It's time to actually promote Remi...she wants a spot :lol:

They are both booked.

 

And we have no more slots :w00t:

 

 

I never filled last season which was an epic fail

The Noisettes please :)

 

And, what happened to Elin Lanto's appearance :lol: It never happened :P

 

Good luck to Lily aswell.

yeah, sorry about that.

 

i ran out of unannounced guests i could use and then i kinda forgot the write up as didn't have time on the day :(.

 

 

please note:

ALL MARCH PLACES ARE DEPENDENT ON THE ARITST'S QUALIFICATION

 

Failure to qualify forfits your slot. Any act who wants a place can sign up for the reserve list and DNQ's will be replaced from the list.

Dayum. Numayania is pretty afraid (or maybe just has The Fear) for Alcazar...

Season 3 - Friday 26th Feb

 

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Hello All, my name is Amelle Berrabah and your watching Afternoon Avec Amelle!!! Coming up today, the Wonderful Natalie Bassingthwaighte will be on to promote her first Ashtonise single, Alive. Lily Allen will be promoting her BJSC entry Back To The Start for the wonderful, mighty and down right amazing Republique d'Ashton and her amazing new album It's Not Me, It's You. Alcazar will also be promoting thier BJSC entry for Numayania's debut contest.

 

Lets get this show on the road!!!!!!!!

 

Give a big AAA welcome to my band the Amellettes. *Performance of AAA's theme tune, Smack Me*

 

Now the formalities are out of the way, lets get on with it and welcome my first guest.

 

She's had 5 #1 singles here in Ashton, her second album has spend 3 weeks at number one and has sold 10million copies, she's representing Ashton in her third BJSC.

 

 

IT'S LILY ALLEN!!!!!!!!!

 

Welcome to the show, and my lovely new sofa. Thanks Amelle, these really are comfy. We had them on my show, was great for "getting to know the guest" if you know what i mean oh i do indeed. So, how does it feel to be back on BJSC? It feels great, i'm so excited to be back with the country who gave me my debut all those years ago. Do i really have 5 #1's? i thought it was only 4! indeed you do, Smile, LDN, Alfie, The Fear(I Don't Know) and your 2nd Ashtonise single Everyone's At It. Oh god, i forgot about Smile, so i have Now Lily, how do you feel about XIV, reckon you can do well? I feel good, i hope i can get through to the final and continue the momentum through to the top ten in the final. I think Back To The Start is strong enough to do quite well. Great, nice to see you have some confidence. If you'd like to make your way to the stage, the Amellettes are ready for you top perform Back To The Start. Ok, will do

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, performing live on stage with the Amellettes, it's Lily Allen with Back To The Start!

 

 

Great performance, by Lily there, and what better way to follow that than with another. Promoting her first Ashtonise single, it's Nataile Bassingthwaighte with Alive!

 

 

Fantastic, How about another? Yeah? Good, because heres Alcazar with their entry We Keep On' Rockin'

 

 

That was great guys, come across and join me on the sofas.

 

So how are you feeling after that? Great, it was amazing. The crowd are great, we will have to come back to Ashton. The weather is great, the beaches are long and not very crowded, the people are friendly and the crowds are great. Now, lets get down to the nitty gritty. This is your first BJSC and your representing a debuting country, Numayania. How confident are you about the contest? Well to be honest we don't know what to expect. we hope we can qualify it would be nice to take Numayania to the final on thier first contest. Good, you looking forward to the Semi's? i have been told your in Semi 1 with a number of highly established countries. Indeed we are, i think we're up against Ashton. It should be good fun if nothing else, and a great experiance Oh that it will be, i can prmoise you that much.

 

Good Luck, i'm afraid that is all we have time for today.

 

Singing us out is former entrants Red Blooded Women with their absolutly fantastic Colour Me Dirty/Pjanoo Medley

 

 

I have been Amelle and you have been watching Afternoon Avec Amelle.

 

See You Next Time!!!!

 

 

Ashton VF - Peak: 610.91m (Lily Allen), Ave 609.11m, Low 608.09m (Alcazar)

Dayum. Numayania is pretty afraid (or maybe just has The Fear) for Alcazar...

Don't worry you have joined lily on day1.

 

Highlights are up now.

Smack Me still the theme tune :heart:

Alcazar, King Dan, Queen Arsenie and the good people of Numayania thank you for the experience and opportunity given to then today by Ashton and Amelle.We keep our fingers crossed for Lily (who is banned from speaking publicly in Numayania, but her records are popular) and Natalie... And ourselves :cheer:

Smack Me still the theme tune :heart:

of course.

 

i could think of nothing better :wub:

Due to the Non Qualification of Juranabajian there is a slot available on Wednesday, March 4th.

Highlights - Monday 2nd March

 

2/3

 

 

Good Afternoon and welcome to Afternoon Avec Amelle with me, Amelle Berrabah.

 

Joining me today is VV Brown, representative of Lorikeet. Enrique Iglesias and Ciara from our neighbours Botanikka and Lady GaGa is in the studio to perform her third Ashtonise single - Love Game.

 

A warm welcome if you please to the Amellettes! *Joins them on stage to perform Smack Me*

 

So last week we had an announcement by the Ashton Finance Committee stating that the worlds economic crisis was a joke, and that the countries who are suffering were obviously governed by idiots. Some how i don't think he looked in the mirror this morning.

Temperatures soared to record highs in Ashton's southern states while the central and northern states recorded above average temperatures. Sorry guys, the photographer didn't say the shot would be quite that racy.

Lily Allen qualified for the BJSC XIV final in front of an audience of 523.11million. 523.11million people obviously need to acquire social lives. Why anyone would get up at 5.30am on a monday is beyond me. There's too much partying to be done and Alcohol to be drunk to be getting up then.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome my first guest all the way from Lorikeet, it's VV Brown!!!

 

Welcome my dear, how are you felling after last night? Thank you, i feel on top of the world. It's such an honour to make the BJSC final Indeed it is. Now you are representing Lorikeet who last time broke out of their pattern of reaching the final and doing poorly, do you hope to continue Flabby O's success? I hope to continue Kelly's success for Lorikeet. I was worried about coming on here after what Kelly had told me. Ah yes. I read those comments online. There is no love lost between me and that fat sack of $h!t. You have nothing to worry about love. Now, if you'd like to make your way to the stage, the Amellettes are waiting for you!!!!

 

 

Performing her BJSC entry Leave! it's VV Brown!!!!!

 

 

Wow, fantastic performance,

 

Up next promoting her new single Love Game, It's Lady GaGa!!

 

 

Spectacular. Now for our final performance, it's Enrique Inglesias and Ciara with their BJSC entry Takin' Back My Love.

 

 

Now Enrique, can you do me a massive favour? Sure, What? Take you top off. *takes off top* Thats better. can't have too many clothes on my set at once, it's heath and safety ;) Now your entry has been met with the claim that it sounds very much like the former Botanikkan entry Breathing My Love. It even contains two of the same words in the title. We don't think it's very similar but we do hope for similar success for it. Uh huh, gotcha. Now we all know that Darin was banned from this country after the Ashton Music Regulator received many complaints of peoples ears bleeding after exposure to the song. I heard about that. We thought we was going to have a hard time getting a visa for here. Thank you Nat Bass. Quite. Natalie Bassingthwaighte is something of a legend around these parts.

 

I'm afraid that's all we have time for today, singing us out is Lily Allen with her entry Back To The Start.

 

What do you think you are doing Enrique, get that top back off. We've still not finished yet. It's heath and safety!!!!

 

 

I've been Amelle and you've been watching Afternoon Avec Amelle.

 

Goodbye, see you all on Wednesday.

 

And no, Enrique you can't put your top back on yet.

 

Ashton VF: AVE - 610.11million PEAK - 611million(Love Game) LOW - 411.32million (Takin' Back My Love)

Due to the Non Qualification of Juranabajian there is a slot available on Wednesday, March 4th.

 

Amanda Jenssen will take it

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Lol Phil...thanks so much for your show...that was funny...can't believe Amelle made him take off his shirt :lol:...thanks a lot again :wub:

Amelle does like a good perve every now and then :kink:

 

it's no problem. every little helps

Due to the Non Qualification of Juranabajian there is a slot available on Wednesday, March 4th.

:cry: Remi still wants a small chat with Amelle :arrr:

:cry: Remi still wants a small chat with Amelle :arrr:

Sorry an executive decision was made to give DNQ slots to final artists. Mainly because there is no point in promoting an artist that has failed to qualify for the final when there are other acts who could put the time to better use.

LOL, are Ashton just pretending Singapore never happened then?

Sorry an executive decision was made to give DNQ slots to final artists. Mainly because there is no point in promoting an artist that has failed to qualify for the final when there are other acts who could put the time to better use.

Can she be a private guest in the audience who gets to briefly say something to Amelle then??? :lol:

LOL, are Ashton just pretending Singapore never happened then?

Did $h!tapore do well? i totally forgot it had been entered.

 

God that song was horrific, i'm sure it beat me as well :arrr:

 

Can she be a private guest in the audience who gets to briefly say something to Amelle then??? :lol:

No, her visa was cancelled.