Slight fall for Loose Lingerie

 

Episode 3 of loose lingerie saw viewing figures fall from 430million to 414million today. Technical difficulties with the pc's at this paper has left this review short

 

(Source:Ashton Sun)

 

*edit*

 

Now that our IT guys have fixed our technical problems....

 

The third episode of Loose Lingerie saw the high initial viewing figures of yesterday(430mil) fall to 414million. Our information tells us that yesterdays high viewing figures were to see Tori Amos, who has become an overnight sensation after her dual concert in Kopecka with Gabriella Cilmi. The slight drop of 26million is not expected to be repeated tomorrow. With Janelle appearing it is expected that the audience will rise to hear about "Just Change It!" Ashton's current number 1.

Edited October 16, 200816 yr by f1mad

Loose Lingerie storms to almost record high on third showing

 

Loose Lingerie, the lunchtime chat show hosted by bitchy Norwegian superstars Maria Haukaas Storeng and Mira Craig, soared to new heights today after its Kopeček viewing figures soared to 203.1 million viewers at its peak during the Britney interview. These figures break the previous record for viewing figures for a non-BJSC-related programme, until today held by 'Ca-mo-mille', a charity concert starring Camille in aid of camomile vendors within Kopečka, a traditionally esoteric and specialist field which had been struggling in the lead-up to BJSC X, which attracted 201.6 million viewers after rumours in the lead-up to the concert that Camille would be appearing dressed completely in swan feathers, a rumour later proved untrue when Camille turned up dressed only in her pink boots (made of dyed swan feathers). However, Loose Lingerie was still 13 million viewers short of the all-time record of viewing figures, 216.2 million viewers, held by the final results show of BJSC VI, peaking at the announcement of FSR Rontvia's douze points for Serebro - Opium, which many within Kopečka thought would seal their first win, but Maria and Mira remain upbeat with 203.1 million viewers amounting to 86% of the viewing audience of Kopečka. Loose Lingerie has yet to beat any BJSC final results viewing figures (except for BJSC III and VIII, which had 151.7 and 200.4 million viewers respectively), but has thus far beaten all semi-final results shows except for Camille's success in BJSC X's semi-final which attracted 213.9 million viewers, later beaten by the averaged peak of 215.4 million viewers of the two final results nights; but with LL's viewing figures on a constant rise within Kopečka and the show already attracting universal cult attention (with T-shirts of Maria Haukaas Storeng in a black PVC catsuit with the subtitle 'whips and chains delight me!' currently sold out in almost all supplying outlets), the show's producers will be confident that record viewing figures are not far off with Janelle making a second appearance on Friday, although any figure which manages to break the 210 million barrier will be an immense achievement, with only four BJSC final results having breached this figure in a country where the day of the final BJSC results is always declared a national holiday.

Is Ashton the biggest country in Buzzjack at 547million?

 

coz everyone's viewing figures look poxy compared to Ashton's 430mill & 414mill

Loose Lingerie Ratings Start To Slide In Lorikeet

 

Maria and Mira's Loose Lingerie ratings have started to slide a bit in Lorikeet. The first show started with about 4.5 million viewers but the more recent third episode was watched by only 1.0 million viewers. This slide is likely due to the clash against The Bev and Tash show hosted by Natasha Bedingfield and Beverley Knight, which returned for it's 5th series the day after the first episode of Loose Lingerie, The Bev and Tash show was watched by 19.7 million viewers.

Almost certainly :o Kopečka's last census a good few years ago revealed a population of 237.1 million, but another one is due in the next month or so :funky: With immigration figures and birth rates on the up, we could well have passed 300 million by now :drama:

The Ashtonise census is due for the start of November.

 

With TBO:BJSCI-X taking place during Nov. the government are hiring 10,000 new members off staff.

 

The population is expected to reach 570m-ish and the Capitol is expected to break the 100 barrier

Loose Lingerie in Kylienips

 

Nips Channel 6 launched earlier today with their own version of Loose Lingerie with presenters Geraldine McQueen amd Michelle McNamus :heehee:

 

Their first guest were The Roly Polys, followed by Bernard Manning and Bernard Matthews, with Jason Mraz along with Colbie Caliat performing their BJSC entry 'Lucky'.

 

Jumps on Bandwagon :lol:

Juranabaijan Won't Follow Bandwagon

 

It has been announced that Juranamese networks will not be broadcasting popular Rontvian TV programme Loose Lingerie due to the financial cricis in the country. TV networks simply can not afford such high profile programmes. In its place, a new - low budget - programme called 'Paint Drying' has been launched in the same time.

Ashton TV Network AMC Donates MA:TV To Juranabaijan

 

The Ashton Media Corporation (AMC) has donated their hit daytime tv show "MA:TV" hosted by former Ashtonise BJSC representatives Lily Allen and Mutya Buena.

 

The show is currently the highest ranked show on Ashtonise TV and has attracted a cult following within Ashton

 

(Source: Ashton Media Report)

I'm so glad their is no normal contest in November as right now Nonsuch would bbe incredibly tempted to enter:

 

2 Up 2 Down - The Winners Song

 

:D

Ashton TV Network AMC Donates MA:TV To Juranabaijan

 

The Ashton Media Corporation (AMC) has donated their hit daytime tv show "MA:TV" hosted by former Ashtonise BJSC representatives Lily Allen and Mutya Buena.

 

The show is currently the highest ranked show on Ashtonise TV and has attracted a cult following within Ashton

 

(Source: Ashton Media Report)

 

Ooooh...thank you :) Paint Drying has been axed :)

:cheer:

 

good news it sounded dull as tbh

Loose Lingerie aired in Dalisska for first time

 

The FSR Rontvian version of Loose Lingerie was aired in Dalisska for the first time last night on the Dallinet channel. Ratings of the show were relativly good with 2 Million tuning in for the first show. Out of a population of 18 million(I think it's time Dalisska had a census though). Viewers of the show is expected to increase at least half a million if not more by the next show and tv experts see no stop to this hit show's growing popularity in Dalisska any time soon.

 

Dalisska has own new show up sleeve

 

Dalisska also has a new series set to begin Tommorrow night at 8pm. Road Trip involves 30 Celebritys piling into a Bus and traveling around the Buzzjack world. Each episode will follow a different Celebrity wandering around a different country, taking in the sights, tasting the food, finding a hotel and taking part in the countrys various customs. It has been confirmed that the first three celebritys to take part in the next three episodes are....Marie Digby, Delta Goodrem and Dermot O'leary. While the first three countries to be visting will be Kylienips, Kopecka and Bhangra.

 

In other news...

 

The Corrs today were shot down by Dallinet producer Kevin Sarkly after they put forward their idea for a Loose Lingerie copy. "When they told me their show was called "Tight Panties" it was obvious that it would never be as popular as Loose Lingerie, so I let them down easy......saved them alot of embaressment I think."-Kevin Sarkly

Edited October 17, 200816 yr by Sabrewulf238

Neon Loose Lingerie lights up the ratings again

 

the 'indie' themed fourth Loose Lingerie show has been a roaring success today in FSR Rontvia, once again hitting a new peak, with 12 million veiwers tuning in, in Rontvia alone. The series has been a massive hit across the Buzzjack World in the past few days with success reported in Ojnoj, Ashton, Dalisska and most notably Kopečka, where the ratings have been more substantial even than many of the BJSC semi-finals, a spectacular success for a lunchtime show. Today's show was fronted by Mira, wearing a fluorescent yellow dress, the same as one of her guests, Janelle Monáe, who put in another stunning performance of her BJSCXI entry 'Many Moons'. Maria came dressed in large pipe-rimmed sunglasses and a pink skirt with a bright purple top. Other guests included MGMT, CSS and Frankmusik. Maria and Mira closed the packed show by giving glow in the dark yo-yo's to all of the audience members before performing a unique cover of 'She Moves In Her Own Way' by The Kooks. The next edition of the show will be on Monday and there are so far only 2 confirmed guests; Sash! and Andrea Corr. It is rumoured that these two acts will be performing an exclusive duet on the show called 'Ecuador Never Loved You Anyway'. There are still therefore two available slots on Monday's show, surely the best possible promotion for any current BJSC participant.

Cookie have now finished their tour and would like to appear.

Loose Lingerie 4 - Ratings Climb

 

Ratings for the neon filled Loose Lingerie hit 423million in Ashton after a record breaking 541million people watched MA:TV (Formerly known as AshChat!) the rebranded hit lunchtime show drew the largest audience ever recorded on Ashtonise TV. The smash ratings dragged Loose Lingerie's up with them thanks to an appearance from Janelle Monae. With rumours circulating Ashton that Gabriella Cilmi will be on Monday's episode ratings are expected to hit a new high and could out-peak the BJSCVII final ratings (489million) currently the highest BJSC Final rankings within the world of Buzzjack.

 

(Source: Ashton Media Report)

Cookie and Gabriella are confirmed and must duet together singing either B*Witched's Blame It On The Weatherman or Boyzone's No Matter What! Decide between yourselves :P

Paint Drying Wins Initial Ratings War...

 

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Today marked the launch of two new TV programmes in Juranabaijan. The first, being slightly less poular due to only being put on the TV schedule half an hour before its showing, was poular Ashton TV programme 'MA : TV' featuring Lily Allen and Mutya Buena. This raked in an impressisve 18,967 viewers, which is fairly high by our standards. Not a bad showing considering it was donated to the JBC due to no TV channel having the funds to pay for the record-breaking Rontvian show 'Loose Lingerie. The second, is a new show that was broadcast at the same time on JuranaTeleVision called 'Paint Drying'. This brought JTV a total of 21,750 viewers and is so far the biggest haul of the week. Channel 3 reeled in a total of 11,092 viewers for 'The News @ One'.

 

Paint Drying: 21,750

MA : TV: 18,967

The News @ One: 11,092

Edited October 17, 200816 yr by juranam-oh

Does Juranabaijan want The Bev and Tash show aswell. :dance:

 

Cookie are having diva strops as they hate both songs and are insisting on performing Do It Again :teresa:

Gabriella would rather sing Blame It On The Weatherman but wants a chance to promote her entry anyway possible