I'm sure I could work Katy Perry in :kink:

 

Rachel in lesbian affair with Katy Perry?

 

Rachel Stevens, Kopecek representative, currently in the midst of the world's most infamous relationship this side of Mario/Stephanie, was allegedly seen this morning 'making out' with Mdicen representative Katy Perry, currently surrounded by a waft of controversy over her supposedly "heathen activities". The head of the Mdicen Christian Church, a significant minority within Mdice, Reverend Capbith, claimed that Rachel Stevens' actions were "symptomatic of the sick society we live within today", going on to campaign for "the removal of Katy Perry and Rachel Stevens as the representatives of their respective nations for their sickening actions", before asking the reporter if he had Dima Bilan's number by any chance and whether he would consider not publicising his request. Dima Bilan has been unavailable for comment, although his long-time manager and masseuse David Hobbs was reported to have celebrated upon receiving the news before going to 'tell Dima the good news'. Rachel Stevens is currently on her promotional tour, which began with an infamously off-key performance in Zagorasta although has received more favourable reviews recently.

Estelle speaks out

The outspoken representative for Quotosibb, Estelle spoke out today against Kopecek representative Rachel Stevens. When we approached her to see how she felt about being chosen to take part she quickly changed the subject.

"It's an honour to be selected to represent a country and I will treat the honour with respect, which is more than can be said for some of the participants." she then went on to elaborate "Rachel Stevens is nothing but a slapper, she can't sing a note in key so she is resorting to a 'relationship' with Dima Bilan to gain publicity for herself. Then that's not enough, she goes and does a Britney/Madonna but those two are Z-listers so it looks even more desperate than it did the first time."

Wondering if she has anything nice to say about her other participants we decided to ask her. "Oh yeah, I get on with a lot of the artists in the competition. Gabriella Cilmi seems really nice and so do Natasha Bedingfield and Keri Hilson. I only have a problem with people who don't treat themselves with respect."

Estelle will be going on a mini tour, performing "No Substitute Love" at different locations. None of the locations have been confirmed, but Estelle is keen to visit Simmondly, so the tour may be around Miskantha.

Since Beverley Knight won the last contest, Quotosibb have automatically qualified, so have Rachel Stevens and Dima Bilan. We just hope Estelle doesn't have to sit anywhere near them in the Green Room on the night.

- - Sibbian Affairs

Edited June 10, 200817 yr by Adi_Gallia

Rachel responds

 

Rachel Stevens has responded peacefully to Estelle's accusations that she is "nothing but a slapper" and "can't sing a not in key", saying that she can "understand why some people might find my life a little loose - but that's just the way I am. My relationship with Dima is genuine, and I was just having fun with Katy Perry! I'm really shocked at Estelle's comments, although I think she might have a point. I hadn't rehearsed for weeks until my first comment, so I can admit that it was very off-key; but I don't think I can agree with Estelle's comments that I don't respect myself. I was quite shocked because I always thought Estelle was a really lovely lady, but it seems she's a lot more willing to slag others off than I would've originally thought". Rachel is currently on her way to FSR Farahtyn to continue her promotional tour, and is set to perform in Quotosibb later in the month.

Dima hits out at Rachel critics

Upon hearing news of Rachel's on-stage kiss with Mdican representative Katy Perry, Dima Bilan was quoted as saying he was "unphased" by the actions. "I know how Rachel feels, and I know this was probably just done for a bit of fun to fit in with Katy's song. Estelle is probably just jealous because she can't have me or something." Dima will be appearing in Bokia today; the third of seven countries he will tour before the final in Quotosibb.

Farahtyn await Rachel's return

The citizens of FSR Farahtyn are highly anticipating the return of Rachel Stevens to the country tonight. Originally confirmed to be representing Farahtyn, a kidnap and a brainwash later she is representing another country. Stevens will be performing her BJSC7 song I Said Never Again (But Here We Are) along with previous Farahtyn #1 single, Sweet Dreams My La EX as well as several other songs. Last night, a plan to kidnap Rachel was foiled by the Farahtyn SWAT team, who criticised the kidnappers for bad planning. Security has been increased for tonight's concert, which will also see the potential representatives for FSR Farahtyn performing to try and gain support for the country's vote later this week.

The Dalisskian Daily

 

Last night Creamy performed in Nonsuch and it was a roaring success. However it has come to light that the night before while staying in a Nonsuch hotel, Rebekka Mathew accidently used Bleach in her hair instead of Hair conditioner in the bathroom which caused her to need to use a wig for the concert and further concerts, however they have high hopes that her real hair will be ready for the Semi-final.

 

Creamy are set to perform in Eledan tonight, preparations in the Eledan concert hall are already well under way.

Melanie C continues tour in Bhangra

 

Melanie Chrisholm gave a stunning performance of carolyna in the Bhangrian capital last night

 

 

melanie also spoke out about the malarchy surrounding Dima Bilan and Rachell Stevens and Estelle

 

'it's so childish and i hope that none of them get any points from the Allecci public because none of them deserve it'

Gavin Mikhail Speaks out about the whole Love story

 

"You know what, to be honest i dont really care all that much. Its up to them really, if they have found love then great, good luck to them you know, but it has nothing to do with me or my entry into the BJSC so i couldnt give two hoots about who's shacking up with who. Estelle should have just kept her nose out and left them to it. Perhaps shes jealous or something, I dont know. But all i do know is, I came here to take part in one of the most anticipated contests ever and I know it sounds selfish but I am just gonna practice and practice to make sure i make the country i'm representing Proud."

Edited June 10, 200817 yr by Johnjo07

Juranexpress

Maroon 5 have released their video to If I Never See Your Face Again to the BuzzJack World. In two days, they embark on their tour of the World starting in Juranaland (of course), and ending in Quotosibb for the final. The song was released on jTunes 4 days ago and already looks set to hit the top of the Juranaland Top100!!! If we could figure out how to embed music video's we would now, but since we can't, we won't :P.

We've figured it out :) With help (thanks!!!)

Edited June 10, 200817 yr by juranamo

As follows:

 

[youtube]YOUTUBE CODE (the last part of the URL in a Youtube URL)[/youtube]

When your adding a reply, go into the 'Insert Special Item' drop-down menu and select 'insert Youtube'.

In the box on the left hand side post the youtube video ID - this is the combination of letters and numbers e.g Sr64NI33qUo found at the end of your youtube video's url

Press OK and post your message ;)

Thanks :D

Rachel is a tramp with a good song.

 

Imogen Heap this years representative for Priceville let out a vicious attack on one of the fellow participants in the competition, Kopecek's entry Rachel Stevens.

 

"I think she's a slutty tramp but i cant deny how utterly amarrzing her song is" said Imogen through gritted teeth. When asked about the supposed Rachel/Dima affair, she said "He always struck me as homosexual, its all publicity"

 

Imogen is set to annouce tour dates in the next few days.

Rachel - "Imogen a whore with a good song"

 

Rachel defiantly responded to Pricevilian entrant Imogen Heap's allegations that she is a 'slutty tramp' and that her relationship is just a sham, claiming that Imogen "is quite clearly jealous - when was the last time she even HAD a boyfriend, let alone one as hot as Dima?", before going on to state that "I can't be a $l*t - I don't have to pay Dima for love like Imogen does", although she did go on to say that "Headlock makes me wet" and that she hopes that it will at least beat her position of 16th she achieved last month with Hide and Seek, "but only for the song's sake - I really can't stand the woman after what she's said". Rachel is set to perform in FSR Farahtyn this evening.

Rachel silences critics with show-stopping performance in Farahtyn

 

 

After enduring a torrid few days from fellow competitors, Rachel more than proved them wrong with a performance that shocked many and sent Farahtyn wild as she gave her performance of I Said Never Again 100%, hitting all the right notes and bursting into a stunningly choreographed breakdown which has already earned her comparisons to Ani Lorak, with a stage show featuring a prison-disco hybrid similar to that of the video. Rachel concluded the performance with the dismissive statement, "That one was for you Estelle". Odds have already been slashed within Kopecka, and with commentators across Miskantha lavishing praise upon Rachel it would appear that her critics have finally been silenced - at least on the performance front.

Dima - "Enough is enough"

In a brief interview today with Bhangalaxy FM, Dima Bilan finally let out his true feelings regarding the ongoing feud between Rachel Stevens of Kopecka and Quotosibb's Estelle. "To be quite honest, enough is enough. I thought Rachel was a genuinly nice girl, and we seemed to be getting along really well. But her war of words with Estelle just pisses me off. I'll probably see her again when we get to the contest final, but I'll certainly not be chasing after her anymore, or 'exchanging 12s'." As a result of these comments, Bilan's popularity is said to have plummetted in Kopecka, despite building a substantial fanbase in the country.

It was hardly a war of words, she responded politely! :o I think you may be confusing Estelle for Imogen Heap :smoke: ANYWAY:

 

Rachel pleads for Dima to return

 

After Dima's public dumping of her, Rachel has publicly pleaded for him to return to her, saying that her war of words was "stupid, childish...I have no idea why I allowed myself to get drawn in", before sobbing live during an interview with FarahTV and begging her former boyfriend to return to her. "Please come back Dima, I need you, I love you, I...". The interview ended suddenly with Rachel running out of the room wailing. Dima's long-time manager and masseuse David Hobbs has expressed pleasure at Dima's breaking up with Rachel, saying that "ultimately, it's for the greater good. Dima needs to concentrate on the contest, and Rachel was just distracting him, and anyway, now I'll have more time to teach him how to 'get as many 12s as possible', if you get my drift!". David was reminded by IBK that it is impossible for Bhangra to give itself 12 points before the interviewer realised what he was indicating by such a statement. Rachel is still on her promotional tour and is set to stop off at a yet unconfirmed destination tomorrow.

BHANG

A Bhangrese official who is currently touring with Bilan has promised a love-struck Rachel Stevens that Dima "will be back". He commented: "I think the stress of having to tour so many countries has got to him, there's now even rumours going round that he's getting mixed up between Rachel and Imogen Heap! He has attemped to assure me that his words were completely directed at Rachel, but I'm sure he'll come running back soon." The spokesperson wished to remain anonymous, but Bhangrese television can confirm it was not long time manager and masseuse David Hobbs.

Rachel "relieved", calls David Hobbs "bunny boiler"

 

In a statement released to the Miskanthan media, Rachel Stevens stated that she was "relieved that it probably wasn't permanent", and that she could "understand the pressures of international touring - I've been tempted to throw it in after a couple of people have got to me at a bad point so I can see why he might have lashed out"; before controversially going on to claim that Dima's long-time manager and masseuse David Hobbs was responsible for their break-up, calling him a "wicked bunny boiler" that just "wants Dima for his body - I want him for his body, mind and soul", later refusing to confirm whether she wanted him in that order. David has yet refused to respond, with his PA claiming that he was "busy honing Dima's 'point-scoring technique'". The Miskanthan media has become infamous in recent weeks for its sudden official use of apostrophes to signify possible innuendo.

THE DAILY NEWSČEK

 

MASSIVE ORGY IN QUOTOSIBB?

 

THE DAILY NEWSČEK can officially reveal that it has received photos depicting a scandalous and raunchy party in Siobah that took place last night, which culminated into a mass orgy involving ESTELLE, INFERNAL, IMOGEN HEAP, LADY GAGA, GAVIN MIKHAIL, MAROON 5, CREAMY, KATY PERRY and KYLIE MINOGUE. This news has lead conservative commentators within Miskantha to campaign for the cancellation of this month's competition, stating that "such a disgustingly flagrant display of sexuality is inappropriate for contestants of a family-friendly show. It must be cancelled, or these contestants must be replaced, otherwise the BJSC will lose all of its credibility". The allegations have received no response thus far, with many speculating that the photos could be fake.