10. Jennifer Celery-Slag

What an utterly munt-tastic piece of dog meat this sour old bitch really is. Ohmigod, I so hate her. I could possibly forgive that her chin is on the verge of invading France and that her celebrations and (fake) laughter are so cringingly goofy that I often have to hide behind a pillow ('We did it! We held out and we got that deal in the end!!', anyone? Or how about the truly scary enjoyment of that Bollywood dancer...I'm scarred for life.) What I can't forgive is her dispicable victimisation of another teammate each task, be it Lucinda or Sara, in which she decides she wants rid and does her utmost to show Sir Alan that she is going to get rid of that poor person. Thankfully I think he can see through the dragtastic mare's plans. I seriously hope she gets a dagger of ice through the heart chin.

 

^_^

 

That is really quite brilliant actually.... :lol: :lol: Absolutely nailing all of her shortcomings....

 

Not sure on Lucinda though... She is a bit hopeless, and far too prone to playing the 'little girl lost' or victim... That irritates me about her.. And what is with the berets ffs....??? :lol: :lol: :lol: Okay, I guess it gives her a little individuality amongst the sea of generic-looking business suit types, but still. BERETS...... :lol: :lol: She's coming across like Wolfie Smith's younger sister (ask your parents). I'm half expecting her to raise her hand aloft and shout "FREEDOM FOR TOOTING!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE".... :lol: :lol:

 

I wouldn't hire any of 'em tbh

 

I wouldn't hire any of them to look after my pet cat while we go on holiday. And my cat's been dead for five years now!

 

Norma

 

no, its Saira Khan's show on CBBC...its so patronising but I love it

 

Saira is so mouthy and Over...pronounces...every...word...

Saira :wub:

 

She well should have won. Easily the best apprentice in season 1

 

I couldn't stand Saira in the first series at first but it didn't take too long to warm to her. That's what I feel is different about the first - and possibly even the second series - all of the contestants were likeable. Fair enough there were one or two that were useless - but they' weren't 'nasty' people like this current lot and the ones in the last series.

 

Norma

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Saira :heart: Amazing woman! I have quite a thing for a few Apprentice ladies :kink: Jadine. :wub: Godly much?!
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I hope you just mean personality-wise because Katie was an absolute dog! :heehee:

Of course lol!

 

 

Katie is my idol. Total b**ch and doesn't even care :wub:

 

Arse Coverer rant is my fave apprentice moment and her slaughtering of Adam has to be one of the best boardroom scenes.

i still think claire and helene are interchangable! they are the same person!

 

Not really. Although Helene does have the ability to get nasty, she only appears to use it when she's genuinely being irritated by someone not pulling their weight. For Claire, getting nasty seems to be a way of life; she does appear to believe that the contest isn't about getting hired on your own merit but about making the others look appalling and getting them fired. Although recent weeks suggest she's going to be more sneaky about it rather than in-your-face.

Lee is an unmitigated arse.. What was his big idea...? Erm, I do believe that he came up with the "incredible business concept" of marketing cards to alien visitors/invaders..... :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: . And this utter TIT has the nerve to criticise Sara....

 

Frankly, I dont think any of them really have particularly great business skills, I wouldn't hire any of 'em tbh (especially not the women, they're all horrendous, back-stabbing bints, and some of the arguments. OMG!!! Wouldn't be out of place in Dagenham on a vicious Hen Night)... I think they're lying through their teeth tbh... Alan doesn't like liars.... :lol:

Exactly.

 

I'm sure as to hell would rather have come up with nothing than that whole ALIEN nonsense :lol:

 

Entertainment wise this series is excellent. But the candidates really are pap business wise.

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